Do not mistake Suck for Vampires Suck. I repeat: DO NOT MISTAKE SUCK FOR VAMPIRES SUCK. They really are not at all the same thing. At all.
Here's a world-exclusive clip from Suck, just to hammer home the difference.
You can tell this is some kind of fantasy film because they walk right up to border control like that and don't have to queue for an hour.
Henry Rollins, Alice Cooper, Malcolm McDowell and Iggy Pop – right off the top of my head, there's three and a half more things that Suck has going for it. Besides not being Vampires Suck.
There's more on Suck coming later…