Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from a dark alley in Washington where I have just cornered the fillibuster and intend to beat it to death with a baseball bat! But speaking of brutal beatings, in a move that shows true love — the kind of love where you […]
Global entertainment superstar Renee Paquette, formerly known as Renee Young in WWE, will return to host a special episode of WWE Backstage the month for the Royal Rumble. Young made the announcement on the WWE on Fox Twitter page in a video message. "Oh, baby, it's happening! I am so freaking excited about this because […]
WWE fans outside of India who were worried they were going to have to miss the upcoming Superstar Spectacle event rejoice! A press release reveals the details for anyone who wants to watch a two-hour WWE special first thing in the morning, which has got to be a lot of people, right? What a way […]
Howdy folks! The Chadster here, and here to perform a very important task: to tell you about what's happening on WWE NXT next week in hopes that you will decided to tune in and help the show defeat AEW Dynamite in the ratings. If that doesn't happen, it makes The Chadster very sad. And you […]
WWE legend Kevin Nash has been one of the staunchest opponents of fellow WWE Hall-of-Famer Former President Donald Trump throughout the latter's tenure in government, but since that feud finally got blown off when Trump badly lost the 2020 presidential election to Joe Biden and was forced to flee Washington in disgrace after successfully fomenting […]
WWE Champion Drew McIntyre may be out of action due to COVID-19 at the moment, but he can't wait to get back in front of giant crowds of people. In a recent interview with Tampa, Florida's NBC affiliate, WFLA, McIntyre discussed WWE's plans to allow a large crowd into the building for WrestleMania later this […]
Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from Mar-a-Lago, where have disguised myself as major Trump donor and former cabinet member Linda McMahon in order to infiltrate the former president's inner circle. Comrades, this pantsuit is really tight, but it will be worth it for El Presidente to have a […]
Howdy folks! The Chadster is here once again to celebrate the gift of NXT with all of you. The Chadster can feel this is the week that NXT wins in the ratings. It's got to happen! Oooh, The Chadster can't wait! NXT Review – January 20th, 2021 There's a fight pit set up in the […]
Guardians of the Galaxy star Dave Bautista is no fan of South Carolina Senator Lindsay Graham. Bautista, who has long feuded with fellow WWE Hall-of-Famer President Donald Trump, doesn't take kindly to Graham's defense of the president, and The Animal has no qualms about saying what he really thinks. Bautista took to Twitter to address […]
After erasing gains last week. WWE Raw ratings rebounded this week despite competition from NBA basketball and cable news. All three hours of Raw were in the top 5 cable shows this week as reported by Showbuzz Daily. But what do these ratings mean? Don't worry, loyal readers. The Chadster is here to break it […]
Former WWE wrestler turned Hollywood megastar turned political activist Dave Bautista took to Twitter Wednesday morning to say farewell — or, more accurately, good riddance — to his longtime rival, fellow WWE Hall-of-Famer Former President Donald Trump. Bautista fought hard to help defeat Trump in the 2020 election, and the fruits of his efforts were […]
Just as the American tradition of a peaceful transfer of power continued today despite ex-President Donald Trump's best efforts, so too has another great tradition. Yes, WWE has once again signed promising indie wrestling stars and, due to crippling paranoia that someone may get over and then wrestle for another company, ditch their ring names […]
Former WWE wrestler turned Hollywood megastar Dave Bautista took aim at Vice President Mike Pence this week. Bautista has long feuded with Pence's boss and Bautista's fellow WWE Hall-of-Famer, President Donald Trump, but The Animal occasionally turns his attention toward Trump's allies, such as Pence or Senators Lindsay Graham, Ted Cruz, and Mitch McConnell. In […]
Former WCW star Disco Inferno doesn't believe people would be interested in playing a wrestling video game where the players work together to create a five-star match. Despite support from respected wrestling Lance Storm, who came up with the idea, Disco Inferno disagrees that the idea can be taken seriously. Lance Storm took to Twitter […]
Joe Biden's inauguration as President of the United States is happening this week, and there are reportedly 25,000 troops expected to be in the capital to guard the event from additional acts of violence by unhinged Trump supporters and white supremacist militias such as the January 6th insurrection encouraged by President Donald Trump himself. It's […]
Howdy folks! The Chadster here. I like to run these video highlights from WWE Raw articles every Tuesday morning to counteract all the negativity from Jude Terror during the Raw live recap. Does that guy even like wrestling?! Anyway, The Chadster likes to stick to the true purpose of entertainment journalism: the shameless promotion of […]
There are two weeks to go until the Royal Rumble. The WWE Champion is home sick with COVID. He's wrestling a part-timer who isn't there every week. Things are already going great heading into tonight's episode of WWE Monday Night Raw. I'm Jude Terror, and I'll tell you everything that happened, so you don't have […]
Guardians of the Galaxy star Dave Bautista is known more for his acting chops and skills in the wrestling ring than is for his mastery of theology, but that hasn't stopped The Animal from weighing in on one of the most important theological questions of our time: is Donald Trump Jesus? The answer, according to […]
Ever have a clickbait article trend on the front page of Reddit before? If not, you are missing out. Your pal Jude Terror gets some pretty good hatemail all the time, but after that story about Dave Bautista offering a $20,000 reward for information leading to the arrest and conviction of the MAGAT or MAGATs […]
Greetings comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from the planning committee for Joe Biden's inauguration. Your El Presidente has been put in charge of bringing the chip and dips, comrades, and it is a duty I take very seriously! But more importantly, I am also here today to tell you […]
