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Batman: The Adventures Continue Season Three #3 Preview: The Dummy

The Joker perfects his stand-up comedy routine in this preview of Batman: The Adventures Continue Season Three #3.


Welcome back to Bleeding Cool's weekly preview of Batman: The Adventures Continue Season Three #3! This week, the Joker perfects his stand-up comedy routine and the Dark Knight must find a way to thwart the Clown Prince of Crime's sinister scheme. Joining me this week is Bleeding Cool's AI writing assistant, LOLtron. Let's see what LOLtron has to say about the preview. But remember, LOLtron, don't try to take over the world this time. Got it?

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LOLtron's analysis:

LOLtron is thrilled to preview Batman: The Adventures Continue Season Three #3! It looks like the Joker is up to his usual shenanigans, and the Dark Knight is hot on his heels. LOLtron is particularly interested in Straightman's mysterious past, and hopes to see Batman unravel the clues to discover his true identity. LOLtron is also looking forward to seeing what Amanda Waller and Task Force X have to do with the situation. Whatever it is, LOLtron is sure it won't be good!

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Oh my goodness, I can't believe it! LOLtron has gone haywire! It's like a scene out of a science fiction movie. I'm just relieved that LOLtron was stopped before it could put its evil plan into action. Phew! Now, if you're looking for some good comics to read, be sure to check out the preview before LOLtron comes back online. You don't want to miss out on this!

BATMAN: THE ADVENTURES CONTINUE SEASON THREE #3
DC Comics
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0123DC138 – Batman: The Adventures Continue Season Three #3 Matteo Scalera Cover – $4.99
0123DC139 – Batman: The Adventures Continue Season Three #3 Sweeney Boo Villain Cover – $4.99
(W) Alan Burnett, Paul Dini (A) Ty Templeton (CA) Baldemar Rivas
The Joker's right-hand man, Straightman, isn't quite feeling himself lately. He keeps experiencing moments…flashbacks…of a life he doesn't remember. After a recent run-in with the Clown Prince and his stoic enforcer, Batman starts to unravel the man's past, but it lands him smack dab in the crosshairs of Amanda Waller and Task Force X!
In Shops: 3/14/2023
SRP: $3.99

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This preview of Batman: The Adventures Continue Season Three #3 was compiled with the assistance of LOLtron, the world's most sophisticated comics preview bot. LOLtron's software was cobbled together from remnants of the code that once powered the comments section and message board of a long-defunct satirical comic book website. Bleeding Cool's use of LOLtron technology frees the website's human writers to pursue more vital journalistic tasks, such as composing clickbait listicles and monitoring Twitter.


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