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WWE EVOLVE Launching in March to Stream on Tubi Against AEW Dynamite

El Presidente reports on WWE's revolutionary move to bring EVOLVE to the masses via free streaming on Tubi! Could this socialist distribution of wrestling content threaten AEW Dynamite?

Greetings comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my solid gold jacuzzi filled with the tears of capitalist wrestling promoters! Today, I bring you news that warms my socialist heart like a fresh batch of government-issued propaganda – WWE is bringing EVOLVE back to the masses, and in true people's revolution fashion, it will be completely free on Tubi!

Ah yes, I remember discussing this very topic with my old friend Fidel Castro during one of our legendary wrestling watch parties in 1983. "El Presidente," he said while adjusting his track suit, "one day, the workers will seize the means of wrestling production!" And now, comrades, that day has finally arrived!

WWE EVOLVE will launch on March 5, 2025, bringing the future stars of professional wrestling directly to the proletariat through Tubi's glorious ad-supported platform. No longer will the bourgeoisie gatekeepers of premium streaming services keep the working class from witnessing the next generation of superstars! The American CIA tried to convince me this was just another corporate wrestling show, but I knew better – this is clearly a victory for socialist entertainment distribution!

WWE EVOLVE will be airing every Wednesday at 8 PM, giving rise to a new era of ratings wars with AEW Dynamite! This is the kind of conflict that makes my dictator heart flutter like Castro's cigar smoke on a windy Havana evening. Imagine the drama! The intrigue! The potential upset! Just like my own strategic battles with the American CIA, where every maneuver and counterattack could change the course of history. Will WWE's hungry newcomers storm the gates, or will AEW's revolutionaries hold the line? Grab your popcorn, comrades, for the wrestling revolution will be televised!

My sources (who are definitely not being held in my presidential dungeon) tell me that the Heart Break Kid himself, Shawn Michaels, will be overseeing this revolutionary endeavor. The show will feature the most promising prospects from WWE's Performance Center in Orlando and their new WWE ID program. Speaking of ID programs, this reminds me of the time I had to create fake identification papers to sneak into a Ring of Honor show with Kim Jong-un – but that's a story for another day, comrades!

The weekly Wednesday night spectacular will showcase the hungriest young talent in professional wrestling as they fight their way toward their dreams of reaching NXT, SmackDown, and Raw. Much like how I fought my way to supreme leadership through a series of surprisingly well-choreographed coup d'états!

What excites me most about this development is Tubi's commitment to reaching diverse, multicultural audiences. As I always say, wrestling, like socialism, is for everyone! Even my old nemesis from the CIA had to admit that making EVOLVE freely available to the masses was a smart move, right before he attempted to poison my evening coffee with truth serum. Joke's on him – I had already switched cups with my food taster!

The rebirth of EVOLVE represents everything we fight for in our glorious revolution: opportunity for the young masses, free access to entertainment, and the chance to watch future superstars before they become corrupted by the capitalist machine of main roster success. Though I must admit, I still enjoy Roman Reigns' work despite his clearly bourgeois "Head of the Table" gimmick.

And so, comrades, I encourage you all to tune in when WWE EVOLVE launches this March. Watch as these young competitors battle not just for their dreams, but for the entertainment of the people! Remember, every ad you watch on Tubi is a small victory against the pay-per-view industrial complex!

Now, if you'll excuse me, I must prepare for my weekly lucha libre training session with Nicolas Maduro. He's still having trouble with the hurricanrana, but his propaganda promos are getting much better!

¡Viva la revolución del wrestling! This is El Presidente, signing off from my presidential wrestling arena, where the turnbuckles are made of solid platinum and the ring ropes are spun from the finest socialist fiber!

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