Look, superhero comic books have never had the most enlightened attitude to the art of masturbation.
And years before Sam Raimi and Brian Michael Bendis would bring us Spider-Man excess web fluid in his bedroom at home, Dave Sim was doing a Don Simpson impersonation for Cerebus…
But IGN has just printed the cover art from Blackest Night #7, a spoiler for the end of issue 6 so kept in secret until now. But is that the only reason? I ask because the Blue Lantern Flash seems to be making an internationally-understood signal in my direction, leaving me in no doubt about what he thinks of my status in light…
Yeah? Yeah? Well come here, Flash, I think you're a douche-bag!
Founder of Bleeding Cool. The longest-serving digital news reporter in the world, since 1992. Author of The Flying Friar, Holed Up, The Avengefuls, Doctor Who: Room With A Deja Vu, The Many Murders Of Miss Cranbourne, Chase Variant. Lives in South-West London, works from Blacks on Dean Street, shops at Piranha Comics. Father of two. Political cartoonist.
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