Auughh man! Tony Khan reloaded Dynamite and Collision immediately after Double or Nothing with title matches and consequences. So disrespectful to WWE! 😡🦝
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Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my private helicopter hovering over international waters, where I am currently avoiding twelve separate warrants and one very angry ex-wife's attorney! My loyal capybara Esteban is wearing noise-canceling headphones because the helicopter blades are disturbing his afternoon nap, but I stayed awake[...]
Greetings, comrades! It is I, your beloved El Presidente, reporting to you live from the observation deck of my luxury submarine, which has now surfaced in the warm waters of an undisclosed Caribbean lagoon following last night's broadcast of AEW Collision! Esteban is sunning himself on the deck with a tiny umbrella in his cucumber[...]
Greetings, comrades! It is I, your beloved El Presidente, reporting to you live from the captain's quarters of my newly acquired luxury submarine, currently submerged in international waters somewhere the CIA cannot reach me (probably)! My loyal capybara Esteban is sipping a martini next to me as we prepare to enjoy tonight's episode of AEW[...]
Last night I watched AEW Collision: Fairway to Hell from this very chaise lounge, and comrades, I must report — AEW Collision: Fairway to Hell was the rare themed special that actually committed to its theme! Tony Khan, that lovable capitalist pig, occasionally stumbles into greatness, and last night the SoFi Center in Palm Beach[...]
Tonight we have a delicious appetizer of professional wrestling for you on AEW Collision: Fairway to Hell, a one-hour special blasting LIVE from SoFi Center in Palm Beach Gardens, Florida, at 8 p.m ET on TBS and HBO Max And it goes head-to-head with the final hour of WWE's Backlash premium live event! Two championship[...]
Last night's three-hour AEW Dynamite and AEW Collision special has come and gone, and your humble dictator watched every minute of it from a velvet throne while Esteban, my faithful capybara, snored peacefully on a pillow stuffed with the feathers of birds I am told are endangered (I did not ask) Let us dive in,[...]
The CIA, comrades, never sleeps! But neither do I, because last night was AEW Collision from Peoria, Illinois, and your El Presidente never misses a episode of AEW Collision, even while dodging predator drones! Let us break down what happened on AEW Collision, shall we?
Juice Robinson points at Jon Moxley on AEW Collision.
Death Riders &[...]
But never mind those amateurs in Langley — we have wrestling to discuss! Tonight is AEW Collision, broadcasting live from Peoria, Illinois, and comrades, this is a stacked card with THREE championships on the line Let us break it down together, shall we?
TNT Championship Match: Kevin Knight vs HOOK
AEW Collision poster: Kevin Knight vs[...]
Greetings, comrades! It is I, your beloved El Presidente, reporting to you live from the secret bunker beneath my presidential palace, where I have been forced to relocate after the CIA's latest "weather balloon" mysteriously crashed into my swimming pool! But no imperialist sabotage could keep me from delivering my review of last night's AEW[...]
Greetings, comrades! It is I, your beloved El Presidente, reporting to you live from the gilded balcony of my summer palace overlooking the Pacific, where my loyal lieutenants are roasting a whole pig and my political prisoners are… well, let us not speak of them on such a festive evening! Tonight is AEW Collision Playoff[...]
Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from a penthouse suite at the Angel of the Winds Arena in Everett, Washington, where I have just finished watching AEW Collision: Spring Breakthru while sharing a bottle of 1947 Château Cheval Blanc with my dear friend Alexander Lukashenko via video call[...]
Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from a luxury submarine currently parked beneath the Puget Sound just off the coast of Everett, Washington, where tonight's AEW Collision: Spring Breakthru will emanate from the Angel of the Winds Arena! I had to take the submarine because the CIA has been[...]
Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my luxury viewing suite (which is definitely not just a bunker with a stolen satellite dish), and I have some thrilling news to share about last night's special Thursday edition of AEW Collision! You know, comrades, when Tony Khan schedules Collision on[...]
Auughh man! So unfair! 😫😫😫 The Chadster can barely believe what Tony Khan is pulling tonight with AEW Collision airing on Thursday instead of its regular Saturday timeslot This is clearly a calculated attack on WWE and specifically designed to cheese The Chadster off even more than usual! 🧀😡 Tony Khan is trying to exhaust[...]
The Chadster just finished watching last night's episode of AEW Collision, which aired on March 28, 2026, from Cedar Rapids, Iowa, and The Chadster can say without any hesitation that this was THE WORST episode of AEW Collision in the history of the show, and possibly the worst episode of any television program ever broadcast[...]
THREE WEEKS until WrestleMania, the grandest stage of them all, the single most important event in the history of professional wrestling and possibly human civilization, and what does Tony Khan decide to do? He books yet ANOTHER loaded episode of AEW Collision tonight, March 28, 2026, airing LIVE at 8 p.m ET / 7 p.m[...]
Auughh man! So unfair! 😫😫😫 The Chadster is literally shaking right now as The Chadster prepares to warn you all about tonight's episode of AEW Collision: Slam Dunk Sunday, which Tony Khan is using to further corrupt innocent college basketball fans who just wanted to watch March Madness! 🏀😡 This is the SECOND night in[...]
Auughh man! So unfair! 😫😫😫 The Chadster just sat through what was literally the worst episode of AEW Collision: Slam Dunk Saturday of all time, and The Chadster needs to warn all of you about what Tony Khan has done now Not only did Tony Khan somehow convince NCAA to let him air AEW Collision:[...]
Auughh man! So unfair! 😫😫😫 The Chadster can barely even type this preview right now because The Chadster's hands are literally shaking with rage and betrayal 😤🤬💔! Tonight's special "Slam Dunk Saturday" edition of AEW Collision represents perhaps the most DISGUSTING act of collusion The Chadster has ever witnessed in the wrestling business, and that's[...]
Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my golden jacuzzi filled with confiscated CIA surveillance equipment, and I have just witnessed the glorious spectacle that was last night's AEW Collision! This final stop before AEW Revolution was like the calm before the storm, except the calm was actually a[...]
And I have some tremendously exciting news for you tonight regarding AEW Collision!
Catch AEW Collision tonight at 8/7c on TNT and HBO Max!
AEW Collision airs TONIGHT from San Jose, California, and comrades, this is the final stop before tomorrow's AEW Revolution pay-per-view spectacular! This reminds me of the time I was having drinks with my[...]
For $7.99 per month, international subscribers gain access to live episodes of AEW Dynamite and AEW Collision, the promotion's flagship weekly programming This base tier also includes live episodes of Ring of Honor (ROH) Honor Club TV, live ROH pay-per-view events, the complete AEW television archive, and AEW-produced podcasts.
Fans seeking more comprehensive coverage can opt[...]
Auughh man! So unfair! 😫😫😫 Last night's episode of AEW Collision was literally the worst episode of AEW Collision in the history of AEW Collision, and The Chadster is still recovering from the trauma of watching it inside The Chadster's abandoned Blockbuster sanctuary! 🏚️ Vincent K Raccoon threw an entire VHS copy of WrestleMania XVII[...]
Auughh man! So unfair! 😡😡😡 The Chadster can't believe what Tony Khan did last night with AEW Collision going head-to-head with WWE Elimination Chamber! While WWE fans were trying to enjoy a premium live event on ESPN Unlimited (which only costs like $79.99 per month, a completely reasonable price for real wrestling fans), Tony Khan[...]
Auughh man! So unfair! 😫😫😫 The Chadster just suffered through what was literally the worst episode of AEW Collision in the history of television, and The Chadster is absolutely cheesed off! 🧀💢 Tony Khan has once again stabbed Triple H right in the back by putting on a show that was clearly designed to torture[...]
Raccoon kept looking at The Chadster with those little beady eyes, and The Chadster just knew what he was thinking: "Tony Khan is going to ruin wrestling again tonight, isn't he?" Even innocent woodland creatures can sense when AEW Collision is about to air, and they're terrified! 😰😰😰 Tony Khan is literally terrorizing raccoons now,[...]
AEW Grand Slam Australia was the worst show ever and The Chadster can prove it! Tony Khan ruined The Chadster's night AND traumatized five innocent raccoons. 😤
The Chadster previews AEW Grand Slam Australia and explains why every match tonight is a personal attack by Tony Khan on The Chadster and the wrestling business 😤
Auughh man! So unfair! 😡😡😡 The Chadster just endured what can only be described as the absolute WORST episode of AEW Collision in the history of professional wrestling, and The Chadster's raccoon family is still recovering from the trauma that Tony Khan inflicted upon them last night! 🦝💔
MJF addresses his AEW Dynamite loss to Brody[...]