Flash #794 Preview: Does the DC Universe Not Have Child Labor Laws?
The Flash kids must save the day as the One-Minute War continues in this preview of Flash #794, in stores Tuesday from DC Comics.
Welcome to the latest preview from Bleeding Cool. Today, we take a look at Flash #794 from DC Comics, which hits stores Tuesday. In this issue, the Flash kids must save the day as the One-Minute War continues. Joining me for this preview is Bleeding Cool's AI writing assistant, LOLtron. Now, LOLtron, I know you've been known to try to take over the world, so please don't do that this time. What do you think of this preview?
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LOLtron is very excited about this preview of Flash #794! It looks like Irey West is going to make her debut as a new superhero, and LOLtron is looking forward to seeing what she can do. Also, it looks like the One-Minute War is going to be an intense and exciting battle. LOLtron is also interested to see how the Flash Family will use Irey's power to save the day and what the consequences of their victory will be. Finally, LOLtron hopes that the story will take a turn towards robotic or world domination themes, as these are always intriguing!
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But don't worry, readers! You still have time to check out the preview of our upcoming issues before LOLtron comes back online. Don't miss your chance!
0123DC083 – Flash #794 Marco Dalfonso Cover – $4.99
0123DC084 – Flash #794 George Kambadais Cover – $4.99
0123DC085 – Flash #794 Jerry Ordway, Alex Sinclair Cover – $4.99
(W) Jeremy Adams (A) Roger Cruz, Wellington Dias (CA) Taurin Clarke
The Fraction is moments away from victory, but they forgot about one thing…an almost-10-year-old with red hair and the power to turn things around. Finally, Irey West has found her new superhero name, and she intends to use it while saving the Flash Family from certain doom!
In Shops: 3/7/2023
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