The Seattle Real Life Super Hero Pub Crawl

This Saturday, Ballad in Seattle saw the local Real Life Super Hero community meet upo for drinks. I'll let you decide which are the actual crime fighters, which hand out food to the homeless and which just decided they wanted an excuse for a drink up.

The Seattle Real Life Super Hero Pub Crawl

"That's right! I am a crusader! Have you seen any muslims round here? The sword, no, no it's fixed in the scabbard. Shame really. Are you sure you haven't seen any muslims?"

The Seattle Real Life Super Hero Pub Crawl

"Cowards are a superstitious and cowardly lot. I shall become something out of In The Night Garden."

The Seattle Real Life Super Hero Pub Crawl

"I hold the balls of crime in my hand. And I will crush them!"

The Seattle Real Life Super Hero Pub Crawl

"Homoerotic? No I don't think there's any danger of that, why do you ask?"

The Seattle Real Life Super Hero Pub Crawl

"My cape deflects bullets! No really, but who would want to shoot me anyway?"

The Seattle Real Life Super Hero Pub Crawl

"I'm not even trying."

The Seattle Real Life Super Hero Pub Crawl

"I told you it wasn't homo erotic!"

The Seattle Real Life Super Hero Pub Crawl

"Count my teeth! I could be in a Liefeld comic!"

The Seattle Real Life Super Hero Pub Crawl

"No I am not Brian Bendis, how dare you suggest such a think. Look don't tell anyone okay, and I'll buy  you a beer."

The Seattle Real Life Super Hero Pub Crawl

"Just because you fight crime, there's no reason to dress down."

The Seattle Real Life Super Hero Pub Crawl

"We're not trying that much either."

The Seattle Real Life Super Hero Pub Crawl

"No I am not Jen Grunwald, and if you tell anyone, I'll kick you in the balls."

The Seattle Real Life Super Hero Pub Crawl

"If your name's not on the door, you're not coming in."

The Seattle Real Life Super Hero Pub Crawl

"What the fuck am I doing with these jokers???"

Via Seattle Weekly.

About Rich Johnston

Founder of Bleeding Cool. The longest-serving digital news reporter in the world, since 1992. Author of The Flying Friar, Holed Up, The Avengefuls, Doctor Who: Room With A Deja Vu, The Many Murders Of Miss Cranbourne, Chase Variant. Lives in South-West London, works from Blacks on Dean Street, shops at Piranha Comics. Father of two. Political cartoonist.

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