That Time the Ocean Had Sex with Itself in Tomorrow's Aquaman #45

Creation myths vary from culture to culture, often containing themes that can feel quite mysterious with thousands of years of history between us, modern, sophisticated humans, and these products of primitive cultures. But in a preview of tomorrow's Aquaman #45, we see a creation myth from the DC Universe which has a primal quality we can all relate to, even today, even in a non-fictional universe with no superheros.

Of course, we're talking about @#$%ing.

In particular, some red hot action between Father Sea and Mother Salt.

And by union, they mean… you know…

Niiiiiice. And thankfully, everyone is appropriately covered up, as we all know what happened, what's still happening, since the Batpenis incident.

The AV Club had the EX-X-XCLUSIVE preview of this one (those pervs). Aquaman #45 hits stores tomorrow.

Aquaman #45
(W) Kelly Sue DeConnick (A/CA) Robson Rocha, Daniel Henriques
She's heeeeeere! Witness the epic origin of Aquaman's most dangerous foe yet-the nefarious Namma! Meanwhile, Aquaman, still trying to piece together his strange vision of a mysterious red-headed woman, agrees to accompany Caille across dangerous waters to meet her long-lost mother in exchange for recovering his lost memories. But as the two allies (or maybe more?) approach Namma's island, strange events begin to occur that reveal a shocking truth about Caille herself!
In Shops: Feb 20, 2019
SRP: $3.99

About Jude Terror

A prophecy says that in the comic book industry's darkest days, a hero will come to lead the people through a plague of overpriced floppies, incentive variant covers, #1 issue reboots, and super-mega-crossover events.

Scourge of Rich Johnston, maker of puns, and seeker of the Snyder Cut, Jude Terror, sadly, is not the hero comics needs right now... but he's the one the industry deserves.

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