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South Park S28E05: "The Crap Out" Preview: Looks Like Satan's Due!
Is it too late for a Christmas miracle? Check out our preview for tonight's episode of Comedy Central's South Park, S28E05: "The Crap Out."
Article Summary
- South Park S28E05 "The Crap Out" teases Satan's due date and a potential Christmas miracle gone wrong.
- Peter Thiel, Pete Hegseth, and "Santa Trump" could stir up chaos in the upcoming South Park season finale.
- Episode 4, "Turkey Trot," tackled Saudi sponsorship, Cartman's antics, and a militarized showdown.
- Guest cameos, social media wars, and town-wide madness set the stage for a wild season conclusion.
It looks like this is the big one, folks. In Trey Parker and Matt Stone's South Park S28E05: "The Crap Out," Satan has reached his due date – but will it take a Christmas miracle for the Antichrist to be delivered on time? Do we actually want that to happen? How do Peter Thiel and Pete Hegseth play into this? Where's Jesus? Why are "Santa Trump" and "JD the Elf" in South Park? We've got a ton of questions that we hope we get answers to tonight. With that in mind, we've got the teaser waiting for you above, followed by a look at the two images officially released for what will most likely be the Season 28 finale and a look back at our real-time thoughts on S28E04: "Turkey Trot" waiting for you below:
South Park Season 28 Episode 4: "Turkey Trot" Real-Time Thoughts
It looks like Parker & Stone are taking on genetically jacked-up food. Reminds us of something…
Mayor McDaniels admits that South Park can't get sponsorship for the annual Turkey Trot because the town has fallen on hard times – so it's time for Saudi Arabia sponsorship, with a $5000 cash prize!
FYI: Mr. Mackey is now a janitor.
Cartman is "an expert in race science." Uh-oh. Cartman's proof of being a "race expert" is trying to get Token on the team because he's Black, and Cartman assumes that means he must be fast.
Chief Harris won't turn over Peter Thiel, so Pete Hegseth and the "Department of War" demand that he be turned over.
"Now get your little bitch-ass outta my town": Chief Harris literally kicks Hegseth out of the building.
Okay, that Pete Hegseth infomerical was pretty great. Unfortunately for Pete, Donald Trump isn't happy, but he's giving Pete all of the military might he needs to push back on South Park.
Trump sending the military into an innocent town… feels like we've seen this before…
TURKEY TROT DAY!!!! Cartman loses his shit when he learns that Token pulled out over Saudi Arabia sponsoring the race.
One person's Turkey Trot is another person's… Antifa insurrection?!?
Cartman's defence of Saudi Arabian investments in the U.S. as a way of making society more progressive was exactly the broken logic you would expect.
Pete Hegseth's obsession with his social media numbers was a perfect running joke. Pete's waging a "content war" on South Park.
UH-OH! Kristi Noem is trying to steal Pete's social media thunder, and he's not having any of it!
PROGRAMMING UPDATE: A new episode of South Park hits Comedy Central on December 10th.
Pete tear-gassed the runners, so there's no route to the finish line right now.
Not gonna lie. Watching Pete beating up South Park citizens was pissing me off.
Of course, Token somehow crosses the finish line first, and Cartman gets his win.
We're getting an interesting take on Chief Harris… and I'm not liking that threat against South Park at the end.
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