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BETTY AND VERONICA JUMBO COMICS DIGEST #309
ARCHIE COMIC PUBLICATIONS
(W) VARIOUS, Dan Parent (A) Various, Dan Parent (CA) Bill Galvan, Ben Galvan
BRAND NEW STORY! "ALL WRAPPED UP" – Up to her eyes in credit card bills, Veronica is forced to take on a department store job wrapping gifts. She's so bad at it that she recruits Betty to help her. But when Betty can't make it, she receives some magical help in the form of Jingles, the Elf. But when Sugarplum and Noelle from the North Pole join in to help, it becomes a calamity of TOO MUCH holiday help!
In Shops: 11/23/2022
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