Number of females: 2
Number of these females doing the whole look at my butt thing we see in so many posters: 1
Number of men doing same: None. Of course
Proportion of females going sleeveless: 2/2.
Proportion of males going sleeveless: 1/6. But he's topless, so there is that.
Number of masked badasses: 2
Number of people from the West wielding guns: 3
Number of people from the East wielding blades: 2
Number of characters looking out of frame at god only knows what: 5
Number of characters that I wish would stop staring at me: 3
Proportion of male characters over the age of 40 that have gone for the bald look: 2/2
Proportion of female characters over the age of 40: Don't be silly.
Proportion of female characters over the age of 30: 1/2! Some sort of result. Something to build on.
I may or may not have seen a chunk of of GI Joe: Retaliation recently. I may or may not be able to tell you all about it next week. I am definitely telling you to keep your eyes peeled…