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At the moment there are no writers attached but meetings are taking place, pitches being given and soon enough words will come bubbling out of the Joes' mouths.

Check out the full complaint lodged against Paramount and MGM.

Here's a little bit of stating the obvious for you. Just for fun. It's Easter.

This does no credit to Bruce Willis. The man was in Twelve Monkeys, Pulp Fiction, Looper and Moonlighting, you know?

The only real difference between this recruitment video for Cobra and one for any other military force is the name of the organisation.

Ninja ninja ninja.

GI Joe has been in the shop, but he's almost ready to come out and face us all again.

They've got more reasons to put this on ice than they could reasonably need.

Once upon a time, Cabin in the Woods was given an incredibly long delay so that it could be post-converted into 3D. Of course, this conversion was never done, and the film was caught in the collapse of MGM which meant it actually took even longer to get a release. But it was, after everything, […]

I think the use of Seven Nation Army is quite amusing, and certainly telling, though I'm still waiting for somebody to cut their action movie trailer to Boom Bang a Bang. Paging Edgar Wright… Last week, I saw a few scenes from GI Joe: Retaliation. The embargo on coverage lifted today, so I was going […]

Number of males: 6 Number of females: 2 Number of these females doing the whole look at my butt thing we see in so many posters: 1 Number of men doing same: None. Of course Proportion of females going sleeveless: 2/2. Proportion of males going sleeveless: 1/6. But he's topless, so there is that. Number […]

All thirty seconds of the new GI Joe: Retaliation promo await you.

The full trailer for the second GI Joe film is going to premiere on Monday, but ahead of that, here's some famous fellas firing guns, unsheathing swords and getting close to explosions. Oh – there was also a lady sitting in the front seat of a car. It wasn't all bang-bang-beefcake.

The critics may not have loved G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra, but Hollywood's golden rule is and has always been, "Film make money, film get sequel," which is why Paramount is marching onward with casting for G.I. Joe 2: Retaliation. We've already heard that Channing Tatum is back, along with Dwayne Johnson and Adrianne […]

I'm out at dinner, so excuse me for being unprofessional. This story is going to amount to little more than a couple of offhand jokes and a nugget of information. So, Darth Maul might be making a cameo in Insidious (that's one of the jokes) but the man behind the masque, action man Ray Park, […]

Earlier today, Hasbro held a meeting for their stockholders and shared a whole lot of across-the-brand details. Amongst them were updates on several of their upcoming movie tie-ins, from JJ Abrams' Micronauts to the GI Joe sequel. Thanks to a Little Bleeder who went Full Bothan for us, we've gotten those details below. Here are […]