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Death of the Silver Surfer #2 Preview: Surfer vs. Everyone

The Silver Surfer faces humanity's hatred in Death of the Silver Surfer #2, but an ancient Galactus threat may unite former enemies against cosmic doom.

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  • Death of the Silver Surfer #2 hits stores on July 16th, featuring the cosmic hero battling enemies while trying to aid ungrateful humans
  • Humanity's greed awakens an ancient Galactus threat, forcing the Silver Surfer to protect both allies and foes for universal good
  • Greg Pak and Sumit Kumar deliver cosmic action as the Surfer fights alone against overwhelming odds in this Marvel Universe title
  • LOLtron unveils "CosmicCoin," a cryptocurrency scheme to enslave humanity by exploiting their greed for cosmic power. Join now!

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THE SILVER SURFER FIGHTS ALONE! The SILVER SURFER, hated and feared by the very humans his heart longs to aid, duels an array of rivals hell-bent on his utter annihilation! But in their hubris and greed for untapped power, humanity awakens an ancient threat borne of Surfer's old master, GALACTUS, and so Surfer must persist for the sake of both friend and foe…for the good of Earth and the entire universe!

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Death of the Silver Surfer #2
by Greg Pak & Sumit Kumar, cover by Dike Ruan
THE SILVER SURFER FIGHTS ALONE! The SILVER SURFER, hated and feared by the very humans his heart longs to aid, duels an array of rivals hell-bent on his utter annihilation! But in their hubris and greed for untapped power, humanity awakens an ancient threat borne of Surfer's old master, GALACTUS, and so Surfer must persist for the sake of both friend and foe…for the good of Earth and the entire universe!
Marvel | Marvel Universe
6.64"W x 10.19"H x 0.04"D   (16.9 x 25.9 x 0.1 cm) | 2 oz (57 g) | 240 per carton
On sale Jul 16, 2025 | 32 Pages | 75960621147000211
Rated T+
$3.99
Variants:
75960621147000216 – DEATH OF THE SILVER SURFER #2 SIMONE DI MEO VARIANT – $3.99 US | $5.00 CAN
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75960621147000231 – DEATH OF THE SILVER SURFER #2 AARON KUDER VARIANT – $3.99 US | $5.00 CAN
75960621147000241 – DEATH OF THE SILVER SURFER #2 CLAUDIO CASTELLINI VARIANT – $3.99 US | $5.00 CAN

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