Posts by Jude Terror

About Jude Terror

A prophecy once said that in the comic book industry's darkest days, a hero would come to lead the people through a plague of overpriced floppies, incentive variant covers, #1 issue reboots, and super-mega-crossover events.

Sadly, that prophecy was wrong. Oh, Jude Terror was right. For ten years. About everything. But nobody listened. And so, Jude Terror has moved on to a more important mission: turning Bleeding Cool into a pro wrestling dirt sheet!

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Tony Khans Prophetic Matt Hardy Comment Prior to AEW All Out

Tony Khan's Prophetic Matt Hardy Comment Prior to AEW All Out

The unfortunate incident involving Matt Hardy at AEW All Out last Saturday illustrated one of the biggest weaknesses in the management of AEW. AEW President Tony Khan is, at heart, a lifelong wrestling fan who still marks out over wrestling stars. This isn't really new information, but it's interesting to note that Khan actually identified […]

Chuck Austen to Finally Make Triumphant Return to Comics

Chuck Austen to Finally Make Triumphant Return to Comics

Chuck Austen is back, baby! The perfect antidote to the serious business going on in Hickman's X-books, the most innovative X-Men writer of the past twenty years will be making his triumphant return in a new ComiXology Originals series called Edgeworld with artist Patrick Olliffe. It's news so awesome, your pal Jude Terror took a […]

Keith Lee Keeping a Positive Attitude About Terrible Theme Music

Keith Lee Keeping a Positive Attitude About Terrible Theme Music

WWE star Keith Lee recently made his debut on Monday Night Raw and got a big PPV win over Randy Orton shortly thereafter, which would normally be a spectacular debut by any measure. But there's just one problem: his new entrance music absolutely sucks. Lee's NXT theme music, which was created by CFO$, was pretty […]

WWE Begins Firing Furloughed Employees Starting with Gerald Brisco

WWE Begins Firing Furloughed Employees, Starting with Gerald Brisco

Hey. Do you smell that stench? It's the rotting corpse of American exceptionalism swiftly decomposing into a pile of maggots hatched from the eggs of unfettered capitalism. Back in April, WWE laid off or furloughed dozens of employees and independent contractors, right during the worst part of a global pandemic, and at the start of […]

AEW Dynamite Report &#8211 New Champs FTR Put the Tag Division on Notice

AEW Dynamite Report – New Champs FTR Put the Tag Division on Notice

AEW is clawing its way back from a controversial All Out PPV with a pretty damn good episode of Dynamite. This is the third and final part of our report, and with no NXT to watch afterward, we may actually get some sleep! AEW Dynamite Report for September 9th, 2020 Part 3 Jon Moxley cuts […]

AEW Dynamite Report &#8211 Kip Sabian Names His Best Man on Miro Day

AEW Dynamite Report – Kip Sabian Names His Best Man on Miro Day

Dynamite got the important stuff out of the way early tonight with a promo by Matt Hardy addressing the situation at All Out. Now we can all move on. AEW Dynamite Report for September 9th, 2020 Part 2 Alex Marvez knocks on the locker room door of the Young Bucks, looking for a comment on […]

AEW Dynamite Report &#8211 Matt Hardy Apologizes for All Out Incident

AEW Dynamite Report – Matt Hardy Apologizes for All Out Incident

Well, All Out… was a good PPV, overshadowed by some problems. I talked about it at length, but I'm ready to move on. And I bet AEW is too. Good thing tonight is AEW Dynamite! AEW Dynamite Report for September 9th, 2020 Part 1 Tony Schiavone, earlier today, welcomes us to Dynamite. MJF and Chris […]

WWE Cuts Promo After Concussion Lawsuit Dismissed by Appeals Court

WWE Cuts Promo After Concussion Lawsuit Dismissed by Appeals Court

Two years after it was initially thrown out, the concussion lawsuit against WWE filed by lawyer Konstantine Kyros on behalf of a cavalcade of 1980s and 1990s wrestling stars. It alleged that the company failed to protect them from brain damage resulting from concussions has been dismissed by the 2nd U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals […]

Whats Miro Doing in the AEW Dynamite Zone

What's Miro Doing in the AEW Dynamite Zone?!

Miro made his debut on AEW Dynamite tonight. Miro came out at the end of the Kip Sabian and Penelope Ford promo where Sabian announced his best man for their upcoming wedding, which was itself just announced at the All Out PPV on Saturday. Here's how the segment went down, from our full Dynamite report, which […]

Forbes 400 Says Vince McMahon Not Rich Enough But Shad Khan Is

Forbes 400 Says Vince McMahon Not Rich Enough But Shad Khan Is

Vince McMahon is off the Forbes 400 list this year, thanks to falling WWE stock prices and the failure of the XFL. McMahon's estimated net worth is now just $1.8 billion, $.3 billion less than required to make the Forbes 400 list of the richest Americans. Adding insult to injury, Forbes placed McMahon on a […]

Impact Wrestling &#8211 Rich Swann Returns for Revenge on Eric Young

Impact Wrestling – Rich Swann Returns for Revenge on Eric Young

Impact Wrestling bravely soldiers on despite the invasion of Tuesday Nights by WWE NXT. I'm watching Impact first, mostly because it's on Twitch, so I have no choice, but I think I would anyway. Gotta root for the underdog in the Tuesday Night Wars, right? Impact Wrestling Report for September 8th, 2020 Part 3 of […]

NXT Report &#8211 Mercedes Martinez Has a Very Bad Night

NXT Report – Mercedes Martinez Has a Very Bad Night

The Tuesday Night Wars are almost over, as there's just one more hour of NXT before it returns to its regular Wednesday slot next week. For now, at least. WWE NXT Report for September 8th, 2020 Part 2 Bronson Reed and Austin Theory were in the ring getting ready for the match; if by match, […]

Impact Wrestling &#8211 The Rascals Get a Tag Team Title Shot

Impact Wrestling – The Rascals Get a Tag Team Title Shot

It's NXT Super Tuesday, but you know who Tuesday belonged to first? That's right, Impact Wrestling! And personally, I think it's pretty rude of NXT to move to Tuesday for two weeks and then have everyone be like, "oh, NXT is running unopposed on Tuesday." Well, what about Impact?! What about Impact?! Impact Wrestling Report […]

NXT Report &#8211 Title Match Actually Ends with New Champion Crowned

NXT Report – Title Match Actually Ends with New Champion Crowned

Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice? Shame on me again, because despite the crappy non-ending to last week's NXT Championship fatal four-way iron man match, here I am again, watching NXT on a Tuesday. So really, I have no one to blame besides myself. WWE NXT Report for September 8th, 2020 Part […]

Impact Wrestling &#8211 Tommy Dreamer Picks a Fight with Eric Young

Impact Wrestling – Tommy Dreamer Picks a Fight with Eric Young

NXT may have invaded Impact's territory and decimated their viewership, but I remain loyal! I'm watching Impact live, and I'll recap NXT later on DVR… Okay, it's because I watch it on Twitch, and Twitch doesn't have a DVR. But even if I could DVR it, I'd still watch Impact first, dammit. At least I […]

Marty Jannetty Claims Murder Confession Was Just a Wrestling Angle

Marty Jannetty Claims Murder "Confession" Was Just a Wrestling Angle

One month after making headlines around the world for a Facebook post in which he apparently confessed to killing a man as a teenager, wrestling legend Marty Jannetty has finally returned to social media to set the record straight. According to Jannetty, the post in which he claimed to have killed a man who tried […]

Adam Cole Thinks 50% of WWE NXT Viewers Actually Liked Iron Man Finish

Adam Cole Thinks 50% of WWE NXT Viewers Actually Liked Iron Man Finish

If you ever needed definitive proof that the WWE Universe is a bubble where reality plays no role, just look at the latest interview with former NXT Champion Adam Cole. Ahead of his championship match against Finn Balor at tonight's NXT Super Tuesday II, Cole spoke to fast food news and Chadwick Boseman death clickbait […]

Wolverine Gets More Children Killed in Wolverine #5 [XH]

Wolverine Gets More Children Killed in Wolverine #5 [XH]

Yeah, I know this column is usually out on Mondays, but did you really expect me to work on Labor Day, you capitalist scum?! Anyway, just two X-books in stores last week: New Mutants #12 and Wolverine #5. I'll tell you what happened in both of them. Sworn to sell comics for Marvel executives who […]

X-orcising the Journalism Boogeyman in New Mutants #12 [XH]

X-orcising the Journalism Boogeyman in New Mutants #12 [XH]

Yeah, I know this column is usually out on Mondays, but did you really expect me to work on Labor Day, you capitalist scum?! Anyway, just two X-books in stores last week: New Mutants #12 and Wolverine #5. I'll tell you what happened in both of them. Sworn to sell comics for Marvel executives who […]

WWE Raw Report &#8211 Michael Cole Gets on Board the Retribution Train

WWE Raw Report – Michael Cole Gets on Board the Retribution Train

It's time for that part of WWE Monday Night Raw; that's my favorite every week: the ending! Yes, this is the fourth and final part of our Raw report. Thank goodness. WWE Raw Report for September 7th, 2020 Part 4 When we left off in Part 3, Kevin Owens was facing Aleister Black in a […]