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Bad Hyperborean Yelp Reviews in Next Week's Conan the Barbarian #5

Next week in Conan the Barbarian #5, the titular barbarian is taking a nice, relaxing vacation on a boat he presumably reserved through the Hyperborean version of AirBNB. But it seems that the listing may have exaggerated certain amenities, such as food, lack of stench, and a pleasant view of calm ocean waters. Because three days into his trip, Conan is definitely finding out that his dream vacation has turned into a nightmare…

Bad Hyperborean Yelp Reviews in Next Week's

Bummer! So what can he do in this situation? What are his recourses? Well, the usual choices as always apply. Reaving. Slaying. The works! But there might be a better way to seek vengeance on this rental: by leaving a poor yelp review! Well, the old school way – by swearing to the gods!

Bad Hyperborean Yelp Reviews in Next Week's

Will Conan be able to get his deposit back? Find out next week when Conan the Barbarian #5 hits stores!

Conan the Barbarian #5
(W) Nick Spencer (A) Ken Lashley (CA) Greg Land
"HUNTED" TIE-IN!
• Spider-Man's most dangerous villain, THE GIBBON, is back and –
• He's not Spidey's most feared foe? Then why are we? You want me to read the script?
• Oh man. That's insane.
Rated T
In Shops: Apr 03, 2019
SRP: $3.99


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