Comrades! AEW wrestlers join forces with the Justice League in a 2-issue comic event from AEW and DC! Plus DC sponsors Full Gear PPV. The CIA won't like this...
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Triple H announces John Cena's final wrestling match will happen December 13 at Saturday Night's Main Event in Washington D.C. You can't see him after this!
Comrades! ESPN gave their own WWE WrestlePalooza debut a "C" grade! Even my state-run media knows better than to criticize events they broadcast.
Comrades! ESPN created a discussion megathread for WrestlePalooza, then locked all comments after fans criticized ESPN and WWE's capitalist greed.
El Presidente reports on Andrade's WWE departure as the company raises prices and books Saudi WrestleMania. Perhaps it's not a bad time to get out?
WWE x AAA Worlds Collide saw Dirty Dom steal the AAA Mega title with more interference than a CIA wiretap! Plus Wyatt Sicks destroy the tag champions!
Comrades! WWE officially announced WrestleMania 43 is heading to Saudi Arabia! My good friend Turki Alalshikh and Triple H made it official on Friday!
Comrades! A leaked press release and a reliable dirt sheet claim WrestleMania 43 heads to Saudi Arabia in 2027! Plus Royal Rumble 2026! Revel in the capitalist splendor!
Comrades! TKO executive Mark Shapiro says WWE tickets need to cost MORE! Time for wrestlers to seize the means of production! ¡Viva la revolución!
El Presidente reviews AEW Collision from his bunker, where MJF ruins his own honeymoon, evil clones appear, and the CIA definitely isn't watching wrestling!
Comrades! Your El Presidente reports that The American Dragon Bryan Danielson will permanently join AEW Dynamite's commentary team starting this Wednesday!
Comrades! The dirt sheets predict AJ Lee's WWE return like weathermen discovering rain during a thunderstorm! El Presidente reports from his secret bunker!
Comrades! Your El Presidente reports on WWE's plans for European conquest with an 11-city tour before the Royal Rumble in Saudi Arabia.
El Presidente reviews ROH Death Before Dishonor, Tony Khan's socialist streaming triumph! Plus: Sammy's shocking heel turn and free wrestling for all!
Comrades! Triple H spoiled his own show on X while Stephanie told fans to use a VPN to watch region-locked WWE content. El Presidente reports from his secret bunker!
El Presidente reviews WWE Raw from his secret bunker! Roman Reigns battles The Vision's forces while your favorite dictator explains socialist wrestling theory.
Comrades! WWE returns to Melbourne's Rod Laver Arena on October 15 after six years! El Presidente reports from his bunker on tickets, superstars, and the CIA.
Comrades! El Presidente here with your WWE Raw preview from Birmingham! Roman speaks, Rhea battles, and Nikki Bella confronts Becky Lynch at 3PM ET today!
Comrades! Pro Wrestling Tees expands to LACC and NYCC, offering exclusive merchandise and live appearances by wrestling stars and legends
Comrades! El Presidente here with news that WWE allegedly wants TNA to go head-to-head with AEW! Even dictators have more backbone than Triple H, it seems!
El Presidente explains why Karrion Kross appearing on Ariel Helwani's podcast proves his WWE exit is faker than his last election. Comrades, we're being worked!
El Presidente reports on AEW Collision's return to GalaxyCon Columbus Dec 6, plus ROH Final Battle Dec 5! The CIA cannot stop this wrestling revolution!
Comrades! Your El Presidente reports AEW Full Gear returns to Newark's Prudential Center on Nov 22! Join me in celebrating this glorious wrestling revolution!
El Presidente reports from his bunker on WWE's minty fresh partnership with Breath Death, featuring Crystal Breth - the exploding mint revolution comrades need!
Comrades! Your El Presidente reports from inside WWE's SummerSlam Superstore, where capitalism and championship belts collide. CIA agents hate this one trick!
All AEW PPVs from 2019 to 2024 are now streaming on HBO Max, a victory for the wrestling proletariat against the bourgeoisie sports entertainment establishment!
El Presidente reports from his Chicago bunker on AEW World's End coming to NOW Arena Dec 27! Tickets on sale Sept 8. A victory for socialist wrestling, comrades!
El Presidente reports on WWE's October return to Tokyo, featuring Gunther, Rhea Ripley, and more! Plus, that time Fidel and I played Street Fighter in Japan.
Comrades! The Dead Man proves even retired WWE legends are superior to active TNA champions. Another glorious day for corporate wrestling imperialism!
El Presidente reviews TNA Slammiversary! Title changes, shocking returns, and more drama than my last CIA assassination attempt. ¡Viva la wrestling revolución!





























