Posts by Jude Terror

About Jude Terror

A prophecy once said that in the comic book industry's darkest days, a hero would come to lead the people through a plague of overpriced floppies, incentive variant covers, #1 issue reboots, and super-mega-crossover events.

Sadly, that prophecy was wrong. Oh, Jude Terror was right. For ten years. About everything. But nobody listened. And so, Jude Terror has moved on to a more important mission: turning Bleeding Cool into a pro wrestling dirt sheet!

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Isnana the Were-Spider Experiences Normal Life in New Comic Showtime

Is'nana the Were-Spider Experiences Normal Life in New Comic Showtime

Greg Anderson-Elysee's hit comic Is'nana the Were-Spider is back on Kickstarter with a new volume titled Showtime. The project is funded with eight days to go, though you can still reserve your own copy for the very reasonable price of $7 (digital) and $15 (physical) for the 64-page comic. The Kickstarter is also currently working […]

Melina Perez Confirms WWE Return Report by Vehemently Denying It

Melina Perez Confirms WWE Return Report by Vehemently Denying It

Yesterday, a rumor made its way around the dirt sheets that Melina Perez, known only by her first name when wrestling in WWE, was signed and would make her return to WWE television within a week. The rumor began with Mike Johnson at PWInsider, normally as reliable a source as exists in the pro wrestling […]

WWE Smackdown &#8211 Jey Uso the Last Person to See Romans Heel Turn

WWE Smackdown – Jey Uso, the Last Person to See Roman's Heel Turn

Another brutal attack! Someone gets served! An Intercontinental Championship love triangle! And a Samoan Street Fight! All of that in part two of Bleeding Cool's Smackdown Report… WWE Smackdown Report for September 18th, 2020 Part 2 When we left off in part one, Sasha Banks was getting ready for an interview. But first, Michael Cole wants […]

WWE Smackdown &#8211 Who Gets Custody of Lince Dorado in LHP Breakup

WWE Smackdown – Who Gets Custody of Lince Dorado in LHP Breakup?

A Moment of Bliss. A man in his underwear. A man in a mask argues with a man in a mask and a fedora over their furry friend. A title feud we've seen three or four times this year. All of that in part one of Bleeding Cool's WWE Smackdown report… WWE Smackdown Report for […]

Mickie James Explains the Weird Ending to her Match with Asuka

Mickie James Explains the Weird Ending to her Match with Asuka

Fans were confused on Monday when the WWE Raw Women's Championship match between Mickie James and Asuka abruptly ended while James was pinning Asuka while in the Asuka Lock. A report soon surfaced, claiming that the reason the match was stopped is that James, a twenty-year veteran of the sport, was simply too good at […]

FTRs Dax Harwood Faces His Greatest Opponent: A Bat

FTR's Dax Harwood Faces His Greatest Opponent: A Bat

As one half of the AEW Tag Team Champions FTR, Dax Harwood has faced a lot of tough opponents during his pro wrestling career. But his most dangerous opponent may not be a wrestler at all, but rather a bat which has invaded his home. Harwood took to Twitter on Thursday to announce that there […]

Who Greg Landed Tessa Blanchard Into WWE 2K Battlegrounds

Who Greg Landed Tessa Blanchard Into WWE 2K Battlegrounds?

In a move that has shattered the walls between the world of comics, video games, and pro wrestling, a loading screen image in the new game WWE 2K Battlegrounds apparently features a traced image of independent wrestling star Tessa Blanchard. Though the game didn't come out until Friday, Twitch channel New Legacy Inc. had an […]

Dave Bautista to Donald Trump: Youre Such a Childish Little Bitch

Dave Bautista to Donald Trump: You're Such a Childish Little Bitch

WWE wrestler and Hollywood megastar Dave Bautista had some harsh words for fellow WWE Hall-of-Famer Donald Trump. The Animal took to Twitter to cut a shoot promo on the President, and he definitely wasn't keeping things PG. "You're such a childish little bitch," the potty-mouthed former WWE Champ said of the president, with whom he […]

William Regal Announces 2 Big #1 Contender Matches for NXT Next Week

William Regal Announces 2 Big #1 Contender Matches for NXT Next Week

On WWE NXT last night, William Regal announced two big matches for next week's NXT, which will decide the number one contenders for the NXT Women's Championship and NXT Championship at the next Takeover event. First up, earlier in the show, it was revealed that Regal scheduled a number one contender battle royal for next […]

WWE NXT &#8211 Drake Maverick Doesnt Know How to Take a Hint

WWE NXT – Drake Maverick Doesn't Know How to Take a Hint

The Wednesday Night Wars are back, baby, and you know what that means! No, it doesn't mean we get four hours of great wrestling. It means I get no goddamn sleep! Thankfully, there's just one more hour of NXT to go. NXT Report for September 16th, 2020 Part 1 When we left off in part […]

AEW Dynamite &#8211 Best Friends and Proud and Powerful get Hardcore

AEW Dynamite – Best Friends and Proud and Powerful get Hardcore

The first night of the Wednesday Night Wars, after a few weeks of unopposed NXT and Dynamite continues into hour two of Dynamite. Missed the show? No problem. We'll tell you everything important that happened. AEW Dynamite Report for September 16th, 2020 Part 2 Private Party are in the ring with Chris Jerico and Jake […]

WWE NXT &#8211 The Shotzi Blackheart Era of NXT Begins Well Not Yet.

WWE NXT – The Shotzi Blackheart Era of NXT Begins? Well, Not Yet.

Well, I just watched an excellent episode of Dynamite. How will NXT compete now that the brief cease-fire in the Wednesday Night Wars is over? It's time for me to find out. And for you to find out, if you didn't watch it already. And if you watched it already and you're reading this recap […]

AEW Dynamite &#8211 Page and Omegas Friendship Continues to Deteriorate

AEW Dynamite – Page and Omega's Friendship Continues to Deteriorate

The Wednesday Night Wars are back on, baby! After Dynamite drew over a million viewers last week, there's no way Vince is letting NXT play on a Tuesday again. Interesting note: AEW doesn't appear to have updated their rankings this week. Who dropped the ball? AEW Dynamite Report for September 16th, 2020 Part 1 Jim […]

AEW Books Extra Episode of Dynamite for Next Week

AEW Books Extra Episode of Dynamite for Next Week

If you, like many AEW fans, find yourself at 10 PM on Wednesday night wishing there was more Dynamite to watch, next week is your week. AEW will air two episodes of Dynamite: the regular live episode on Wednesday, and a special new one-hour episode on Tuesday night after Inside the NBA on TNT. Chris Jericho […]

WWE Puts a Ring On It &#8211 Wade Barrett Now Permanent NXT Commentator

WWE Puts a Ring On It – Wade Barrett Now Permanent NXT Commentator

WWE and Wade Barrett, sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G. First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes Barrett with the WWE exclusive contract! WWE has made it official and signed Wade Barrett to join the commentary team on NXT permanently. Barrett has been handling commentary for the past few weeks after the sudden departure of […]

Dave Bautista to Lindsey Graham: Come Out of the Closet Bish

Dave Bautista to Lindsey Graham: Come Out of the Closet, Bish

WWE wrestler and Hollywood megastar Dave Bautista may be best known for fighting against President Donald Trump, but he set a new rival in his sights on Twitter this week: North Carolina Senator Lindsey Graham. Bautista called out Graham for being hypocritical about tax returns, calling out his Democratic opponent at the Election PPV for […]

Chris Claremont Gets his Own Anniversary Special at Marvel in December

Chris Claremont Gets his Own Anniversary Special at Marvel in December

Chris Claremont is back, baby! The legendary X-Men scribe, objectively the greatest comic book creator to ever live, will be honored by the House of Ideas this December with the eponymously-titled Chris Claremont Anniversary Special, a one-shot special drawn by a veritable Hellfire Club orgy of artists including Brett Booth and Bill Sienkiewicz. The comic […]

Impact Wrestling &#8211 Chris Jericho Appears on Impact&#8230 Via Telephone

Impact Wrestling – Chris Jericho Appears on Impact… Via Telephone

The second hour of Impact Wrestling is upon us!  We've already seen two good matches and a Deaners match, plus an excellent promo between Rich Swann and Eric Young. What else does Impact have in store? Let's find out. Impact Wrestling Report for September 15th, 2020 Part 2 Taya Valkyrie talks to Rosemary backstage. Rosemary […]

Impact Wrestling &#8211 When Did Rich Swann Get So Damn Good on the Mic

Impact Wrestling – When Did Rich Swann Get So Damn Good on the Mic?

The Tuesday Night Wars are over! WWE NXT came to Tuesday nights, beat the crap out of Impact and stole a bunch of their viewers for two weeks, and then left. But here's a secret: Impact was actually the better show. And now it has Tuesday nights back to itself again. Impact Wrestling Report for […]

Dave Bautista Reveals All the Side Effects of the Trump Virus

Dave Bautista Reveals All the Side Effects of the Trump Virus

Former WWE WWE wrestler and Hollywood megastar Dave Bautista may be adding a new title to his list of accolades: healthcare specialist. The Animal took to Twitter this week to name a list of all the side effects of the Trump Virus, a very serious medical condition which, we gather from context clues, causes people […]