El Presidente Archives
After a successful fourteen-year career as a South American dictator, El Presidente faked his own death in 2013 in order to pursue his two true passions: rigging American elections for Joe Biden, and wrestling dirt sheet reporting. Since opportunities to rig the election for Joe Biden were few and far between until recently, El Presidente mostly focused on the wrestling dirt sheet reporting, where he became one of the best in the business. Unfortunately, the American CIA sabotaged his 1-900 hotline, the pinnacle of his country's wrestling news technology, and imperialist hacks like Meltzer, Johnson, Sapp, and Satin took all the credit on their stupid websites. Finally, El Presidente has found a way to break into the American market by becoming a Bleeding Cool contributor, so get ready for the spread of great wrestling news and socialism, comrades!
Daniel Bryan is reportedly no longer contracted to WWE. Does that mean Daniel Bryan is AEW bound? We will get your click whatever it takes!
A TNT Championship match, Bucks vs. Sydals, Kenny Omega, Statlander vs. Ford, an Inner Circle/Pinnacle Parlay, and more are lined up for AEW Dynamite tonight.
AEW is definitely not being a star to NXT, according to Triple H, if Dave Meltzer is to be believed, except maybe he isn't, comrades!
Drama between Tony Isabella and Jim Shooter has once again bubbled to the surface for a special 45th-anniversary drama celebration, comrades.
A new graphic novel American Cult from Silver Sprocket gathers top comics journalists to explore history of cults in America. Bleeding Cool's exclusion was, of course, an oversight.
Is Charlotte Flair in the doghouse in WWE for being mad that her boyfriend Andrade is in the doghouse? It seems possible, comrades.
After stubbornly withholding them for over a week, DC Comics has finally released their full solicitations for June 2021, comrades.
On Impact Wrestling this week: fallout from the Sacrifice Impact Plus special, 12-Knockouts Tag, and Sami Callihan vs. Trey Miguel.
Mitch Gerads took to Twitter to reveal why he always deletes Doc Shaner's parts out of Tom King's Strange Adventures scripts.
The numbers don't lie, and they spelled disaster for three champions at Impact Sacrifice. Find out who walked out as champ in five title matches.
It looks like Andrade will get to enjoy many more months of free catering as Vince McMahon reportedly denied his request for a release from WWE.
Vince McMahon has had no creative ideas for Andrade in months, but now it looks like Andrade is dumping him before he can fire Andrade. Awkward!
On the go-home show for Impact Sacrifice, the bottom of the card was filled out while the main event got a new stipulation, comrades.
Two matches and a contract signing are already set for tonight's episode of Impact Wrestling as the Sacrifice Impact Plus special approaches.
AEW epicly botched the finish of the main event of AEW Revolution when the barbed wire deathmatch's explosive finale turned out to be a dud, comrades.