Holey Moley Archives

"Holey Moley" Debuts Thursday. Are You Ready?
These last few weeks? It's been Holey Moley, the glorious union of everything right with the world If you need an hour to turn off your brain, relax, and let the world burn for a while without you. Sadly, the programming department at ABC has decided that we aren't worthy of Holey Moley this week[...]
"Holey Moley" S01, Ep02: "The Thunderdome of Mini-Golf" (SPOILER REVIEW)
Twelve new contestants enter the Golfstacle Course of Holey Moley on ABC, the single most whacked out hour of mini-golf on network television If Hunter S Thompson created a mini-golf show, this would be it. First up: Evan squares off against Robin Robin is one of the best female putters on the planet Robin goes up[...]
"Holey Moley" is the Citizen Kane of Dumb Game Shows
There where a lot of things I thought Holey Moley, ABC's absurdly goofy, addictively watchable mini-golf obstacle course show would do- solve world hunger, end war in the Middle East, save me a lot on that muffler- but I never, not once in a million years though it would make me fall in love. I freaking[...]
"Holey Moley" Debuts Thursday. Are You Ready?
Friends, Holey Moley has finally descended from the heavens of specialized network absurdity, and the world will never, ever be the same Mark my words. Everything you need to know about Holey Moley is laid out for you during the opening, where host and executive producer Stephen Curry explains what his purpose is, then we're off[...]
'Holey Moley' is Going to Be the Sleeper Hit of Summer!
Holey Moley is hitting ABC this Thursday, and I can only hope and pray for two things One, it needs to be stupid as hell Please, in the name of our most sacred The Masked Singer, please let Holey Moley be as insipid as it possibly can be. //Credit: ABC Second, I need the words "Holey Moley"[...]
'Holey Moley' is Going to Be the Sleeper Hit of Summer!
No one in the world is ready for Holey Moley It's going to be the most incredibly dumb, electrifying, and compelling thing ever broadcast. //Credit: ABC Holey Moley will bring about the End of Days. Holey Moley will bring peace to the Middle East. Holey Moley will balance the budget and fix the US health care system. Okay, maybe it[...]
'Holey Moley' is Going to Be the Sleeper Hit of Summer!
There is something about Holey Moley, ABC's upcoming mini-golf meets obstacle course competition, that makes me get fired up and ready to tackle the world There is nothing that the human mind can't come up with, given time And now, we're getting a show that answers the ages old question- what would happen if American[...]