El Presidente Archives
After a successful fourteen-year career as a South American dictator, El Presidente faked his own death in 2013 in order to pursue his two true passions: rigging American elections for Joe Biden, and wrestling dirt sheet reporting. Since opportunities to rig the election for Joe Biden were few and far between until recently, El Presidente mostly focused on the wrestling dirt sheet reporting, where he became one of the best in the business. Unfortunately, the American CIA sabotaged his 1-900 hotline, the pinnacle of his country's wrestling news technology, and imperialist hacks like Meltzer, Johnson, Sapp, and Satin took all the credit on their stupid websites. Finally, El Presidente has found a way to break into the American market by becoming a Bleeding Cool contributor, so get ready for the spread of great wrestling news and socialism, comrades!
Corey Graves has reportedly been cleared to wrestle. On the bright side, that means we could potentially get a break from listening to him talk.
MTV's Jersey Shore: Family Vacation's fifth season continued as the drama ebbed from last week; Vinny moving back with his mother... sort of.
The events leading up to Ronnie's domestic violence arrest took center stage for the Season 5 premiere of MTV's Jersey Shore: Family Vacation.
Following the injuries on AEW Dynamite last night, Vince Russo revealed on Twitter the reason he wrote bad storylines was to protect wrestlers from injury.
A new report claims multiple WWE stars have tested positive for COVID with more to come as test results come in.
MTV's Floribama Shore Season 4 seemed to end with the whole cast coming together as a family... but what's the real truth of the matter?
Vinny made his final decision on this week's season finale of Double Shot at Love. Did he make the right choice? It depends on perspective.
MTV announced the return of Jersey Shore Family Vacation for January and a Christmas special, The 12 Days of Jerzmas, for next week.
WWE commentator Corey Graves became incredibly offended by mild criticism of wrestling commentary that may not even have been about him this week.
Jeff Hardy was sent home from WWE's house show tour after a strange performance during a match in Texas, multiple outlets have reported.
Things have gotten too copacetic on MTV's Floribama Shore. Our roommates need to get back to drinking & fighting before the show's canceled.
Vinny broke hearts and ate his mom's chicken cutlets on this week's episode of MTV's Double Shot at Love Season 3, comrades!
Hall-of-Famer Trish Stratus will return to WWE to host a house show in Toronto on December 29th.
With Gus remaining faithful when faced with a two-Tori threesome & families visiting, MTV's Floribama Shore was sadly drama-free this week.
The contestants' families visit MTV's Double Shot at Love this week, making things more awkward than usual for Jersey Shore star Vinny.