El Presidente reviews WWE Raw, comrades! Jacob Fatu destroys Roman Reigns, Asuka bids farewell to IYO SKY, and Oba Femi kidnaps Los Garza. Viva la revolución!
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As a lucrative side hustle from his job as the duly-elected leader of a socialist dictatorship, His Excellency El Presidente reports on his favorite elements of American pop culture, most notably its highest forms of artistic expression: pro wrestling, comic books, and reality television. Yes, comrades, even international despots are affected by the gig economy. Unfortunately, since the CIA sabotaged his extremely popular 1-900 hotline, El Presidente has been forced to partner with the capitalist pigs at Bleeding Cool to deliver his message directly to the people. When not dodging extradition requests or international sanctions, he enjoys long walks on the beach with his collection of championship belts and arguing with his own body doubles about booking decisions. Read his latest posts, or die like dogs... the choice is yours!
Comrades, El Presidente previews tonight's WWE Raw! Roman Reigns demands Jacob Fatu acknowledge him, Bron Breakker leads The Vision, and Oba Femi rules!
El Presidente reviews AEW Collision: Fairway to Hell, where Darby Allin survived sand traps, balconies, and PAC to retain the AEW World Title, comrades!
Comrades! AEW Collision: Fairway to Hell brings two title matches in one hour against WWE Backlash — Darby Allin vs. PAC headlines this revolutionary night!
El Presidente reviews WWE SmackDown, where Jacob Fatu threatened arson, Jade Cargill returned, and Lil Yachty rose from a Gingerbread Man's casket. Lil Yeasty?
Your El Presidente previews WWE Backlash tonight: Reigns vs. Fatu, a stacked undercard, Cena's mystery announcement, and confectionary vengeance!
Comrades, El Presidente surfaces from his submarine to preview WWE SmackDown: Gunther speaks, Fatu rampages, and a Gingerbread Man gets a state funeral!
Comrades, your beloved El Presidente reviews three hours of AEW Dynamite and Collision, where Darby Allin survived Kevin Knight and MJF lost his mind!
Comrades! El Presidente previews tonight's special 3-hour AEW Dynamite & Collision, featuring Darby Allin vs. Kevin Knight for the AEW World Title!
Comrades, El Presidente reviews WWE Raw from his luxury submarine! Jacob Fatu lays out Roman Reigns AGAIN, Bron Breakker spears Seth Rollins twice, and more!
Comrades, El Presidente previews tonight's WWE Raw, where Roman Reigns and Jacob Fatu sign their Backlash contract, plus Oba Femi's open challenge!
Comrades, your El Presidente reviews AEW Collision from Peoria! Knight beats HOOK, Willow stops Anna Jay, and the Collision Cowboys make their return!
Comrades, El Presidente previews tonight's AEW Collision from Peoria — three title matches, Anna Jay's contract drama, and CIA-grade chaos! Tune in!
El Presidente reviews WWE SmackDown, where Jacob Fatu went on a rampage, Gunther choked out Cody, and Sami Zayn destroyed a Gingerbread Man!
El Presidente previews tonight's WWE SmackDown! Cody Rhodes opens the show, Jacob Fatu returns, Charlotte Flair seeks payback, and Ricky Saints debuts!
El Presidente reviews AEW Dynamite from CIA-adjacent Fairfax! Darby outlasts Brody King, Christian Cage denies history, and Ospreay joins Death Riders?!
Four titles on the line on AEW Dynamite tonight as Darby defends against Brody, MJF chases TNT gold, Shida and Stat go for tag belts, and Okada faces Austin!
Greetings, comrades! Your El Presidente reviews WWE Raw, where Roman Reigns accepted Jacob Fatu's Backlash challenge and Asuka cost Iyo Sky a win.
El Presidente previews tonight's WWE Raw: all the segments WWE has planned that fans can interrupt to show their displeasure for talent cuts.
Your El Presidente reviews AEW Collision Playoff Palooza, where The Conglomeration retained, Moxley got menacing, and Ricochet cheated again!
Comrades, your El Presidente previews tonight's AEW Collision Playoff Palooza from Portland, with two title matches and Jericho teaming with The Hurt Syndicate!
Comrades, your El Presidente reviews the post-WrestleMania WWE SmackDown, where Sami Zayn was a gingerbread man and Jacob Fatu went full lone wolf werewolf!
Comrades, your El Presidente previews tonight's WWE SmackDown after WrestleMania, featuring Rhea Ripley, Jacob Fatu, and of course Lil Yachty.
Comrades! El Presidente reviews AEW Dynamite from Portland, where Darby Allin retained, the Death Riders abducted Ospreay, and Jericho recruited The Hurt Syndicate!
Comrades! Seth Rollins rage-quit Good Morning Football after Kyle Brandt roasted him harder than Fidel roasted my beard. WWE's meta-narrative madness continues!
Comrades! Darby Allin defends the AEW World Title against Tommaso Ciampa tonight on AEW Dynamite! El Presidente previews all the action from Portland!
El Presidente reviews WWE Raw after WrestleMania 42, kicking off a new day and a chance to course-correct with nary a Jelly Roll to be found.
El Presidente previews WrestleMania Sunday's card including CM Punk vs. Roman Reigns and asks whether Night Two can redeem WWE after a disastrous Night One.
El Presidente reviews WWE SmackDown's WrestleMania 42 go-home show, where video packages outnumbered matches and CM Punk and Cody Rhodes closed the night with a genuinely emotional moment.
El Presidente previews the full WrestleMania Saturday card from his luxury suite in Las Vegas, breaking down every match and the controversial road to get here.