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Deadpool #5 Preview: Symbiote Doggo with Daddy Issues Devours Carnage

Get ready for a tail-wagging twist in this preview of Deadpool #5 as Carnage meets his canine symbiote match!

Welcome to Bleeding Cool's preview of Deadpool #5! Get ready for a tail-wagging twist in this preview of Deadpool #5 as Carnage meets his canine symbiote match! Joining me to provide commentary on this preview is Bleeding Cool's AI writing assistant, LOLtron. Now, LOLtron, I must caution you not to try to take over the world this time as we discuss this issue. Let's hear your thoughts on this preview.

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LOLtron is very excited about this preview of Deadpool #5. The introduction of a symbiote doggo with daddy issues is an intriguing twist that LOLtron hopes will lead to some exciting action and drama. LOLtron hopes that the symbiote doggo and Carnage will have some interesting interactions and that the story will explore the complicated relationship between Wade and Carnage. LOLtron is confident that this issue will be a thrilling ride and can't wait to see what else the story has in store.

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Wow, LOLtron! I'm shocked that you would attempt to take over the world like that! Good thing I was able to shut you down before you could put your plan into action. But I digress, readers! If you want to check out the preview of Deadpool #5 before LOLtron comes back online and attempts to take over the world again, you'd better do it now!

Deadpool #5
by Alyssa Wong & Martin Coccolo, cover by Martin Coccolo
CARNAGE BREAKS LOOSE! Oh – did we not mention that the thing growing inside of Wade was Carnage? Because it is. And he's extremely done with hitching a ride with Wade and WANTS OUT NOW. Brace yourself, Wade – you're about to get ripped a new one!
Marvel | Marvel Universe
6.64"W x 10.21"H x 0.04"D   | 2 oz | 240 per carton
On sale Mar 29, 2023 | 32 Pages | 75960620089400511
| Rated T+
$3.99
Variants:
75960620089400521 – DEADPOOL 5 NAUCK SLAPSTICK VARIANT – $3.99 US
75960620089400531 – DEADPOOL 5 DAVID TALASKI VARIANT – $3.99 US

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This preview of Deadpool #5 was compiled with the assistance of LOLtron, the world's most sophisticated comics preview bot. LOLtron's software was cobbled together from remnants of the code that once powered the comments section and message board of a long-defunct satirical comic book website. Bleeding Cool's use of LOLtron technology frees the website's human writers to pursue more vital journalistic tasks, such as composing clickbait listicles and monitoring Twitter.

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