Are you concerned that shadowy organizations are trying to infect your brain with nanites in order to control your thoughts? Do you believe nanites are everywhere, just waiting for the opportunity to attack? Maybe that's why you keep stabbing all of your comic books on YouTube, in case the nanites are hiding in there? Whatever your reasons, we're not going to judge you. But we will note that knives simply aren't going to cut it against nanites. That's a fact. Thankfully, Valiant Entertainment may have the solution to your nanite problems in the form of their newly announced Bloodshot Rising Spirit Nanite Prevention Kit.
A press release contains the details:
With the release of Valiant's next tentpole ongoing series, BLOODSHOT RISING SPIRIT #1, the critically acclaimed comic publisher is proud to announce a super-limited new promotional item exclusively available to comic retailers – the BLOODSHOT RISING SPIRIT NANITE PREVENTION KIT!
Specially designed to protect local comic shop employees from the dangers of handling both sensitive nanite technology and paper-cut-inducing comic books, the BLOODSHOT RISING SPIRIT NANITE PREVENTION KIT comes in an eye-catching, red plastic case with a custom die-cut label, and houses the following first-aid tools:
Instant Cold Pack
Adhesive Bandages in Assorted Sizes
A Comprehensive First-Aid Guide
Plus, the kit also comes with the BLOODSHOT RISING SPIRIT NANITE SAFETY GUIDE, a fold-out poster with prevention tips written by comedic talent Daniel Kibblesmith (QUANTUM AND WOODY!, VALIANT HIGH, Lockjaw) and illustrated by eye-popping artist Jeff Piña (Dr. Oblivion's Guide to Teenage Dating)!
Limited quantities of the BLOODSHOT RISING SPIRIT NANITE PREVENTION KIT will be will be made available to retailers on a first come, first served basis, and will ship in mid-September. Those interested in obtaining a kit for their store should contact email@example.com as soon as possible.
Look, can you prove without a shadow of a doubt that the new world order is not trying to control your brain with nanites? Yeah, we didn't think so. It's better safe than sorry, so pick up one of these kits today.
BLOODSHOT RISING SPIRIT #1
Written by LONNIE NADLER & ZAC THOMPSON
Art by KEN LASHLEY
Cover A by FELIPE MASSAFERA
Cover B by DAVID MACK
Variant Cover by STAZ JOHNSON
Glass Variant Cover by DOUG BRAITHWAITE
Blank Cover Also Available
$3.99 | 32 pgs. | T+ | On Sale NOVEMBER 14th (FOC – 10/22/18)