A.W.E.S.O.M.-O, a collectible that is fully-sculpted, and 6 inches of awesome design, for $59.99.
Here's what Kidrobot has to say:
"Technically known as A.W.E.S.O.M.-O 4000, hijinks ensue when Cartman does what Cartman does and acts like a choade Disguising himself to learn Butters' deepest secrets…"
A.W.E.S.O.M.-O even comes with a removable head that reveals the half-starved face of[...]