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Rick Remender's Wild Hearts of Darkness Sequel Would Bring Back CapWolf

Rick Remender's latest rejected story pitch shared on Twitter is a bonkers revival of 1990s storyline Hearts of Darkness that includes an alternate-dimension Dr. Strange, in a polyamorous relationship with Clea and Brother Voodoo, a vampire Wolverine, the return of CapWolf, and the invention of the Cosmic Ghost Rider 7 years early. Thanks to coronavirus […]

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Rick Remender's Rejected Spider-Man Pitch Featured Bug-Powered Bad Guys

The coronavirus pandemic is affecting everyone in different ways. For some, like superstar comic book writer Rick Remender, the call for quarantine and social distancing has given him an opportunity to take a walk down memory lane and share those memories with fans on Twitter. With a treasure trove of unused plans for comic book […]

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Rick Remender Says He Was Offered X-Books in 2019, Reveals 2014 X-Plans

The coronavirus pandemic has everyone stuck in their homes practicing social distancing, which leaves a lot of time for taking a stroll down memory lane. Especially for superstar writer Rick Remender, whose favorite recreational beverage, hobo piss, would be considered very risky both to acquire and consume amidst the COVID-19 outbreak. So Remender unearthed his […]

Coronavirus Toilet Paper Shortage? Here's Five Comics You Can Wipe Your Ass With

Coronavirus Toilet Paper Shortage? Here's Five Comics You Can Wipe Your Ass With

With states and major cities around the United States shut down to prevent the spread of the deadly pandemic of COVID-19 disease caused by a novel strain of coronavirus, panicky people have been raiding stores all over the country to buy up all the toilet paper, prompting photos of desolate stores with empty shelves which […]

Are Coronavirus Preppers Hoarding Mirka Andolfo's Mercy #1?

The looming threat of deadly disease COVID-19, caused by a novel strain of coronavirus, has lots of people wondering how to protect themselves in the event of an outbreak in their area. For some, this means following safety guidelines like frequent hand-washing and avoiding touching your face, while for others, it means hoarding medical supplies […]


Do Wolverine Toys Have Two Dicks – A Bleeding Cool Investigation

Do Wolverine Toys Have Two D***s? A Bleeding Cool Investigation

Look, I never thought I'd be walking the Wolverine dick beat. I thought I'd show up at C2E2, lob some softball questions at creators, eat an Italian Beef or five, haunt Artist Alley til I got all the things signed I brought, then head back home again the way I came to Chicago, a stranger […]

DC Unveils Ultra-Rare Doug Mahnke Cake Variant at C2E2

DC Unveils Ultra-Rare Doug Mahnke Cake Variant at C2E2

DC Comics opened up the DC Super Heroes panel at C2E2 Saturday by celebrating the tenure of a longtime DC veteran. But unlike the 18-year DC career of Dan Didio which was celebrated with the former DC Publisher's firing earlier this month, Doug Mahnke's 25-year DC career was celebrated in a more fitting fashion: with […]


Does X-Editor Jordan White Want in on the Cyclops/Wolverine/Marvel Girl Threesome?

Does X-Editor Jordan White Want in on the Cyclops/Wolverine/Marvel Girl Threesome?

Bleeding Cool is your primary news source for information about the three-way sex triangle between Wolverine, Cyclops, and Jean Grey. We've long reported that the trio are Marvel's first "throuple," and we've gone into great detail on how it works. Specifically, that Wolverine has two dicks, one for f**king, and one for making love. But […]

BOOM! Trolls Readers with Preview of Quotable Giant Days that Contains No Quotes

BOOM! Trolls Readers with Preview of Quotable Giant Days that Contains No Quotes

Explosive publisher BOOM! Studios trolled its customers Thursday by releasing a preview of an upcoming quote book with no actual quotes in the preview. The Quotable Giant Days, by writer John Allison and artist Max Sarin, purports to collect " a mixture of witty and humorous quotes" from the series, but all we get in […]

Bray Wyatt Drops WWE Universal Championshop to Up-and-Comer Who Can Use the Rub

Bray Wyatt Drops WWE Universal Championshop to Up-and-Comer Who Can Use the Rub

After months of buildup, Bray Wyatt has finally dropped the WWE Universal Champion to an up-and-coming star who can really use the rub. That's right, Goldberg has defeated The Fiend at WWE's Saudi Arabian blood money event Super Showdown, winning the Universal Championship and becoming a four-time world champion. It's unclear at this time whether […]

Nightwing Gets to the Bottom of a Major Mystery in Nightwing #70 [Improbable Previews]

Nightwing Seeks Answers on Didio's Departure in Nightwing #70 [Improbable Previews]

Every so often (but seemingly less so since we started this column), comic book publishers accidentally send out unlettered previews, showing us what the characters are doing but not what they're saying. What a boner! In Improbable Previews, we correct this mistake by putting the words back in, using our best guess at what they are […]


Rob Liefeld Thanks Supporters for Help in War Against... Juggalos?!

Rob Liefeld Thanks Supporters for Help in War Against… Juggalos?!

He's taken on teenagers. He's taken on Millennials. Now, he faces his greatest challenge yet. Superstar comic book artist Rob Liefeld expressed gratitude Wednesday for supporters he credits with "circling the wagons" in a dispute apparently between Liefeld and the Juggalos, a group of hardcore fans of the Michigan rap group Insane Clown Posse, also […]



USPS Has Matthew Rosenberg's Package and They Won't Deliver It

Now USPS Has Matthew Rosenberg's Package and They Won't Deliver It

Everyone in comics loves a good sequel, well, except Alan Moore, and what better sequel could you imagine than one for the classic 2018 dispute between Marvel Comics writer Matthew Rosenberg and the FedEx delivery service? Rosenberg's fight to get FedEx to deliver his package went on for nearly a week, with Rosenberg providing live […]

Written by a Bot: Five Ways Brian Bendis Made Superman Cool Again

Written by a Bot: Five Facts You May Not Know About Comic Book Piracy

Comics piracy is a touchy subject, but one which could be subject to a lot of misinformation. In order to clear things up, we asked our bot, Listiclon 5000, to create a listicle full of factoids about comics piracy which seem legit enough to us. In the dog eat dog world of comic book "journalism," […]