El Presidente Archives
As a lucrative side hustle from his job as the duly-elected leader of a socialist dictatorship, His Excellency El Presidente reports on his favorite elements of American pop culture, most notably its highest forms of artistic expression: pro wrestling, comic books, and reality television. Yes, comrades, even international despots are affected by the gig economy. Unfortunately, since the CIA sabotaged his extremely popular 1-900 hotline, El Presidente has been forced to partner with the capitalist pigs at Bleeding Cool to deliver his message directly to the people. When not dodging extradition requests or international sanctions, he enjoys long walks on the beach with his collection of championship belts and arguing with his own body doubles about booking decisions. Read his latest posts, or die like dogs... the choice is yours!
El Presidente previews the full WrestleMania Saturday card from his luxury suite in Las Vegas, breaking down every match and the controversial road to get here.
El Presidente previews tonight's WWE SmackDown go-home show before WrestleMania 42. Will WWE fix their problems or double down on celebrity chaos?
El Presidente reviews AEW Collision Spring Breakthru from Everett, featuring Thekla's brass knuckle retention, Moxley vs. Wayne, and Young Bucks heroics!
El Presidente previews tonight's AEW Collision: Spring Breakthru from his submarine, featuring Thekla's title defense, Moxley vs. Wayne, and Young Bucks action!
El Presidente reviews Liv Morgan's new music video "Trouble" featuring Daddy Dom references, revolutionary choreography, and bad decisions galore!
The final WWE Raw before WrestleMania, where Gunther and Rollins stole the show and CM Punk's anti-establishment act faced its biggest test.
El Presidente previews tonight's final WWE Raw before WrestleMania, featuring Rollins vs. Gunther, Lesnar vs. Femi, and a CM Punk angle that needs serious help.
Comrades, El Presidente previews every match on tonight's AEW Dynasty PPV and explains why it puts WWE's celebrity-obsessed WrestleMania build to shame!
Comrades, El Presidente reviews WWE SmackDown where the midcard shines but the main event celebrity circus has this dictator worried about WrestleMania disaster!
El Presidente previews tonight's WWE SmackDown as Pat McAfee addresses the Universe amid backlash over celebrity overload and declining ticket sales.
El Presidente reviews AEW Dynamite from Edmonton! Kenny Omega knees MJF, Jericho picks his Dynasty opponent, and Ospreay leads United Empire into total chaos!
El Presidente reviews WWE Raw from his secret bunker! CM Punk's pipe bomb, Lesnar vs. Oba Femi chaos, and IShowSpeed's WrestleMania booking left him shook.
El Presidente previews tonight's stacked WWE Raw with CM Punk, Seth Rollins, Brock Lesnar, and more as WrestleMania draws near. Viva la wrestling, comrades!
El Presidente reviews WWE SmackDown's shocking Pat McAfee heel turn, Danhausen's jar of human teeth, and Cody Rhodes' dark turn on the road to WrestleMania.
El Presidente reviews AEW Collision's Thursday special featuring Hikaru Shida's return to AEW and more exciting violence and workrate!
El Presidente reviews AEW Dynamite from Winnipeg! Jericho returns, Ospreay nearly dies, MJF wins. More chaos than my last coup attempt!
El Presidente reviews WWE Raw from MSG, where new tag champs were crowned, CM Punk destroyed Roman Reigns, and the WrestleMania card got even more stacked!
El Presidente previews tonight's WWE Raw from Madison Square Garden! CM Punk, Roman Reigns, Brock Lesnar, title matches, and betrayal await, comrades!
El Presidente reports on Goldberg complaining about WWE disrespecting his retirement despite trashing AEW, who would have treated him better.
John Cena has found honest work as WrestleMania 42 host after tapping out in retirement. It's nice to see he's found a way to remain useful.
El Presidente reviews WWE SmackDown, where Sami Zayn won the US Title, WrestleMania matches were announced, and Randy Orton RKO'd everyone in sight.
El Presidente previews tonight's WWE SmackDown featuring Randy Orton's rampage, The Bella Twins' revenge, Giulia vs. Tiffany Stratton, and much more, comrades!
El Presidente reports on Bad News Brown's long-overdue WWE Hall of Fame 2026 legacy induction, complete with sewer rats, CIA evasion, and trained capybaras.
El Presidente reviews last night's WWE Raw from Boston, where Roman Reigns powerbombed CM Punk through a table and Paul Heyman had Seth Rollins arrested!
El Presidente reports on Sycho Sid's legacy induction into the 2026 WWE Hall of Fame, with tales of softball, scissors, and socialist powerbombs!
El Presidente previews tonight's WWE Raw with tag team title action, Brock Lesnar's return, and the Road to WrestleMania heating up. Viva la revolución!
El Presidente reviews last night's WWE SmackDown, featuring new tag team champions, Randy Orton's villainy, and violence in the parking lot!
El Presidente reviews AEW Dynamite's Revolution fallout, including Darby Allin's insane Coffin Match, Will Ospreay's return, and Swerve Strickland's power play!
El Presidente previews tonight's AEW Dynamite with Allin vs. Kidd Coffin Match, Storm vs. Shafir No Holds Barred, and Will Ospreay's return to action!
El Presidente reports on TNA's spicy new Indian TV deal with Warner Bros Discovery - the same company that broadcasts AEW! Corporate drama awaits, comrades!