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There Is Life On Titan – And Starfox Has Already Tapped That

Today's announcements that scientists believe there is evidence for hydrogen breathing life forms on one of Saturn's moons, Titan, came as no surprise to the Eternal Eros, otherwise known as Starfox.

Them hydrogen breathers? Oh yeah, they know a good time when they see it coming. They're all over me like sardines on toast. They may not be the greatest lookers, basically we're talking a giant leech with tentacles, right? But man, what they can do with those tentacles.

The scientific journal Icarus reported that hydrogen gas flowing throughout the planet's atmosphere was disppearing when it reached the surface, which could indicate it was being breathed in my an unknown life form. The Journal of Geophysical Research, backed this up, concluding that there was lack of the chemical on the surface.

If it was still present, sunlight would have been expected to interact with chemicals in the atmosphere to produce acetylene gas. But probes did not detect any signs of it.

This has now received added credence after Starfox's expose, naked in bed with seven tentacled Titan slugs, appeared in another journal, The Weekly World News.

Starfox is currently detained in the fanboy court, where two hundred and thirty-eight fanboys and girls are debating as to whether his power of pheremone attraction constitutes rape or not.

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