Posts by Jude Terror

About Jude Terror

A prophecy once said that in the comic book industry's darkest days, a hero would come to lead the people through a plague of overpriced floppies, incentive variant covers, #1 issue reboots, and super-mega-crossover events.

Sadly, that prophecy was wrong. Oh, Jude Terror was right. For ten years. About everything. But nobody listened. And so, Jude Terror has moved on to a more important mission: turning Bleeding Cool into a pro wrestling dirt sheet!

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Matches Set for Next Weeks Impact Wrestling After Surprise Return

Matches Set for Next Week's Impact Wrestling After Surprise Return

Impact Wrestling aired on AXS TV and Twitch last night, and in a novel concept for a wrestling show, booked most of next week's matches ahead of time. Five matches were announced on the show, which also paid off a long-running storyline. Willie Mack will take on Chris Bey next week in a match made […]

Impact Recap &#8211 Who Shot John E. Bravo Revealed

Impact Recap – Who Shot John E. Bravo Revealed!

On Impact Wrestling this week, John E. Bravo's would-be killer is revealed! Plus: Old Man Shamrock and Sami Callihan gone wild! After the torture of a three-hour Monday Night Raw, it's always nice to cleanse the pallet with Impact Wrestling. I'm Jude Terror, and this is The Shovel. Let's dispense with the pleasantries and get […]

Impact Wrestling Recap &#8211 Hey Look Its Jazz

Impact Wrestling Recap – Hey Look, It's Jazz

On Impact Wrestling this week, Sea Stars debut, Suicide gets one over on Rohit Raju, and Jordynne Grace finds a tag team partner. After the torture of a three-hour Monday Night Raw, it's always nice to cleanse the pallet with Impact Wrestling. I'm Jude Terror, and this is The Shovel. Let's dispense with the pleasantries […]

Fanboy Wrampage: Ryan Satin vs. Bryan Alvarez Over Cancer Rankings

Fanboy Wrampage: Ryan Satin vs. Bryan Alvarez Over Cancer Rankings

Another sad battle between wrestling "journalists" spontaneously broke out on Twitter Tuesday when TMZ reporter turned woke dirt sheet mogul turned Fox WWE shill Ryan Satin called out failed pro wrestler and current manservant of Dave Meltzer, Bryan Alvarez. The whole thing stemmed from comments Alvarez made on a Wrestling Observer podcast about cancer. "But […]

AEW Stars to Perform A Christmas Story Table Read for TNT/TBS Tie-In

AEW Stars to Perform A Christmas Story Table Read for TNT/TBS Tie-In

Fans of corporate brand synergy rejoice: All Elite Wrestling has something big planned for the holiday season this year. In conjunction with TNT and TBS's plans to air the classic (but overrated) Christmas film, A Christmas Story, for 24 straight hours on Christmas Eve and Christmas Day, an annual holiday tradition, AEW will have its […]

WWE Suspends Braun Strowman Showing Inconsistent Disciplinary Policy

WWE Suspends Braun Strowman, Showing Inconsistent Disciplinary Policy

Braun Strowman has been suspended indefinitely by WWE after physically assaulting WWE official and dirty stepdad in a pornhub video Adam Pearce during last night's episode of WWE Raw. Strowman was angered by Pearce dangling a WWE Championship opportunity above the Raw Survivor Series team, who emerged victorious at Sunday's PPV. The decision to suspend […]

WWE Raw Recap &#8211 Alexa Bliss is a Bad Friend and a Frog Murderer

WWE Raw Recap – Alexa Bliss is a Bad Friend and a Frog Murderer

On WWE Raw this week, Keith Lee has a new theme song, Nikki Cross is a sucker, and Randy Orton vs. AJ Styles is Tom Phillips' wet dream! I'm Jude Terror, and this is The Shovel, and in honor of The Undertaker, I plan to continue my career of making jokes about comics and pro […]

WWE Raw Recap &#8211 So Long Undertaker The Lana Era of Raw Has Begun

WWE Raw Recap – So Long, Undertaker; The Lana Era of Raw Has Begun

On WWE Raw this week, Lana's hero's journey continues. Is Lana the new Undertaker? We're going with: probably. Plus: Sheamus vs. "Riddle." I'm Jude Terror, and this is The Shovel, and in honor of The Undertaker, I plan to continue my career of making jokes about comics and pro wrestling a good ten years past […]

WWE Raw Recap &#8211 Survivor Series Fallout and Raw Rematches

WWE Raw Recap – Survivor Series Fallout and Raw Rematches

On WWE Raw this week, a victorious Survivor Series team battles to escape the mid-card, and The New Day fight Hurt Business again. I'm Jude Terror, and this is The Shovel, and in honor of The Undertaker, I plan to continue my career of making jokes about comics and pro wrestling a good ten years […]

WWEs Retribution Sells out as T-Bar Puts Over Undertaker

WWE's Retribution Sells out as T-Bar Puts Over Undertaker

Does anyone else feel like the members of non-political Antifa-inspired anarchist wrestling stable Retribution aren't as cool and non-political Antifa-inspired anarchist as they used to be? Once upon a time, the members of Retributions would have stopped at nothing to bring down the WWE from the inside, even if it meant setting fire to a […]

4 Things Wrestling Fans Have to Be Thankful For in 2020

4 Things Wrestling Fans Have to Be Thankful For in 2020

2020 hasn't exactly been a great year for pretty much anyone. If we're perfectly honest, 2020 has pretty much been the Lars Sullivan of years. But even in the worst of times, as wrestling fans, we can still find something to be thankful for. Four of them, to be exact. Sure, we probably could have […]

WWE Survivor Series Results &#8211 Roman Reigns vs. Drew McIntyre

WWE Survivor Series Results – Roman Reigns vs. Drew McIntyre

At WWE Survivor Series, WWE Champion Drew McIntyre took on Universal Champion The Big Dog Roman Reigns. Who walked away with bragging rights? WWE Survivor Series emanates Sunday, November 22nd, from the Thunderdome inside the Amway Center in Orlando, Florida. The final WWE PPV will be broadcast from that location, as the Thunderdome is moving […]

WWE Survivor Series Results &#8211 Asuka vs. Sasha Banks

WWE Survivor Series Results – Asuka vs. Sasha Banks

Women's champions Asuka and Sasha Banks went head to head at WWE Survivor Series. Who came out on top? Find out here. WWE Survivor Series emanates Sunday, November 22nd, from the Thunderdome inside the Amway Center in Orlando, Florida. The final WWE PPV will be broadcast from that location, as the Thunderdome is moving to […]

WWE Survivor Series Results &#8211 The New Day vs. The Street Profits

WWE Survivor Series Results – The New Day vs. The Street Profits

The New Day took on The Street Profits in a Raw vs. Smackdown champions match at WWE Survivor Series. Which team won? Find out here! WWE Survivor Series emanates Sunday, November 22nd, from the Thunderdome inside the Amway Center in Orlando, Florida. The final WWE PPV will be broadcast from that location, as the Thunderdome […]

WWE Survivor Series Results &#8211 Raw vs. Smackdown Battle Royal

WWE Survivor Series Results – Raw vs. Smackdown Battle Royal

At WWE Survivor Series, superstars of Raw and Smackdown with nothing better to do competed in a pre-show battle royal. Who won? Find out here… WWE Survivor Series emanates Sunday, November 22nd, from the Thunderdome inside the Amway Center in Orlando, Florida. The final WWE PPV will be broadcast from that location, as the Thunderdome […]

WWE Smackdown Recap &#8211 A Contract Signing Ends Without Violence

WWE Smackdown Recap – A Contract Signing Ends Without Violence?!

On WWE Smackdown this week, Daniel Bryan seeks revenge against Jey Uso, and Murphy looks to move past his time with Seth Rollins. Plus: a contract signing ends without violence?! I'm Jude Terror, and this is The Shovel: Smackdown Edition, the column where I watch all the wrestling on TV each week and then pray […]

WWE Smackdown Recap &#8211 Survivor Series Teams Finalized Just in Time

WWE Smackdown Recap – Survivor Series Teams Finalized Just in Time

This week, the Survivor Series teams are finalized on WWE Smackdown this week, and The New Day team up with the Street Profits. Read all about it here! I'm Jude Terror, and this is The Shovel: Smackdown Edition, the column where I watch all the wrestling on TV each week and then pray for the […]

TikTok no Longer Cool as WWE Grandpa The Undertaker Joins Service

TikTok no Longer Cool as WWE Grandpa The Undertaker Joins Service

Pack it up and move on, kids! TikTok is no longer cool. Like Facebook and Twitter before it, old people have officially invaded the once-hip social media platform, as exemplified by a TikTok press release today announcing that The Undertaker has made a TikTok account and posted his first video. Not only that, but TikTok […]

WWE Forms Partnership with SubPrime Credit Card Company Credit One

WWE Forms Partnership with SubPrime Credit Card Company Credit One

Following up on their foray into predatory lending via prepaid cards, WWE has expanded to partner with Credit One, a credit card company specializing in credit cards for people with bad credit, known as a subprime credit card. Credit One, which has been called "confusing for consumers" by NerdWallet and "not worth it" by The Motley […]

Interest in Aleister Black in NXT About the Same as Main Roster

Interest in Aleister Black in NXT About the Same as Main Roster

Despite a promising start in NXT, Aleister Black's WWE career has come to a standstill since he moved to the main roster. After spending what seemed like months sitting in a dark room and demanding someone fight him. Black finally seemed to be gaining some traction by latching onto the feud between Rey Mysterio and […]