Rocket Raccoon 'I Bite' Pants Sighted In Wilds Of Midwest

Our trusty toy-collecting reporter Christopher Smith made an unusual discovery at Meijer, a Midwestern grocery/sundry goods chain.


He says:

I expect to see these on many a disheveled SDCC attendee while enjoying hotel continental breakfast…

Like myself, Chris? It could happen.  Anyway, I think the tagline "I Bite" is pretty edgy and odd, but why not? I also notice that a lot of early promo for Guardians of the Galaxy gave me the impression that red was going to be a dominant thematic color in marketing things, but it's clearly going to be blue/purple/gold based on these and also on the toy packaging I found yesterday.

Thanks Chris! You didn't tell us: did you buy them?? And readers, if you find any other strange Guardians products out there, feel free to send in images, your name, and where you got them. You can use the contact form on the front page to do so.

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About Hannah Means Shannon

Editor-in-Chief at Bleeding Cool. Independent comics scholar and former English Professor. Writing books on magic in the works of Alan Moore and the early works of Neil Gaiman.
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