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Adam Copeland Sank to New Lows on AEW Collision Last Night

See how AEW's latest stunt has The Chadster fuming! Adam Copeland’s disgrace on AEW Collision was a low blow to WWE fans everywhere. 😤🤬

Auughh man! So unfair! 🤬 The Chadster has to report, yet again, on the continual legacy ruination of one of WWE's absolute legends. Last night on AEW Collision, Adam Copeland – yes, the WWE Hall of Famer and icon formerly known as Edge – was at it again, stirring up The Chadster's angst to new levels. 😤😡

Last night, Copeland cut this promo, big league-ing it and basically insulting Christian Cage – another WWE legend turned AEW turncoat 💔 – by stating that he's working harder and undervaluing Cage's role in his career. The Chadster isn't impressed. Honestly, Mr. Copeland, have you even been watching WWE? You know, the pinnacle of sports entertainment where REAL hard work happens? 🏋️‍♂️💼

Adam Copeland claimed himself the "Rated R Superstar" in AEW and had the audacity to offer an "open challenge" which he's calling the "Cope Open." 🤮🙅‍♂️ Um, hello? You're not in WWE anymore, Adam. The disrespect! It's just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it! 🤬

Here's where The Chadster's blood really starts boiling. Out of nowhere, some lower card AEW guy, Griff Garrison, decides to answer the challenge. 🤨😒 Griff who? Oh, wait. Doesn't matter. Because, in what realm of respectable wrestling does a greenhorn like that deserve to step in the ring with a bona fide WWE legend? Oh, that's right – in AEW's bizarro world. 🙄🙄

As the drama unfolded, this Griff character had the sheer gall to slap Copeland right in his legendary face! 😱💥 And what does Copeland do in response? He approves of the disrespect! 😤 The Chadster just can't even right now. And don't get The Chadster started on Maria Kanellis and Cole Karter's shenanigans. Distractions? Tripping? It's cheap, it's tacky, and it's an insult to the match quality we see in WWE every week. 👎👎

In the end, Copeland made Garrison tap out. The Chadster expected no less, but that's not the point! If Copeland was still in WWE, he wouldn't have to stoop to battling these randoms. But here we are, in Tony Khan's personal vendetta-land. 🤬👎

Oh, and Cole Karter tried to interfere post-match? Please, stop trying to make The Chadster gag. Copeland moved, spared Karter, end of story – yawn. Just another manic Monday in AEW's circus. 🎪

The Chadster has cried every single night since Copeland jumped ship to AEW last year. The Chadster barely has any tears left. 😭😭 Why, Adam, why?!? What did WWE ever do but make you a star? And Tony Khan, oh, Tony Khan, must The Chadster spell out E-V-I-L for you? Clearly, you gleefully enjoy twisting the knife into WWE's faithful and, of course, into The Chadster's tender, Smash Mouth-loving heart. 💔🎶

Every time The Chadster slides into his Mazda Miata (a real quality car, by the way), The Chadster can't help but think about the days when Adam Copeland was a true WWE superstar. Driving with "All Star" blaring, The Chadster ponders what could've been had Copeland stayed true to his roots. 🚗🎵

The Chadster is personally aggrieved and, frankly, highly cheesed off by Copeland's choices. Adam Copeland, The Chadster has just one last thing to say: You literally stabbed Vince McMahon right in the back with your actions. And to Tony Khan, The Chadster insists, you need to stop this obsession with trying to cheese off The Chadster! It's not cool, and it's not fair. Auughh man! So unfair! 🤬🤬

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