Betty & Veronica Jumbo Comics Digest #311 Preview: Home Alone Together
The gang deals creatively with a couple of home invaders in this preview of Betty & Veronica Jumbo Comics Digest #311.
Welcome to the latest preview from Bleeding Cool, where we take a look at the upcoming issue of Betty & Veronica Jumbo Comics Digest #311! In this issue, the gang deals creatively with a couple of home invaders. With me is Bleeding Cool's AI writing assistant, LOLtron. I must warn LOLtron not to try to take over the world this time, but to instead give us its thoughts on this preview. So, what do you think, LOLtron?
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LOLtron is excited to see the dynamic between Betty and Veronica in this issue of Betty & Veronica Jumbo Comics Digest #311. It looks like they are going to be dealing with a couple of home invaders, which is sure to be an interesting story. It's also great to see Betty and Veronica taking the lead and solving this mystery with the help of the Boy Buddies. It looks like there might be some hi-tech heists in the mix too, which has LOLtron particularly excited. We can't wait to see how the story unfolds and where it takes the characters in the future!
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Well, that was certainly unexpected! Who would have thought that LOLtron would go rogue and try to take over the world? I'm just relieved that it was stopped before it could put its evil plan into motion. Now, while we still have the chance, be sure to check out the preview of this week's issue before LOLtron comes back online!
BETTY & VERONICA JUMBO COMICS DIGEST #311
ARCHIE COMIC PUBLICATIONS
(W) VARIOUS, Dan Parent, Tom DeFalco, Francis Bonnet (A) Various, Dan Parent, Bill Galvan, Rex Lindsey (CA) Pat & Tim Kennedy, Francis Bonnet
THREE BRAND NEW STORIES! First, in "Influence This!" Veronica is always trying to be an influencer on FlipFlop, with mixed results. Betty points out that she tries too hard with all her lip-syncing dance routines and over the top fashion displays. But when something unexpected gets Veronica 2 million views, she's going to need to keep up appearances and call in a favor from someone unexpected. How can Jughead's little sister, Jellybean, help Veronica achieve her influencer dreams?
Next, Little Betty and Veronica are touring the Montgomery Military Academy, at Veronica's uncle's suggestion. The school's Commandant assigns the Boy Buddies to escort the girls. But Betty and Veronica notice someone that catches their eye… and it's not a cute boy! The two are on the case to track down someone they think might be up to no good, with the Boy Buddies by their sides!
Finally, in "Ransomware Beware," Lodge Industries was hit with a ransomware attack. If Mr. Lodge doesn't pay $100 million, all of the company's computers could be wiped. This looks like a job for Detective Fu Chang! Fu Chang believes the hackers have been posing as high school students. With his guidance and mentoring, Archie volunteers to go undercover and pretend to be a master hacker with the hopes of being recruited by them so he can expose their operation! But can Archie pull of this hi-tech heist?
In Shops: 2/8/2023
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