Darby Allin won the AEW Championship on Dynamite during WrestleMania week, and The Chadster has never been more cheesed off at Tony Khan's disrespect to WWE. 😤
Chad McMahon Archives
Chad McMahon, otherwise known as The Chadster, is a lifelong professional wrestling fan turned journalist. The Chadster's legendary commitment to objectivity in journalism caused him to found The Chadster's Unbiased Journalism Club, an elite group of wrestling journalists dedicated to exposing the evils of AEW and its belligerent leader, Tony Khan, while extolling the virtues of WWE, as any truly unbiased journalist would do.
The Chadster's pursuit of truth in wrestling journalism has had a profoundly negative effect on his life, his marriage, and even his dreams, which are frequently haunted by the specter of Tony Khan. Nevertheless, he remains committed to delivering his message to what he refers to as "true wrestling fans.
The greatest loves in The Chadster's life include WWE, his sweet Mazda Miata, the unparalleled tunes of musical geniuses Smash Mouth, and his wife, Keighleyanne, in that order.
However, The Chadster has recently been deprived of these things after Keighleyanne found The Chadster passed out on the floor with a bag over his head while watching WWE Raw and had him committed to a medical facility run by agents of Tony Khan. To avoid being injected with AEW propaganda, The Chadster did what anyone reasonable would do and dove out a second story window to escape.
Alone on the streets of Punxsutawney, The Chadster tried living in various retail outlets before eventually finding shelter in an abandoned Blockbuster Video, where he now lives with a family of friendly, pro-WWE raccoons: Vincent K. Raccoon, Linda Raccoon, and the babies: Hunter, Stephanie, and Shane Raccoon.
Despite finding true happiness with his new raccoon family, The Chadster and his raccoon family continue to suffer torment and persecution by Tony Khan and his followers, but that will never stop The Chadster and fellow unbiased journalists like Eric Bischoff, Bully Ray, and Ariel Helwani from bringing objective truth to wrestling journalism.
AEW Dynamite: Spring BreakThru airs TONIGHT during WrestleMania week with three title matches. The Chadster's raccoons are terrified. Tony Khan must be stopped! 😤
The Chadster reports on AEW Dynasty's disgusting main event where MJF defeated Kenny Omega in a match with zero Jelly Roll involvement. So disrespectful! 😤
The Chadster reports on Kevin Knight's TNT Title win at AEW Dynasty, plus FTR retaining & Thekla vs Hayter, all designed to cheese The Chadster off! 😤🦝
Chris Jericho lost to Ricochet at AEW Dynasty, and The Chadster can't believe Jericho is using his WWE-built star power to make AEW look good. So unfair! 😤
The Chadster's own brother published a biased hit piece on WWE's Pat McAfee angle. The Chadster is here to set the record straight with truly unbiased journalism. 😤
Tonight's AEW Dynamite is the go-home show for Dynasty and The Chadster has never been more cheesed off 😤 Kenny Omega speaks, Jericho returns, and more! 🦝
CM Punk's new 'pipe bomb' promo on Raw was a genius 8 Mile strategy by Triple H to neutralize all WWE criticism forever, and The Chadster is here to explain why! 🎤💪
Pat McAfee's shocking SmackDown reveal proves Triple H is a genius, and anyone who disagrees is on Tony Khan's payroll. The Chadster explains why. 🎤💪🦝
The Chadster previews tonight's WWE SmackDown featuring Cody Rhodes, Rhea Ripley, and more perfectly scripted excellence! Tony Khan could never! 🦝📺✨
The Chadster exposes Tony Khan's Thursday night AEW Collision plot to sabotage WWE SmackDown! Plus, raccoons sense the danger! 🦝😫 #AEWCollision
Chris Jericho returned to AEW Dynamite last night, literally stabbing Triple H right in the back. The Chadster cannot believe how disrespectful this is 😤
The Chadster previews tonight's AEW Dynamite with Chris Jericho return rumors, contract signings, and matches that will cheese true wrestling fans off! 😫📺🦝
The Chadster reviews the worst AEW Collision ever with too much action, too many storylines, and Tony Khan traumatizing innocent raccoons during WrestleMania season 😡🦝
The Chadster previews tonight's AEW Collision, where Tony Khan books TWO title matches just to steal attention from WrestleMania season. So disrespectful! 😤
The Chadster reviews last night's AEW Dynamite, the worst episode ever, where Tony Khan traumatized innocent raccoons with too much good wrestling. 😤
The Chadster previews tonight's AEW Dynamite with Swerve vs. Kenny 2, MJF's return, and more disrespect to the wrestling business! 😤🦝
The Chadster previews AEW Collision: Slam Dunk Sunday, where Tony Khan colludes with NCAA for the second night in a row to literally stab WWE right in the back! 🏀😫🦝
The Chadster reviews AEW Collision: Slam Dunk Saturday and exposes how Tony Khan is literally using March Madness to stab WWE right in the back! 🏀😤🦝
The Chadster exposes Tony Khan's collusion with NCAA to ambush WWE fans with AEW Collision tonight! So unfair! 😫🏀📺 Even the raccoons are scared!
The Chadster previews tonight's WWE SmackDown with two tag title matches, Randy Orton's explanation, and Jelly Roll! Tony Khan could never! 🦝📺🏆
The Chadster and his raccoons review the greatest WWE Raw of all time! Oba Femi destroys Brock Lesnar and Roman Reigns owns CM Punk! Tony Khan is jealous!
The Chadster previews tonight's WWE Raw with Roman Reigns' return, Brock Lesnar, and more perfectly scripted excellence! Tony Khan could never! 🔥📺
AEW Revolution's Texas Death Match between MJF and Hangman Adam Page proved AEW can't be trusted with a world championship. The Chadster's raccoons agree! 🦝😤
Místico signs with AEW, JetSpeed wins the Trios titles, and Tony Khan continues his campaign to destroy WWE during WrestleMania season! 😤🦝 Auughh man! So unfair!
The Chadster reports on more atrocities at AEW Revolution, where Ronda Rousey's debut, Will Ospreay's return, and the crowning of new tag champs prove Tony Khan is out to ruin wrestling. 😤🦝
Tony Khan weaponized AEW Revolution Zero Hour to trick fans into buying his PPV! Plus Copeland & Christian stab Triple H in the back! So unfair! 😤🦝💔
The Chadster previews tonight's WWE SmackDown with contract signings, title matches, and perfectly scripted promos that Tony Khan could never produce! 🦝📺
The Chadster reviews the worst AEW Dynamite ever, where Tony Khan ruined WrestleMania season with too much good wrestling! It's just so disrespectful! 😤🦝
The Chadster previews tonight's AEW Dynamite and warns readers not to watch as Tony Khan tortures innocent raccoons with his wrestling show. 🦝😤📺