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Like You The Undertaker Thinks WWE Sucks These Days

Like You, The Undertaker Thinks WWE Sucks These Days

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you with the most shocking betrayal since that butthead Henrique Capriles tried to steal the presidency from me in 2012! For decades, WWE legend The Undertaker was a loyal company man, responding to the call whenever Vince McMahon needed him. If there's one thing Vince […]

Kevin Nash Calls for End of Political Parties and Electoral College

Kevin Nash Calls for End of Political Parties and Electoral College

WWE superstar turned Hollywood actor turned political pundit Big Sexy Kevin Nash has called for unity in the wake of fellow WWE Hall-of-Famer Donald Trump's presidency. Nash, a multi-time world champion and member of several important political factions over the years including The Kliq, The NWO, The NWO Wolfpac, and the Main Event Mafia, took […]

Good Brothers vs. Private Party to Headline Impact No Surrender Show

Good Brothers vs. Private Party to Headline Impact No Surrender Show

After defeating the team of Chris Sabin and James Storm to become the Impact Tag Team Championship number one contenders, AEW stars Private Party will go on to face Impact Tag Team Champions The Good Brothers at the just-announced Impact Plus special, No Surrender, in February. In a press release on ImpactWrestling.com, here's what Impact […]

Tony Khan Ratings Killer Impact Ratings Fall for Khan Appearance

Tony Khan, Ratings Killer? Impact Ratings Fall for Khan Appearance

It looks like Tony Khan made the right decision when he vowed not to become an onscreen character for AEW. The AEW President made a special appearance on this week's episode of Impact Wrestling, but instead of causing a ratings bump, Khan caused the ratings to go down, undoing all of the gains Impact has […]

True Bromance: Thatcher and Ciampa Team Up for Dusty Rhodes Classic

True Bromance: Thatcher and Ciampa Team Up for Dusty Rhodes Classic

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from a dark alley in Washington where I have just cornered the fillibuster and intend to beat it to death with a baseball bat! But speaking of brutal beatings, in a move that shows true love — the kind of love where you […]

61-Year-Old Sting to Return to the Ring for AEW Revolution

61-Year-Old Sting to Return to the Ring for AEW Revolution

Well that didn't take long, did it? Sting will step into the ring at AEW's February PPV, the company confirmed Thursday. Sting will team with Darby Allin to take on Brian Cage and Ricky Starks in a Street Fight. During his AEW Dynamite report Wednesday night, esteemed Bleeding Cool writer El Presidente covered the segment […]

Renee Paquette Returns to WWE Again for Royal Rumble Backstage

Renee Paquette Returns to WWE Again for Royal Rumble Backstage

Global entertainment superstar Renee Paquette, formerly known as Renee Young in WWE, will return to host a special episode of WWE Backstage the month for the Royal Rumble.  Young made the announcement on the WWE on Fox Twitter page in a video message. "Oh, baby, it's happening! I am so freaking excited about this because […]

You Can Stream WWE Superstar Spectacle on the WWE Network

You Can Stream WWE Superstar Spectacle on the WWE Network

WWE fans outside of India who were worried they were going to have to miss the upcoming Superstar Spectacle event rejoice! A press release reveals the details for anyone who wants to watch a two-hour WWE special first thing in the morning, which has got to be a lot of people, right? What a way […]

Updated Card for Next Weeks Episode of WWE NXT

Updated Card for Next Week's Episode of WWE NXT

Howdy folks! The Chadster here, and here to perform a very important task: to tell you about what's happening on WWE NXT next week in hopes that you will decided to tune in and help the show defeat AEW Dynamite in the ratings. If that doesn't happen, it makes The Chadster very sad. And you […]

AEW Announces Matches for Next Weeks Dynamite Beach Bash More

AEW Announces Matches for Next Week's Dynamite, Beach Bash, More

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, bringing you the pro wrestling news from a secret chamber beneath the floor of the U.S. Senate where I have spent the last several hours tickling Chuck Schumer's feet in an attempt to convince him to do away with the legislative filibuster. But with my other hand, […]

Kevin Nash Calls for Unity Under New Joe Biden Administration

Kevin Nash Calls for Unity Under New Joe Biden Administration

WWE legend Kevin Nash has been one of the staunchest opponents of fellow WWE Hall-of-Famer Former President Donald Trump throughout the latter's tenure in government, but since that feud finally got blown off when Trump badly lost the 2020 presidential election to Joe Biden and was forced to flee Washington in disgrace after successfully fomenting […]

WWE News: Man With COVID-19 Cant Wait to Get Near Large Crowds

WWE News: Man With COVID-19 Can't Wait to Get Near Large Crowds

WWE Champion Drew McIntyre may be out of action due to COVID-19 at the moment, but he can't wait to get back in front of giant crowds of people. In a recent interview with Tampa, Florida's NBC affiliate, WFLA, McIntyre discussed WWE's plans to allow a large crowd into the building for WrestleMania later this […]

NXT Video Clips: Dusty Rhodes Classic Fight Pit Karrion Kross More

NXT Video Clips: Dusty Rhodes Classic, Fight Pit, Karrion Kross, More

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from Mar-a-Lago, where have disguised myself as major Trump donor and former cabinet member Linda McMahon in order to infiltrate the former president's inner circle. Comrades, this pantsuit is really tight, but it will be worth it for El Presidente to have a […]

Dynamite Video Highlights: Sting Moxley Kenny Omega More

Dynamite Video Highlights: Sting, Moxley, Kenny Omega, More

Another battle in the Wednesday Night Wars was settled last night as AEW Dynamite once again went head-to-head with NXT, forcing fans to choose their favorite show and commit to it their valuable viewership. But what of the fans who enjoy both shows? Here's a secret: even if you didn't get to watch one show […]

NXT Recap: Two Men Enter The Fight Pit Two Bros Leave

NXT Recap: Two Men Enter The Fight Pit, Two Bros Leave

Howdy folks! The Chadster is here once again to celebrate the gift of NXT with all of you. The Chadster can feel this is the week that NXT wins in the ratings. It's got to happen! Oooh, The Chadster can't wait! NXT Review – January 20th, 2021 There's a fight pit set up in the […]

Dynamite Recap &#8211 Is This the End of the Inner Circle

Dynamite Recap – Is This the End of the Inner Circle?

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from… at home! What? Even El Presidentes have to go home sometime. Besides, I deserve to celebrate a job well done, don't I? Now let us find out what happened on AEW Dynamite this week, shall we? AEW Dynamite Review – January 20th, […]

Dave Bautista on Lindsay Graham: Most Spineless Individual Ever

Dave Bautista on Lindsay Graham: Most Spineless Individual Ever

Guardians of the Galaxy star Dave Bautista is no fan of South Carolina Senator Lindsay Graham. Bautista, who has long feuded with fellow WWE Hall-of-Famer President Donald Trump, doesn't take kindly to Graham's defense of the president, and The Animal has no qualms about saying what he really thinks. Bautista took to Twitter to address […]

Dark Side of the Ring Season 3 Update: A Lot Were Stoked to Unveil

Dark Side of the Ring Season 3 Update: "A Lot We're Stoked to Unveil"

Less than a week after Evan Husney and Jason Eisener confirmed that "The Loose Cannon" Brian Pillman would be one of the focuses of the third season of Vice TV's Dark Side of the Ring, viewers are getting a brief update on how production is going. Taking to Twitter earlier today (you can check out the actual […]

WWE Raw Ratings Rebound After Triple H Tanked Them Last Week

WWE Raw Ratings Rebound After Triple H Tanked Them Last Week

After erasing gains last week. WWE Raw ratings rebounded this week despite competition from NBA basketball and cable news. All three hours of Raw were in the top 5 cable shows this week as reported by Showbuzz Daily. But what do these ratings mean? Don't worry, loyal readers. The Chadster is here to break it […]

Fire N Flava Fest More Set for Impact Wrestling Next Week

Fire 'N Flava Fest, More Set for Impact Wrestling Next Week

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from inside the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier at Arlington National Cemetary. My good friend Joe Biden wanted me to be a part of his inauguration, but we both agreed that it would probably be best if Mitch McConnell and the other Republicans […]