That Time the Ocean Had Sex with Itself in Tomorrow's Aquaman #45

Creation myths vary from culture to culture, often containing themes that can feel quite mysterious with thousands of years of history between us, modern, sophisticated humans, and these products of primitive cultures. But in a preview of tomorrow's Aquaman #45, we see a creation myth from the DC Universe which has a primal quality we can all relate to, even today, even in a non-fictional universe with no superheros.

Of course, we're talking about @#$%ing.

In particular, some red hot action between Father Sea and Mother Salt.

That Time the Ocean Had Sex with Itself in Tomorrow's Aquaman #45

And by union, they mean… you know…

That Time the Ocean Had Sex with Itself in Tomorrow's Aquaman #45

Niiiiiice. And thankfully, everyone is appropriately covered up, as we all know what happened, what's still happening, since the Batpenis incident.

The AV Club had the EX-X-XCLUSIVE preview of this one (those pervs). Aquaman #45 hits stores tomorrow.

Aquaman #45
(W) Kelly Sue DeConnick (A/CA) Robson Rocha, Daniel Henriques
She's heeeeeere! Witness the epic origin of Aquaman's most dangerous foe yet-the nefarious Namma! Meanwhile, Aquaman, still trying to piece together his strange vision of a mysterious red-headed woman, agrees to accompany Caille across dangerous waters to meet her long-lost mother in exchange for recovering his lost memories. But as the two allies (or maybe more?) approach Namma's island, strange events begin to occur that reveal a shocking truth about Caille herself!
RATED T
In Shops: Feb 20, 2019
SRP: $3.99

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