Impact Genesis Results: Jazz vs. Jordynne Grace

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, bringing you the latest results from Impact Wrestling's Genesis special. This should be my final match of the night, and if so, I want you all to know that El Presidente enjoyed spending this time with you, talking about Impact Wrestling. Except you. And you. And maybe you. Expect a visit from my secret police in the middle of the night tonight so you can be reeducated. But until then, let's appreciate the time we get to spend together as we recap one of the final matches of the night.

But first, some capitalist pigs have asked that I provide you with this paragraph of keyword-rich SEO-optimized text about Impact Genesis, and, secure in the knowledge that they will one day die like dogs, I will comply for now:

Impact Wrestling's first Impact Plus special of 2021, Genesis, emanates from Skyway Studios in Nashville, TN on Saturday, January 9th. With the Hard to Kill PPV only a week away, Genesis is focused primarily on the return of the Super X Cup tournament, which will take place entirely during the show. The tournament's brackets pit Ace Austin against Suicide, Daivari vs. Cousin Jake, Crazzy Steve vs. Trey Lamar, and KC Navarro vs. Blake Christian in the opening round, while the semi-finals and final will take place later in the night. In addition, Genesis features an I Quit match between Moose and Willie Mack that will, hopefully, settle the pair's differences once and for all. Finally, in the last advertised match of the show, Jazz delays her retirement one more time for a one-on-one match with Jordynne Grace. Of course, it would be surprising if there weren't at least a few developments in the matchups planned for Hard to Kill on tonight's show.

Match graphic for Jazz vs. Jordynne Grace at Impact Genesis
Match graphic for Jazz vs. Jordynne Grace at Impact Genesis

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Gia Miller interviews Jazz about her match with Jordynne Grace. Jazz reiterates that she was on the verge of retiring when Grace brought her back for a run at the tag team  titles. Now she's facing her partner in that tournament, Jordynne Grace, one on one. "The bitch is back," she says.

Jazz vs. Jordynne Grace

These two bump elbows to kick off the match with a show of respect.  They put on an incredible match, but El Presidente has mixed feelings. On the one hand, I appreciate their hard-hitting style of wrestling that bridges the gap between generations. On the other hand, interrupting someone's retirement goes against my socialist principles. Grace gets the win amidst a series of pinning combos.

Winner: Jordynne Grace

They hug after the match. If this really is Jazz's last match, or one of her last matches, she ended her career on a high note. And she went out putting over a star of today too. Good for her, thinking of the good of the people over herself.

Bleeding Cool's live coverage of Impact Genesis continues, amigos, but sadly it will not be El Presidente to walk you through the penultimate match, but rather a walking human turd that calls himself Chad McMahon. Check back soon for the next match.


This post is part of a multi-part series: Impact Genesis 2020 Live Results.

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After a successful fourteen-year career as a South American dictator, El Presidente faked his own death in 2013 in order to pursue his two true passions: rigging American elections for Joe Biden, and wrestling dirt sheet reporting. Since opportunities to rig the election for Joe Biden were few and far between until recently, El Presidente mostly focused on the wrestling dirt sheet reporting, where he became one of the best in the business. Unfortunately, the American CIA sabotaged his 1-900 hotline, the pinnacle of his country's wrestling news technology, and imperialist hacks like Meltzer, Johnson, Sapp, and Satin took all the credit on their stupid websites. Finally, El Presidente has found a way to break into the American market by becoming a Bleeding Cool contributor, so get ready for the spread of great wrestling news and socialism, comrades!