El Presidente Archives
After a successful fourteen-year career as a South American dictator, El Presidente faked his own death in 2013 in order to pursue his two true passions: rigging American elections for Joe Biden, and wrestling dirt sheet reporting. Since opportunities to rig the election for Joe Biden were few and far between until recently, El Presidente mostly focused on the wrestling dirt sheet reporting, where he became one of the best in the business. Unfortunately, the American CIA sabotaged his 1-900 hotline, the pinnacle of his country's wrestling news technology, and imperialist hacks like Meltzer, Johnson, Sapp, and Satin took all the credit on their stupid websites. Finally, El Presidente has found a way to break into the American market by becoming a Bleeding Cool contributor, so get ready for the spread of great wrestling news and socialism, comrades!
WWE is ashamed of certain U.S. cities, AEW is getting a new women's title, and Cody Rhodes blasts the haters in the latest wrestling news and hot goss!
Gus stepped up his game in the Floribama Shore Season 4 mid-season premiere by ripping off the look of a 1980s John Stamos.
Jersey Shore: Family Vacation may be on break for now, but Jerzdays offer a Double Shot at Love with Vinny and Pauly D to keep fans company.
Andrew Yang urged WWE "independent contractors" to reach out to labor attorney Lucas Middlebrook after speaking with the Department of Labor.
How could Adam Cole leave WWE when creative had such awesome plans for him? Plus: Beth Phoenix, Brian Cage, Jeff Hardy, and more wrestling news and hot goss!
WWE reports that Triple H underwent a heart procedure after a "cardiac event," but The Game went over and will make a full recovery.
WWE Superstar The Miz is officially on the cast of Season 30 of Dancing with the Stars. Find out who he'll face off against here.
Is Kevin Owens headed to AEW? Has Vince Russo rejoined WWE? When will the Iiconics make their post-WWE debut? And more wrestling news and hot goss with His Excellency, El Presidente.
MTV's Jersey Shore: Family Vacation Season 4 ended with a bang (literally) when Angelina shot her husband with a gender-reveal cannon.
Is Jim Ross ready to exit AEW? Who will debut at All Out? What other juicy rumors did wrestling news sites steal from the Observer this week?
Ahead of tonight's season finale of Jersey Shore: Family Vacation, MTV has renewed the show for a fifth season starring Snooki.
Will Lana or Ruby Soho be the big surprise during AEW All Out's Casino Battle Royale? Plus: Linda McMahon, Max Caster, Sasha Banks, and more wrestling news and hot goss!
Is Ric Flair headed to AEW? Not if Tony Khan doesn't pick up the phone. Plus: Adam Cole's contract, NXT's rebrand, Awesome Kong's future, and more!
For the penultimate episode of Jersey Shore: Family Vacation Season 4, Snooki relived her classic moments during a talent show performance.
After scoring its lowest review rating ever last week, can Jersey Shore: Family Vacation get back in El Presidente's good graces?