Comrades! El Presidente reports on WWE's 2-night SummerSlam 2025 in NJ. Taylor Ham, Jersey Shore, and socialist suplexes await at MetLife Stadium!
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After a successful fourteen-year career as a South American dictator, El Presidente faked his own death in 2013 in order to pursue his two true passions: rigging American elections for Joe Biden, and wrestling dirt sheet reporting. Since opportunities to rig the election for Joe Biden were few and far between until recently, El Presidente mostly focused on the wrestling dirt sheet reporting, where he became one of the best in the business. Unfortunately, the American CIA sabotaged his 1-900 hotline, the pinnacle of his country's wrestling news technology, and imperialist hacks like Meltzer, Johnson, Sapp, and Satin took all the credit on their stupid websites. Finally, El Presidente has found a way to break into the American market by becoming a Bleeding Cool contributor, so get ready for the spread of great wrestling news and socialism, comrades!
Comrades! El Presidente reports on Miro's shocking AEW release request. Will Tony Khan let the Bulgarian Brute slip away? The CIA is surely involved!
Comrades! El Presidente reports on Kevin Owens' WWE contract drama. Will he stay or join AEW? In capitalism, money is the key motivator.
Comrades! El Presidente reports on Ricochet's AEW deal and potential All In debut. Will the high-flyer outmaneuver MJF and Ospreay? The CIA trembles!
Comrades! El Presidente declassifies secret plans for AEW x NJPW Forbidden Door in London next year, with All In returning to the city in 2026!
WWE Bash and Berlin will feature RATATATA by Baby Metal and Electric Cowboy as one of its official theme songs, Triple H revealed on Twitter.
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Comrades! El Presidente here with Jesse Ventura's explosive accusations against Hulk Hogan, revealing a tale of WWE union-busting and political intrigue.
El Presidente reports on Britt Baker's AEW suspension! Locker room drama unfolds as All In approaches. Will this affect the big event? CIA agents on high alert!
Comrades! El Presidente reports on a secret rendezvous between AEW's Tony Khan and Shane McMahon. Is Shane-O-Mac AEW-bound?
Comrades! El Presidente reports on Tubi's quest for fresh wrestling content. Will this spark a revolution in sports entertainment? The CIA is surely watching!
El Presidente reports on Drew McIntyre's latest attack on CM Punk's fragile ego, featuring a shocking photo with Jack Perry. It's real news, cry us a river!
Comrades! CM Punk seeks a WWE forever deal! From rebel to corporate suit? The Voice of the Voiceless whispers sweet nothings to Triple H!
Comrades! El Presidente reports on Kevin Nash's political powerbomb as he joins the chorus calling for Biden to tag out of the presidential race
El Presidente reports on Stephanie Vaquer's shocking exit from CMLL & NJPW! Will she join WWE or AEW? Plus, FantasticaMania's new title match revealed!
Comrades! El Presidente warns WWE about Swifties' wrath over their newly announced Bad Blood PLE. Plus, dictators' Taylor Swift fan club secrets revealed!
El Presidente reports on WOS Wrestling's triumphant return! Grapple with excitement as British wrestling's finest prepare to body slam Norwich this September!
El Presidente reports on Donovan Dijak's fiery WWE exit tweet. From T-Bar to free agent, this revolutionary wrestler's journey intrigues your favorite dictator!
Comrades, WWE and Indiana have formed a capitalist partnership! From Royal Rumble to WrestleMania, see how the Hoosier State has become the new Saudi Arabia.
Comrades, El Presidente reports on a shocking Twitter beef between ICP's Violent J and CM Punk over shared bank accounts and the juggalo way of life!
Comrades, El Presidente has learned of WWE's nefarious plot to undermine AEW by leaking fast national ratings! Click for the deets on this dastardly scheme!
El Presidente decries the pathetic Twitter feud incited by Disco Inferno, lauding Dax Harwood's bravado in wrestling through pain. Join us, comrades!
Comrades, the NHL and WWE have forged an unholy capitalist alliance to create a championship belt for the Stanley Cup Final! What's next, WrestleMania on ice?!
Comrades, prepare for a thrilling dive into the NWO's impact on American pop culture with Marc Raimondi's upcoming book! El Presidente shares his excitement.
Comrades, the unthinkable has happened! Eric Bischoff, AEW's harshest critic, actually praised Tony Khan's "bold" move at Double or Nothing. El Presidente reports!
Comrades, prepare for a scandalous tale of forbidden love between wrestling legends Missy Hyatt and Jim Ross! El Presidente has the shocking details!
El Presidente blasts Goldberg for calling Bret Hart a "moron" and complaining about today's fans like a bitter old man. Read the socialist take now, comrades!
Comrades, the capitalist spectacle of WWE's SummerSlam grows to two days in 2026! El Presidente reports on this blatant cash grab from the bourgeois sports entertainment empire.
Comrades, your El Presidente reports on TKO, the capitalist alliance of WWE and UFC, merging their live events divisions into one capitalist juggernaut.
Comrades, Billy Corgan dreams of an NWA/WWE crossover now that NXT will be airing on the CW Network alongside NWA. Well, if you count the CW app as "alongside."
Comrades, El Presidente here with exciting news! AEW x NJPW Forbidden Door tickets go on sale Thursday. Join the revolution at UBS Arena on June 30!