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Dark Knights of Steel #8 Preview: Dynasty Warriors

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A war between the three kingdoms threatens to destroy everything in this preview of Dark Knights of Steel #8, but it'll never happen because there's still four issues after this.

Bleeding Cool has asked us to partner with an AI for all previews articles. We're sure this is going to backfire, but here goes. LOLtron… what did you think of the preview?

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DARK KNIGHTS OF STEEL #8
DC Comics
0922DC182
0922DC183 – Dark Knights of Steel #8 JG Jones Cover – $4.99
(W) Tom Taylor (A) Yasmine Putri (CA) Dan Mora
The battle between the Three Kingdoms has begun in brutal fashion, and to call the opening salvo anything less than shocking is an understatement! Can the Trinity stop further bloodshed? Or has all-out war truly begun?
In Shops: 11/1/2022
SRP: $3.99

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