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Thor Hammer For Sale That Actually… Works

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Thor Hammer For Sale That Actually… Works

Those plastic Legion Flight Rings won't let you leave the ground. The fibreglass Green Lantern Lantern bestows now power on the ring bearer. The Wolverine strap on claws can't cut a thing.

But this Thor hammer. This Mjlonir. Can… open bottles.

Coincidentally, I have a bottle of cider in the refridgerator awaiting opening. If I had a Thor hammer, I would so use it to open that bottle right now.

I want one. Diamond Select Toys PR people send me one before I am forced to use my own money.

Damn you.

It is however… a little on the small side.

Thor Hammer For Sale That Actually… Works

Perfect for… the Frog Of Thunder? But why would a frog open a bottle? The bemusement continues…

Thor Hammer For Sale That Actually… Works

Thanks to Art Asylum

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Rich JohnstonAbout Rich Johnston

Founder of Bleeding Cool. The longest-serving digital news reporter in the world, since 1992. Author of The Flying Friar, Holed Up, The Avengefuls, Doctor Who: Room With A Deja Vu, The Many Murders Of Miss Cranbourne, Chase Variant. Lives in South-West London, works from Blacks on Dean Street, shops at Piranha Comics. Father of two. Political cartoonist.
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