Comrades! Tune in as El Presidente reveals how injury may end Rhea Ripley's historic title reign on WWE Raw. The saga unfolds!
El Presidente Archives
After a successful fourteen-year career as a South American dictator, El Presidente faked his own death in 2013 in order to pursue his two true passions: rigging American elections for Joe Biden, and wrestling dirt sheet reporting. Since opportunities to rig the election for Joe Biden were few and far between until recently, El Presidente mostly focused on the wrestling dirt sheet reporting, where he became one of the best in the business. Unfortunately, the American CIA sabotaged his 1-900 hotline, the pinnacle of his country's wrestling news technology, and imperialist hacks like Meltzer, Johnson, Sapp, and Satin took all the credit on their stupid websites. Finally, El Presidente has found a way to break into the American market by becoming a Bleeding Cool contributor, so get ready for the spread of great wrestling news and socialism, comrades!
El Presidente dives deep into WrestleMania XL's record-breaking splendor from his secret submarine! Join the spectacle, comrades!
Comrades, raise your glasses to AEW as they hit back at WWE's underhanded tactics! Hear the tale of their bold defense, from El Presidente's secret lair.
Comrades! Silver Lake takes Endeavor private in epic capitalist move! How will this affect TKO and wrestling world? El Presidente uncovers all!
Comrades, CM Punk's hypocrisy was on full display on the MMA Hour with "journalist" Ariel Helwani. Join me for some laughs at their expense!
Comrades, the new Bray Wyatt documentary has got everyone talking! Apparently, the ending teases the return of his brother, Bo Dallas. The Wyatt family revolution continues!
Join El Presidente as he discusses AEW's latest strategic hiring move, appointing Kosha Irby as COO. Will he report to CEO Mercedes Moné?
Join El Presidente in his secret bunker as he unveils the trailer for WWE's NextGen, where young gladiators vie for wrestling stardom! Viva la lucha!
Comrades! Learn how AEW will smartly sidestep WWE's WrestleMania with a well-timed delay for AEW Collision, which will air at 11:30 that weekend.
Revolutionary news, comrades! The Slammy Awards & WWE World will dazzle at WrestleMania. Vote now and witness the people's power in action!
Celebrate, comrades! Thunderbolt Patterson slams into WWE Hall of Fame 2024 class - a triumph for the people and for the wrestling industry itself!
Wrestling's CJ Perry & Miro end their match of love after 7 years? El Presidente dishes on the seismic split, proving love is a battlefield, even in the squared circle.
Join El Presidente in saluting "The Greatest" as Muhammad Ali floats into the WWE Hall of Fame 2024! Viva la iconic legacies, comrades!
Revel in the glory, comrades, as El Presidente unveils US Express’s Hall of Fame entry - a victory as sweet as a luchador's high-flying finish!
Join El Presidente to salute Bull Nakano's WWE Hall of Fame legacy, comrades! A true dictator of the ring ascends her throne at last!
¡Escándalo! AEW's Sammy Guevara faces suspension wrath again! Did he cross the line? El Presidente reveals the juicy details, comrades!
El Presidente heralds Heyman's WWE Hall of Fame induction! Discover who might crown wrestling's extreme architect a legend.
Join El Presidente for the lowdown on Post Malone's epic WWE 2K24 DLC drop and curated jams that'll have you headlocking to the beat, comrades!
¡Comrades! Discover how ex-WWE gladiators Nic Nemeth and Matt Riddle seized New Japan Pro Wrestling gold at night one of NJPW New Beginning in Sapporo!
El Presidente reveals AEW's coup snatching Emmy-winner Jennifer Pepperman from WWE's clutches! Revolutionary content on the horizon, comrades!
WrestleMania's new capitalist celebration WWE World is here! Your El Presidente exposes the cash-grabbing spectacle. Join the revelatory read, comrades!
Several TNA stars reportedly pen a heartfelt letter to Anthem, fighting for ousted leader Scott D’Amore. Read the rallying cry, comrades!
Join El Presidente as he examines WWE's Elimination Chamber stipulation: deciding Seth Rollins' opponent at WrestleMania? Read on, comrades!
Join El Presidente as AEW teases a blockbuster Boston event! Uncover the secrets behind AEW's grand Dynamite: Big Business spectacle!
In a shocking TNA power play, Anthony Cicione takes over from Scott D'Amore! Will this coup spell triumph or turmoil? Read on, comrades!
CM Punk's explosive WWE return was thwarted by injury again according to dirt sheet reports, thwarting WrestleMania plans. Punk will be on WWE Raw tonight to confirm or deny.
Drama alert! El Presidente spills the tea on Eric Bischoff's wrath over AEW owner Tony Khan's Ted Turner jab - it's a wrestling world Cold War, comrades!
El Presidente recounts how Hulk Hogan single-handedly lifted a 5,000 pound car fueled only by the powers of Hulkamania. Join the tale of muscle and might!
Moose snatches TNA glory, but ex-WWE star Nic Nemeth crashes the party! What's Ralph Xiggler doing in the Impact Zone, comrades?! Find out here!
Join El Presidente to decrypt Warner Bros. Discovery's love letter to AEW's triumph – squash those "struggling" rumors, comrades! 🌟🎭🤼