I do like a bit of The Guardian on a Saturday, yeah, and The Observer fits on Sunday like a worn slipper.
Hugh Grant stars in this trailer for The Weekend. I don't mean a film called The Weekend, or a TV show, or a book, I mean the actual two-day period that comes between Friday and Monday. This was directed by Tim Godsall, and this full version, I understand, will be online only.
But hang on… what's this. It's Hugh Grant with a copy of The Times, as noted by Guido Fawkes.
A case of know thine enemy ready-wrapped in cellophane.