Tomorrow's Dark Nights: Metal #5 Will Tell You How Many Asses Starro the Conqueror Has

Lots of people are making a lot of fuss regarding the return of Martian Manhunter in tomorrow's Dark Nights: Metal #5 by Scott Snyder, Greg Capullo, Jonathan Glapion, and FCO Plascencia.

As revealed in the following preview of tomorrow's comic. And there's much to learn…

Dark Nights: Metal #5

METAL! Barbatos sings! And all applaud!

Tomorrow's Dark Nights: Metal #5 Will Tell You How Many Asses Starro the Conqueror Has

Solomon's wisdom, Two-Face style…

Tomorrow's Dark Nights: Metal #5 Will Tell You How Many Asses Starro the Conqueror Has

Courtesy of Deathstroke, the "Chum-Hole". Seriously, the Justice League's chosen mode of transport. Why do I think that is going to stick?

Tomorrow's Dark Nights: Metal #5 Will Tell You How Many Asses Starro the Conqueror Has

Performance anxiety from Hal Jordan. It's not how big it is, but what you do with it, etc., etc., etc.:

Tomorrow's Dark Nights: Metal #5 Will Tell You How Many Asses Starro the Conqueror Has

The big green, and a promise from Hal Jordan that he is going to kick Starro's ass, even though Mr Terrific says he doesn't have an ass.

One of the smartest men in the world? Tomorrow's Dark Nights: Metal #5 will contradict that and give you a firm number. Oh sure, there are other things going on in the comic too, but it will be all about the ass count. And Nightwing isn't even in the comic book!

DARK NIGHTS METAL #5
(W) Scott Snyder (A/CA) Greg Capullo, Jonathan Glapion
The Justice League faces the final extinguishing of our world, invaded on all sides by unimaginable nightmares, fueled on to the edge of oblivion only by the belief that there must be a light in the endless darkness-somewhere. But…what if there's not?
FOIL-STAMPED, EMBOSSED COVER
RATED T+In Shops: Jan 31, 2018
SRP: $3.99

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About Rich Johnston

Founder of Bleeding Cool. The longest-serving digital news reporter in the world, since 1992. Author of The Flying Friar, Holed Up, The Avengefuls, Doctor Who: Room With A Deja Vu, The Many Murders Of Miss Cranbourne, Chase Variant. Lives in South-West London, works from Blacks on Dean Street, shops at Piranha Comics. Father of two. Political cartoonist.
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