A prophecy once said that in the comic book industry's darkest days, a hero would come to lead the people through a plague of overpriced floppies, incentive variant covers, #1 issue reboots, and super-mega-crossover events.
Sadly, that prophecy was wrong. Oh, Jude Terror was right. For ten years. About everything. But nobody listened. And so, Jude Terror has moved on to a more important mission: turning Bleeding Cool into a pro wrestling dirt sheet!
Impact Wrestling aired on AXS TV and Twitch last night, and in a novel concept for a wrestling show, booked most of next week's matches ahead of time. Five matches were announced on the show, which also paid off a long-running storyline. Willie Mack will take on Chris Bey next week in a match made […]
On Impact Wrestling this week, John E. Bravo's would-be killer is revealed! Plus: Old Man Shamrock and Sami Callihan gone wild! After the torture of a three-hour Monday Night Raw, it's always nice to cleanse the pallet with Impact Wrestling. I'm Jude Terror, and this is The Shovel. Let's dispense with the pleasantries and get […]
On Impact Wrestling this week, Sea Stars debut, Suicide gets one over on Rohit Raju, and Jordynne Grace finds a tag team partner. After the torture of a three-hour Monday Night Raw, it's always nice to cleanse the pallet with Impact Wrestling. I'm Jude Terror, and this is The Shovel. Let's dispense with the pleasantries […]
Another sad battle between wrestling "journalists" spontaneously broke out on Twitter Tuesday when TMZ reporter turned woke dirt sheet mogul turned Fox WWE shill Ryan Satin called out failed pro wrestler and current manservant of Dave Meltzer, Bryan Alvarez. The whole thing stemmed from comments Alvarez made on a Wrestling Observer podcast about cancer. "But […]
Fans of corporate brand synergy rejoice: All Elite Wrestling has something big planned for the holiday season this year. In conjunction with TNT and TBS's plans to air the classic (but overrated) Christmas film, A Christmas Story, for 24 straight hours on Christmas Eve and Christmas Day, an annual holiday tradition, AEW will have its […]
Braun Strowman has been suspended indefinitely by WWE after physically assaulting WWE official and dirty stepdad in a pornhub video Adam Pearce during last night's episode of WWE Raw. Strowman was angered by Pearce dangling a WWE Championship opportunity above the Raw Survivor Series team, who emerged victorious at Sunday's PPV. The decision to suspend […]
On WWE Raw this week, Keith Lee has a new theme song, Nikki Cross is a sucker, and Randy Orton vs. AJ Styles is Tom Phillips' wet dream! I'm Jude Terror, and this is The Shovel, and in honor of The Undertaker, I plan to continue my career of making jokes about comics and pro […]
On WWE Raw this week, Lana's hero's journey continues. Is Lana the new Undertaker? We're going with: probably. Plus: Sheamus vs. "Riddle." I'm Jude Terror, and this is The Shovel, and in honor of The Undertaker, I plan to continue my career of making jokes about comics and pro wrestling a good ten years past […]
On WWE Raw this week, a victorious Survivor Series team battles to escape the mid-card, and The New Day fight Hurt Business again. I'm Jude Terror, and this is The Shovel, and in honor of The Undertaker, I plan to continue my career of making jokes about comics and pro wrestling a good ten years […]
Does anyone else feel like the members of non-political Antifa-inspired anarchist wrestling stable Retribution aren't as cool and non-political Antifa-inspired anarchist as they used to be? Once upon a time, the members of Retributions would have stopped at nothing to bring down the WWE from the inside, even if it meant setting fire to a […]
2020 hasn't exactly been a great year for pretty much anyone. If we're perfectly honest, 2020 has pretty much been the Lars Sullivan of years. But even in the worst of times, as wrestling fans, we can still find something to be thankful for. Four of them, to be exact. Sure, we probably could have […]
At WWE Survivor Series, WWE Champion Drew McIntyre took on Universal Champion The Big Dog Roman Reigns. Who walked away with bragging rights? WWE Survivor Series emanates Sunday, November 22nd, from the Thunderdome inside the Amway Center in Orlando, Florida. The final WWE PPV will be broadcast from that location, as the Thunderdome is moving […]
Women's champions Asuka and Sasha Banks went head to head at WWE Survivor Series. Who came out on top? Find out here. WWE Survivor Series emanates Sunday, November 22nd, from the Thunderdome inside the Amway Center in Orlando, Florida. The final WWE PPV will be broadcast from that location, as the Thunderdome is moving to […]
The New Day took on The Street Profits in a Raw vs. Smackdown champions match at WWE Survivor Series. Which team won? Find out here! WWE Survivor Series emanates Sunday, November 22nd, from the Thunderdome inside the Amway Center in Orlando, Florida. The final WWE PPV will be broadcast from that location, as the Thunderdome […]
At WWE Survivor Series, superstars of Raw and Smackdown with nothing better to do competed in a pre-show battle royal. Who won? Find out here… WWE Survivor Series emanates Sunday, November 22nd, from the Thunderdome inside the Amway Center in Orlando, Florida. The final WWE PPV will be broadcast from that location, as the Thunderdome […]
On WWE Smackdown this week, Daniel Bryan seeks revenge against Jey Uso, and Murphy looks to move past his time with Seth Rollins. Plus: a contract signing ends without violence?! I'm Jude Terror, and this is The Shovel: Smackdown Edition, the column where I watch all the wrestling on TV each week and then pray […]
This week, the Survivor Series teams are finalized on WWE Smackdown this week, and The New Day team up with the Street Profits. Read all about it here! I'm Jude Terror, and this is The Shovel: Smackdown Edition, the column where I watch all the wrestling on TV each week and then pray for the […]
Pack it up and move on, kids! TikTok is no longer cool. Like Facebook and Twitter before it, old people have officially invaded the once-hip social media platform, as exemplified by a TikTok press release today announcing that The Undertaker has made a TikTok account and posted his first video. Not only that, but TikTok […]
Following up on their foray into predatory lending via prepaid cards, WWE has expanded to partner with Credit One, a credit card company specializing in credit cards for people with bad credit, known as a subprime credit card. Credit One, which has been called "confusing for consumers" by NerdWallet and "not worth it" by The Motley […]
Despite a promising start in NXT, Aleister Black's WWE career has come to a standstill since he moved to the main roster. After spending what seemed like months sitting in a dark room and demanding someone fight him. Black finally seemed to be gaining some traction by latching onto the feud between Rey Mysterio and […]
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