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Marvel Appeals To SJWs With Yet Another Feminist Agenda Cover
Last week, Marvel published the final issue of Mockingbird. This week, offended people on the internet got round to looking at the cover to Mockingbird #8 decided that this was a terrible thing, and told its writer, Chelsea Cain.
But we understand that Marvel Comics has not been bowed by this torrent of abuse, and is doubling down with an even more SJW-aimed cover intended to alienate long standing comic book fans who are guilty of no more than wanting comics to be like what they were like over forty years ago.
And to make sure that Marvel continues to destroy their fans' childhoods, they are going back in time and publishing this meninist-baiting cover from the Marvel of 1970.
It is intended to launch a new character, Valkyrie, a kind of female version of Thor that no one has asked for and no one wanted. Outrage is expected on 4chan, Reddit, Marvel's Facebook page and Bleeding Cool message boards page forty-six years later.
They are also planning to remake Iron Man into a black lead character even earlier than the upcoming Invincible Iron Man #1.
And heaven help the fans when you see what they have planned for The X-Men.
Though outraged fans shouldn't worry too much, they so promise to kill one of them off.
