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Things You Won't See In A John Constantine Comic Book Again

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Dan Didio has written;

"We're supremely proud of Vertigo's HELLBLAZER, one of the most critically-acclaimed series we've published. Issue #300 concludes this chapter of Constantine's epic, smoke-filled story in style and with the energy, talent and creativity fans have come to expect from Peter Milligan, Giuseppe Camuncoli and Stefano Landini. And no one should worry that John is going to hang-up his trenchcoat – he lives on in March, in the pages of the all-new DC Comics New 52 ongoing series, CONSTANTINE, by writer Robert Venditti and artist Renato Guedes."

It's not going to be the same though. It can't be. For example…

The sex…

Things You Won't See In A John Constantine Comic Book AgainThe drugs…

Things You Won't See In A John Constantine Comic Book AgainThe violence…

Things You Won't See In A John Constantine Comic Book AgainThe bad language…

Things You Won't See In A John Constantine Comic Book AgainThings You Won't See In A John Constantine Comic Book AgainThings You Won't See In A John Constantine Comic Book AgainThe racial epithets…

Things You Won't See In A John Constantine Comic Book Again

The politics…

Things You Won't See In A John Constantine Comic Book Again

More sex…

Things You Won't See In A John Constantine Comic Book Again

The racial politics…

Things You Won't See In A John Constantine Comic Book Again

…safe sex…

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…and Alan Moore popping in for a pint.

Things You Won't See In A John Constantine Comic Book AgainNot to mention the religious/political/royal scandals where Prince Charles is a serial killer, or the rewriting of Christianity so that Gabriel rapes Mary nine months before Bethlehem.

Things You Won't See In A John Constantine Comic Book AgainAs you do.

Goodbye John Constantine. We hardly knew you.

 

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Rich JohnstonAbout Rich Johnston

Founder of Bleeding Cool. The longest-serving digital news reporter in the world, since 1992. Author of The Flying Friar, Holed Up, The Avengefuls, Doctor Who: Room With A Deja Vu, The Many Murders Of Miss Cranbourne, Chase Variant. Lives in South-West London, works from Blacks on Dean Street, shops at Piranha Comics. Father of two. Political cartoonist.
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