The title of this YouTube video is:
SHARKNADO – Official Asylum Trailer – TOO VIOLENT FOR TV??
but if you look a few inches below you'll read:
An exclusive new look at The Asylum's SHARKNADO, premiering this Thursday at 9pm EST on Syfy.
And yet there's still plenty of headlines proclaiming this trailer "almost Red Band," whatever the hell that means.
Anyway, here it is in all of its mildly gory, basic cable glory.
The best piece of writing about this film in all of the internet is still one of the first, I think. Maybe that will change when the review count cranks up later in the week.