Posts by Jude Terror

About Jude Terror

A prophecy once said that in the comic book industry's darkest days, a hero would come to lead the people through a plague of overpriced floppies, incentive variant covers, #1 issue reboots, and super-mega-crossover events.

Sadly, that prophecy was wrong. Oh, Jude Terror was right. For ten years. About everything. But nobody listened. And so, Jude Terror has moved on to a more important mission: turning Bleeding Cool into a pro wrestling dirt sheet!

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Taya Valkyrie Apparently Exits Impact Wrestling Is She WWE Bound

Taya Valkyrie Apparently Exits Impact Wrestling; Is She WWE Bound?

On tonight's episode of Impact Wrestling, a segment involving Taya Valkyrie seemingly confirmed rumors the former Knockouts Champion is done with the company and likely heading to WWE. Valkyrie was outed on tonight's episode of Impact as the mastermind behind the shooting of her manager, John E. Bravo, last year. As a result, Valkyrie was […]

AEWs Matt Hardy and Private Party Invade Impact Wrestling

AEW's Matt Hardy and Private Party Invade Impact Wrestling

Matt Hardy and Private Party are the latest AEW stars to appear on Impact Wrestling as part of an intercompany crossover. Hardy and Private Party showed up to interrupt a dispute between Impact Tag Team Champions The Good Brothers and the team of Chris Sabin and James Storm, who were in the middle of laying […]

Dave Bautista Responds to Mike Pence: You Started a Civil War

Dave Bautista Responds to Mike Pence: You Started a Civil War

Former WWE wrestler turned Hollywood megastar Dave Bautista took aim at Vice President Mike Pence this week. Bautista has long feuded with Pence's boss and Bautista's fellow WWE Hall-of-Famer, President Donald Trump, but The Animal occasionally turns his attention toward Trump's allies, such as Pence or Senators Lindsay Graham, Ted Cruz, and Mitch McConnell. In […]

Kevin Nash Demands Details on Security for Joe Bidens Inauguration

Kevin Nash Demands Details on Security for Joe Biden's Inauguration

Joe Biden's inauguration as President of the United States is happening this week, and there are reportedly 25,000 troops expected to be in the capital to guard the event from additional acts of violence by unhinged Trump supporters and white supremacist militias such as the January 6th insurrection encouraged by President Donald Trump himself. It's […]

Raw Recap: Is Alexa Bliss a Better Fiend Than The Fiend Himself

Raw Recap: Is Alexa Bliss a Better Fiend Than The Fiend Himself?

There are two weeks to go until the Royal Rumble. The WWE Champion is home sick with COVID. He's wrestling a part-timer who isn't there every week. Things are already going great heading into tonight's episode of WWE Monday Night Raw. I'm Jude Terror, and I'll tell you everything that happened, so you don't have […]

Dave Bautista Weighs in on Whether Donald Trump is Like Jesus Christ

Dave Bautista Weighs in on Whether Donald Trump is Like Jesus Christ

Guardians of the Galaxy star Dave Bautista is known more for his acting chops and skills in the wrestling ring than is for his mastery of theology, but that hasn't stopped The Animal from weighing in on one of the most important theological questions of our time: is Donald Trump Jesus? The answer, according to […]

Marvel Graciously Waits One Issue Before Crossover in SWORD #2 [XH]

Marvel Graciously Waits One Issue Before Crossover in SWORD #2 [XH]

Happy MLK Day, everyone! Marvel put out three X-books last week, and we're gonna recap them as usual. Like Dr. King, I too have a dream– a dream that Marvel will one day give Chris Claremont an ongoing series. That dream has yet to come true, but they did put out a Chris Claremont Anniversary […]

Emma Frost Reveals Sebastian Shaw Cuckspiracy in Marauders #17 [XH]

Emma Frost Reveals Sebastian Shaw Cuckspiracy in Marauders #17 [XH]

Happy MLK Day, everyone! Marvel put out three X-books last week, and we're gonna recap them as usual. Like Dr. King, I too have a dream– a dream that Marvel will one day give Chris Claremont an ongoing series. That dream has yet to come true, but they did put out a Chris Claremont Anniversary […]

Marvel Celebrates Chris Claremont (But Not With an Ongoing) [XH]

Marvel Celebrates Chris Claremont (But Not With an Ongoing) [XH]

Happy MLK Day, everyone! Marvel put out three X-books last week, and we're gonna recap them as usual. Like Dr. King, I too have a dream– a dream that Marvel will one day give Chris Claremont an ongoing series. That dream has yet to come true, but they did put out a Chris Claremont Anniversary […]

BC Mailbag: Dave Bautista and the Manatee-Mutilating MAGATs Edition

BC Mailbag: Dave Bautista and the Manatee-Mutilating MAGATs Edition

Ever have a clickbait article trend on the front page of Reddit before? If not, you are missing out. Your pal Jude Terror gets some pretty good hatemail all the time, but after that story about Dave Bautista offering a $20,000 reward for information leading to the arrest and conviction of the MAGAT or MAGATs […]

Dave Bautista Hits Back at Marjorie Taylor Greene Over Impeachment

Dave Bautista Hits Back at Marjorie Taylor Greene Over Impeachment

Former WWE wrestler turned Hollywood megastar turned animal rights activist Dave Bautista hit back at Republican rising star and QAnon-supporting wackjob Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene after Greene announced she would file articles of impeachment against Bautista's ally, President-elect Joe Biden. Bautista has long been involved in a feud with Greene's spiritual leader, WWE Hall-of-Famer President […]

Hard to Kill Results &#8211 Callihan vs. Edwards Barbed Wire Massacre

Hard to Kill Results – Callihan vs. Edwards Barbed Wire Massacre

It all comes down to this. Welcome to Bleeding Cool's live coverage of Impact Wrestling's Hard to Kill PPV. I'm Jude Terror, and I just want to say, regardless of what my stupid colleague "Chadster" says, lots of people, including myself, believe in El Presidente. And I hope he's doing okay and finds great success […]

Hard to Kill Results &#8211 X-Division Championship Triple Threat

Hard to Kill Results – X-Division Championship Triple Threat

Impact Wrestling's Hard to Kill PPV continues, as does Bleeding Cool's live coverage of the show. I'm Jude Terror, batting cleanup in the coverage lineup tonight. We're more halfway through the show now, and we just got a bonus match. Good to see Matt Cardona in Impact. Poor guy, making two debuts now without any […]

Hard to Kill Results &#8211 Whats Jack Snyder Doing in the Impact Zone

Hard to Kill Results – What's Jack Snyder Doing in the Impact Zone?!

Howdy folks! The Chadster here! And The Chadster is so, so sorry that you've had to put up with Jude Terror and El Presidente here in Bleeding Cool's live coverage of Impact Wrestling's Hard to Kill PPV. If The Chadster ran things around here, both of them would be banned from the internet and you […]

Hard to Kill Results &#8211 Old School Rules 6-Man Match

Hard to Kill Results – Old School Rules 6-Man Match

With the pre-show in the record books and the opening match done, Impact Wrestling's Hard to Kill PPV is in full swing, as is Bleeding Cool's live coverage of the show. I'm Jude Terror, batting cleanup in the coverage lineup tonight, and don't think I didn't see you talking trash, "Chadster." Let me tell you […]

Dave Bautista Accuses President Donald Trump of Yoga Farts

Dave Bautista Accuses President Donald Trump of Yoga Farts

Former WWE wrestlers turned Hollywood megastar Dave Bautista has long feuded with fellow WWE Hall-of-Famer President Donald Trump. It appears as though The Animal has won his feud, with Trump voted out of office, banned from Twitter, and soon to be impeached for a second time. But Bautista hasn't let up, and his latest attack […]

Broken Clock is Right: Corey Graves Says Rock Band Rush Sucks

Broken Clock is Right: Corey Graves Says Rock Band Rush "Sucks"

It's not often that ol' Jude Terror agrees with something said by WWE's resident hipster, Corey Graves, but that Bobby the Brain Heenan wannabe actually made some sense this weekend when he said what we've been saying for years about Canadian rock band Rush: they suck.  Graves took to Twitter to reveal his opinion, which […]

Matches Set for Next Weeks Raw Smackdown Royal Rumble PPV

Matches Set for Next Week's Raw, Smackdown, Royal Rumble PPV

On Smackdown last night, WWE revealed a major change to the upcoming Royal Rumble PPV. Instead of Scrap Daddy Adam Pearce taking on Roman Reigns in the main event of the upcoming PPV, it will be Kevin Owens who faces Reigns in a Last Man Standing match for the Universal Championship. Owens replaced Pearce after […]

Smackdown Recap: Adam Pearce Beats Roman Reigns in Battle of Wits

Smackdown Recap: Adam Pearce Beats Roman Reigns in Battle of Wits

Welcome to The Shovel. I'm Jude Terror, feeling refreshed after El Presidente and The Chadster took over recapping the shows on Wednesday. Phew, what a relief! Now I'll be in top form to make fun of Smackdown, so let's get right to it! WWE Smackdown Recap – January 15th, 2020 Smackdown begins with a video […]

Impact Makes Last Minute Change to Hard to Kill Main Event

Impact Makes Last Minute Change to Hard to Kill Main Event

One day before the event, Impact Wrestling has made a major change to the main event of the Hard to Kill PPV. Moose will replace Alex Shelley in the main event that was originally set to be Impact World Champion Rich Swann and the Motor City Machine Guns vs. AEW World Champion Kenny Omega and […]