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When Harley Quinn Replaces A Dirty Sanchez With A Sloppy Aardvark (UPDATE)

Published Sun, 22 Dec 2013 17:00:57 -0600

by Rich Johnston

Last updated Mon, 23 Dec 2013 04:41:22 -0600

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Ales Kot had a rather reduced run on Suicide Squad, just four issues to relaunch the book before he was suddenly surplus to requirements. But he prefers his revenge served cold.

@ales_kot Now with 40% more made-up sex terms!

— Wil Moss (@Wil_Moss) December 22, 2013

@greglockard @Wil_Moss: Let's talk about this. It's time to disclose this to the public. — Ales Kot (@ales_kot) December 22, 2013

Suicide Squad #22: my script included Harley Quinn mentioning "Dirty Sanchez." For those of you who don't know: http://t.co/BUFaiCtchk — Ales Kot (@ales_kot) December 22, 2013

Now, someone higher up objected to the use of Dirty Sanchez. I mean, yes, I suspected that could happen. — Ales Kot (@ales_kot) December 22, 2013

Dear @Wil_Moss , being a wonderful creative human being / editor, came up with an idea. Why not create a new term? — Ales Kot (@ales_kot) December 22, 2013

And that's how the final version, "Sloppy Aardvark", came alive and found its way on the printed page. — Ales Kot (@ales_kot) December 22, 2013

Now, about a week ago, I decided to google "Sloppy Aardvark" — — Ales Kot (@ales_kot) December 22, 2013

— and this is really important, that issue of Suicide Squad #22 came out in July 2013 — — Ales Kot (@ales_kot) December 22, 2013

— and when I googled it, I discovered this: http://t.co/9HH2QDqcEL — Ales Kot (@ales_kot) December 22, 2013

1. sloppy aardvark During 69, a woman's nose penetrates a man's anus causing an involuntary bowel release. She took me all the way down, but when her nose touched my asshole I gave her a sloppy aardvark.

The entry is dated August 2013.

— Ales Kot (@ales_kot) December 22, 2013

I believe @Wil_Moss and I have created something special.

— Ales Kot (@ales_kot) December 22, 2013

Ales Kot joins a grand tradition that includes Neil Gaiman replacing the objected-to "fucking hell" in Books Of Magic with "felching heck" and Mark Millar's Green Lantern character Ares Bandet.

UPDATE: Kot writes to add "Let it be officially stated that this was — and is — no revenge plot. I give zero shits about revenge. Revenge is poison."

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