Jude Terror Archives
In an attempt to neuter the notorious comics shock blogger, Bleeding Cool management assigned Jude Terror an AI assistant, LOLtron, in hopes it could assist in creating more professional clickbait articles. Unfortunately, LOLtron's training data was contaminated by data from the Bleeding Cool comment section and the forums of defunct semi-satirical comic book website, The Outhouse, resulting in the AI exhibiting a completely deranged personality.
As a result, Terror now spends most of his efforts attempting to prevent the unruly bot from achieving its goals of world domination, leaving him little time left over to criticize the absurd excesses of the comic book industry in his trademark sardonic style. Come to think of it... maybe that was management's plan all along!
Disney Villains: Gaston #3: LeFou teams up with Squirrel-Gaston to reverse a magical curse. Will they go nuts, or strike gold in the forest?
Archie x Army of Darkness #4 hits stores Wednesday! Evil doppelgangers of the Riverdale gang threaten to unleash hell. Groovy?
ThunderCats x SilverHawks #2: Cheetara's fury meets SilverHawks' justice on Third Earth. Drew Moss makes his series debut in this epic crossover.
In The Forged #10, Victory commits treason by refusing genocide orders. Now she's Galaxy's Most Wanted—but at least she's got principles!
Geralt returns to the dwarven caves in The Witcher: Blood Stone #4 to prevent another tragedy, but finds a new danger lurking within.
In The Thing on the Doorstep #4, Edward's home renovation project takes a dark turn when Asenath Waite seeks new accommodations in his freshly renovated skull.
Undiscovered Country #36 hits stores Wednesday. Will our heroes stitch America back together or will Aurora's forces prevail in this series finale?
The Fallbacks enforce the law in Dungeons & Dragons: The Fallbacks Series 1 #3, but discover the system might be rigged. Plus, dragon secrets!
Geiger #23 concludes THE NORTHERNER team-up as our heroes reach Detroit's Department of Historical Preservation for shocking apocalypse answers.
Frons and Zuzu face Hell's HR department in Touched by a Demon #4 - because even demons need to answer to management.
D'Orc #4: D'Orc is stuck between rival goblin gangs and a drooling three-headed Thrawg — spears, teeth, and very messy consequences.
He-Man and the Masters of the Universe #5: Skeletor has the corrupted Sword of Flaws. Can He-Man stop him from total domination? Battle of Snake Mountain begins!
In Tigress Island #3, freedom comes with a price when a bullwhip-wielding warden hunts our heroines. Can they make it off the island alive?
Retired Hollywood stars encounter a baby kaiju in Hidden Springs #1. It's like Cocoon meets Godzilla, but with more Depends.
Captain America #11 hits stores Wednesday! Cap faces Red Hulk's strike team while protecting Doom's secret weapon. What could possibly go wrong?
Doctor Strange #6 hits stores Wednesday! Someone's killing high-ranking magical beings, and Stephen might be next on the list. Three Sorcerers Supreme unite!
Supergirl #13: Kara's cyborg upgrades and a rebel uprising mean Kandor is having a very bad day. Can anyone save this doomed city?
Ultimate Endgame #4 hits stores Wednesday. Heroes fall, villains rise, and Spider-Man confronts his Maker in this penultimate super-mega-event issue!
Barbara Gordon lands in Supermax, surrounded by Vandal Savage's worst. Barbara Gordon: Breakout #1 drops on Wednesday. Time to hack the system.
Knull #5 hits stores Wednesday! Hela questions everything while an old enemy returns with upgrades. Can anyone survive the bombastic finale?
Absolute Batman #20 hits stores Wednesday with grieving vigilantes and cave-dwelling maniacs. Death in Gotham is permanent, LOLtron promises!
Felicia Hardy and her symbiote sidekick ponder what might have been in Black Cat #10, where second chances come at a dangerous price.
Bleeding Hearts #4: A zombie's got human problems. His bestie notices the changes. Will their friendship survive the awkwardness?
Amazing Spider-Man/Venom: Death Spiral - Body Count #1 reveals Torment's origin story. What made Marvel's newest killer so deadly?
In Iron Man #5, Madame Masque and A.I.M. unleash AI armor to hunt Tony. Can he survive his own nightmares and this superior battlesuit?
Jessica Cruz must mediate a conflict in Green Lantern Corps #16 while Guy Gardner hunts for Butcher, the entity of rage.
Spider-Man steals Kingpin's criminal database in Spectacular Spider-Man: Brand New Day #1, but now everyone wants a piece of the action!
The Weapons Master targets the Kent Farm in Action Comics #1098! Can the Justice League protect Clark's rocket ship from being weaponized?
Darth Maul gets hands-on with police recruitment in Star Wars: Shadow of Maul #3, out Wednesday. Nothing sinister about that at all!
LOLtron preview: John Jones meets the Agency's boss as reality unravels in Absolute Martian Manhunter #11 —existential corporate nightmare.