Comrades! Tonight's WWE SmackDown brings Cody Rhodes vs. Gunther with Sami Zayn as special referee, plus King and Queen of the Ring semifinals! Join your El Presidente!
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As a lucrative side hustle from his job as the duly-elected leader of a socialist dictatorship, His Excellency El Presidente reports on his favorite elements of American pop culture, most notably its highest forms of artistic expression: pro wrestling, comic books, and reality television. Yes, comrades, even international despots are affected by the gig economy. Unfortunately, since the CIA sabotaged his extremely popular 1-900 hotline, El Presidente has been forced to partner with the capitalist pigs at Bleeding Cool to deliver his message directly to the people. When not dodging extradition requests or international sanctions, he enjoys long walks on the beach with his collection of championship belts and arguing with his own body doubles about booking decisions. Read his latest posts, or die like dogs... the choice is yours!
El Presidente reviews AEW Dynamite from his luxury bunker! MJF buys loyalty, Omega returns, and capitalist pigs run wild in Sugar Land, Texas!
El Presidente reports on TNA's capitalist workforce reduction as Tommy Dreamer, Tessa Blanchard, and Sami Callihan depart ahead of Slammiversary.
Comrades! Tonight on AEW Dynamite, MJF and Mark Briscoe pick their Forbidden Door teams, plus HAZUKI battles Mercedes Moné in the Owen Cup Semifinal!
El Presidente reviews last night's WWE Raw from his luxury screening room! Bloodline drama, tournament action, and Eric André gets splashed!
El Presidente previews tonight's WWE Raw with King and Queen of the Ring semifinals, Roman Reigns' return, and more drama than a palace coup!
Tony Khan announces AEW partnership with The Last Match, a groundbreaking West End wrestling rock musical opening in London this fall. Tickets from £30-£80!
Comrades, AEW Collision brought Omega’s return, Thekla’s challenge, and a wild street fight. Esteban and I salute this glorious violence!
El Presidente reviews WWE SmackDown! Jey Uso advances, Gunther chooses Sami as ref, and Charlotte claims victory. Plus Danhausen takes bribes, comrades!
El Presidente previews tonight's WWE SmackDown with Fatal 4-Ways for King and Queen of the Ring, plus Gunther's stipulation choice against Cody Rhodes!
El Presidente reviews AEW Dynamite: Summer Blockbuster, where Mark Briscoe announced a steel cage war at Forbidden Door and Swerve Strickland advanced!
El Presidente previews tonight's AEW Dynamite Summer Blockbuster with Moxley vs. Shane Taylor, Owen Cup action, and more from Cincinnati, comrades!
El Presidente reviews WWE Raw from Paris! Jacob Fatu defies The Usos, Je'Von Evans advances, and Chad Gable's redemption tour continues. Viva la lucha libre!
El Presidente reports on WWE Money in the Bank moving to New Orleans in October, plus tales of Mardi Gras with Kim Jong-un and the ghost of Louis Armstrong!
El Presidente reports on TNA releasing Steve Maclin and Myla Grace. Both wrestlers requested their freedom from the capitalist pigs, comrades!
El Presidente reviews AEW Collision from Youngstown with championships defended, factions warring, and more violence than a CIA operation gone wrong!
El Presidente reviews WWE SmackDown from Bologna! Championship chaos, tournament violence, and The Miz gets electrocuted. Viva la lucha libre, comrades!
El Presidente previews tonight's WWE SmackDown from Bologna! Cody's controversial win, Fatal 4-Ways, and champions collide. Viva la lucha libre, comrades!
El Presidente reviews AEW Dynamite from his luxury bunker! MJF retains in bloody battle, Mercedes Moné returns, and chaos erupts in the main event!
El Presidente previews tonight's AEW Dynamite with MJF vs RUSH for the World Title, JetSpeed explodes, and Owen Cup action from his luxury yacht!
Comrades, your El Presidente reviews WWE Raw from a luxury submarine! Jacob Fatu acknowledges Roman Reigns, Oba Femi conquers, and Seth Rollins schemes!
Comrades, El Presidente previews tonight's WWE Raw! The King and Queen of the Ring Tournaments begin, plus will Jacob Fatu acknowledge Roman Reigns?
Comrades, your Presidente previews tonight's WWE SmackDown, where Cody addresses Gunther, Jade warns Rhea, and Axiom returns to Spain. Viva la revolución!
Comrades, El Presidente reviews the three-hour AEW Dynamite and Collision special from Philly, featuring MJF's throne, light tubes, and Death Riders intrigue!
Comrades, El Presidente reviews WWE Raw's go-home show before Clash in Italy! Tribal Combat is signed, Austin Theory swings chairs, and Rey Mysterio rises!
Comrades, tonight's WWE Raw brings a Tribal Combat contract signing, Penta defending gold, Oba Femi responding to Brock Lesnar, and Judgment Day mayhem!
Comrades! Your El Presidente reviews WWE Saturday Night's Main Event, where champions retained, Jade pinned Rhea, and Logan Paul cheated like a true capitalist!
Comrades! El Presidente previews AEW Double or Nothing, where MJF's hair, Darby's title, and a 14-man Stadium Stampede await in glorious wrestling chaos!
Comrades, gather 'round! El Presidente previews tonight's WWE Saturday Night's Main Event, with Penta defending gold and the Street Profits hunting tag titles!
El Presidente reviews WWE SmackDown, where Sami Zayn walked away from Cody Rhodes, Charlotte stole a pin from Rhea, and Esteban demanded more Damian Priest!