Comrades, your El Presidente reviews WWE Raw from a luxury submarine! Jacob Fatu acknowledges Roman Reigns, Oba Femi conquers, and Seth Rollins schemes!
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As a lucrative side hustle from his job as the duly-elected leader of a socialist dictatorship, His Excellency El Presidente reports on his favorite elements of American pop culture, most notably its highest forms of artistic expression: pro wrestling, comic books, and reality television. Yes, comrades, even international despots are affected by the gig economy. Unfortunately, since the CIA sabotaged his extremely popular 1-900 hotline, El Presidente has been forced to partner with the capitalist pigs at Bleeding Cool to deliver his message directly to the people. When not dodging extradition requests or international sanctions, he enjoys long walks on the beach with his collection of championship belts and arguing with his own body doubles about booking decisions. Read his latest posts, or die like dogs... the choice is yours!
Comrades, El Presidente previews tonight's WWE Raw! The King and Queen of the Ring Tournaments begin, plus will Jacob Fatu acknowledge Roman Reigns?
Comrades, your Presidente previews tonight's WWE SmackDown, where Cody addresses Gunther, Jade warns Rhea, and Axiom returns to Spain. Viva la revolución!
Comrades, El Presidente reviews the three-hour AEW Dynamite and Collision special from Philly, featuring MJF's throne, light tubes, and Death Riders intrigue!
Comrades, El Presidente reviews WWE Raw's go-home show before Clash in Italy! Tribal Combat is signed, Austin Theory swings chairs, and Rey Mysterio rises!
Comrades, tonight's WWE Raw brings a Tribal Combat contract signing, Penta defending gold, Oba Femi responding to Brock Lesnar, and Judgment Day mayhem!
Comrades! Your El Presidente reviews WWE Saturday Night's Main Event, where champions retained, Jade pinned Rhea, and Logan Paul cheated like a true capitalist!
Comrades! El Presidente previews AEW Double or Nothing, where MJF's hair, Darby's title, and a 14-man Stadium Stampede await in glorious wrestling chaos!
Comrades, gather 'round! El Presidente previews tonight's WWE Saturday Night's Main Event, with Penta defending gold and the Street Profits hunting tag titles!
El Presidente reviews WWE SmackDown, where Sami Zayn walked away from Cody Rhodes, Charlotte stole a pin from Rhea, and Esteban demanded more Damian Priest!
Comrades! Esteban and I preview tonight's WWE SmackDown: Gunther's revenge on Cody, Rhea answers Jade, Tiffany's open challenge, and Nakamura vs. Tonga!
El Presidente reviews last night's 3-hour AEW Dynamite and Collision special! Darby survives, MJF brings clippers, and chaos reigns before Double or Nothing!
Comrades, El Presidente previews tonight's 3-hour AEW Dynamite and Collision special, where Darby Allin defends gold against Speedball Mike Bailey!
Comrades, your El Presidente reviews WWE Raw, where Brock Lesnar destroyed Oba Femi, Jacob Fatu demanded Tribal Combat, and The Vision stood tall!
Comrades, your El Presidente previews tonight's WWE Raw! Roman Reigns responds to Jacob Fatu, plus tag titles on the line and an Oba Femi Open Challenge!
Greetings, comrades! Your El Presidente reviews AEW Collision, where Darby Allin survived Sammy Guevara, Lio Rush leaked goo, and Esteban sipped cucumber water!
Comrades, your El Presidente previews tonight's AEW Collision! Darby Allin defends vs. Sammy Guevara, Willow battles Red Velvet, plus trios action and more!
Comrades, your El Presidente reviews WWE SmackDown from Columbia, where Trick Williams celebrated, Gunther earned his title shot, and Cody sent a message!
Comrades, your El Presidente previews tonight's WWE SmackDown, where Gunther may defect, Trick Williams goes home, and Jade Cargill brings the storm!
Comrades! Tonight's AEW Dynamite brings Darby vs. Takeshita, Ospreay's return, MJF's precious hair on the line, and the Owen Cup brackets! Viva la revolución!
El Presidente reviews WWE Raw, comrades! Jacob Fatu destroys Roman Reigns, Asuka bids farewell to IYO SKY, and Oba Femi kidnaps Los Garza. Viva la revolución!
Comrades, El Presidente previews tonight's WWE Raw! Roman Reigns demands Jacob Fatu acknowledge him, Bron Breakker leads The Vision, and Oba Femi rules!
El Presidente reviews AEW Collision: Fairway to Hell, where Darby Allin survived sand traps, balconies, and PAC to retain the AEW World Title, comrades!
Comrades! AEW Collision: Fairway to Hell brings two title matches in one hour against WWE Backlash — Darby Allin vs. PAC headlines this revolutionary night!
El Presidente reviews WWE SmackDown, where Jacob Fatu threatened arson, Jade Cargill returned, and Lil Yachty rose from a Gingerbread Man's casket. Lil Yeasty?
Your El Presidente previews WWE Backlash tonight: Reigns vs. Fatu, a stacked undercard, Cena's mystery announcement, and confectionary vengeance!
Comrades, El Presidente surfaces from his submarine to preview WWE SmackDown: Gunther speaks, Fatu rampages, and a Gingerbread Man gets a state funeral!
Comrades, your beloved El Presidente reviews three hours of AEW Dynamite and Collision, where Darby Allin survived Kevin Knight and MJF lost his mind!
Comrades! El Presidente previews tonight's special 3-hour AEW Dynamite & Collision, featuring Darby Allin vs. Kevin Knight for the AEW World Title!
Comrades, El Presidente reviews WWE Raw from his luxury submarine! Jacob Fatu lays out Roman Reigns AGAIN, Bron Breakker spears Seth Rollins twice, and more!