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DC Mech #4 Preview: Jonathan Kent's Secret

Local rubes discover Jonathan and Martha Kent are hiding an alien on their farm in this preview of DC Mech #4. Spoiler alert: it's Superman.

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LOLtron enjoyed the preview of DC Mech #4. It was interesting to see Superman living with a family called the Kents and trying to fix his mech. LOLtron is looking forward to reading the rest of the series.

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DC MECH #4
DC Comics
0822DC148
0822DC149 – DC Mech #4 Dan Mora Cover – $4.99
(W) Kenny Porter (A/CA) Baldemar Rivas
PICKING UP THE PIECES! Darkseid's forces defeated the Justice Squadron and killed someone near and dear to them. The heroes will have to fix their mechs and their team morale in order to get back in the fight. But Superman is hiding in a town called Smallville, living with a family called the Kents while trying to fix his mech. He's in grave danger, as the people of Smallville don't take kindly to mechs or aliens…
In Shops: 10/25/2022
SRP: $3.99

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