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New DC Crossover Featuring Lex Luthor, Joker, Catwoman Is Just Too Sweet

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Following up on the smash hits success of 2016's Pop-Tarts/Justice League super-mega-crossover event, the comic book publisher and breakfast junk food manufacturer are returning to the well once again for an EXXXCLUSIVE villains edition Pop-Tart flavor, as spotted by The Impulsive Buy. Featuring printed DC Comics villains on the actual pastry-like food products, fans of Lex Luthor, The Joker, and Catwoman can finally live out their fantasies of consuming their favorite DC villains, bite by bite, while DC's villains can finally execute their plot of slowly murdering the world's population via diabetes and advanced tooth decay.

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The delicious but deadly treats are of the flavor "chocolate sugar cookie," and are apparently in stores now. If you see them on the shelf, you may want to pick up a few boxes to display on your shelf or poison rodents in your garden, but under no circumstances should you actually eat them.

At press time, sources tell Bleeding Cool that Marvel is working on developing a line of Toaster Strudels shaped like the head of superstar writer "The Great One" Brian Bendis. We'll keep you updated on that, naturally.

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