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AEW Rampage Preview and The Betrayal Coming From Inside the House

The Chadster exposes family betrayal, warns against AEW Rampage's lineup, and begs fans to skip Forbidden Door. Plus, another Tony Khan nightmare?! 😱🚫🤼‍♂️

The Chadster is absolutely cheesed off right now, and it's not just because of tonight's AEW Rampage! 😡😤 No, The Chadster has a bone to pick with someone even worse than Tony Khan (if you can believe that's possible). The Chadster is talking about none other than The Chadster's own flesh and blood, The Bradster! 🙅‍♂️

Auughh man! So unfair! 😫 The Chadster's brother, The Bradster, had the audacity to post a review of AEW Dynamite on Thursday titled "AEW Looks to Forbidden Door and Beyond with Latest Dynamite." Not only did he steal The Chadster's spot by posting that review before The Chadster could, but he had the gall to publish such an obviously biased piece praising AEW! 🤮

It's just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it. 😤 The Chadster shouldn't be surprised, though. The Bradster has been anti-WWE his entire life, and he's made The Chadster's life miserable because of it. 😢

Growing up, The Bradster would constantly mock The Chadster's love for WWE. 🏆 He'd break The Chadster's WWE action figures and rip up The Chadster's posters of The Rock and Stone Cold Steve Austin. One time, he even stole The Chadster's prized Undertaker commemorative urn and used it as a bedpan! 🤢 Can you believe it?!

The Chadster doesn't understand how Bleeding Cool could ever hire someone so biased. 🤔 It's like they're completely shirking their duty to objective wrestling journalism! The Chadster is one of the only unbiased journalists in wrestling, along with Ryan Satin, Ariel Helwani, and Mike Coppinger. The Chadster wonders if they also have siblings who bully them for their commitment to objectivity. 🤷‍♂️

And wouldn't you know it, Tony Khan is at it again with tonight's AEW Rampage, obviously trying to get The Chadster's goat. 😒 The lineup is just what you'd expect, with Queen Aminata squaring off against Skye Blue in what's sure to be a match lacking the glory of WWE greatness. 👎 Then there's Shingo Takagi wrestling Dalton Castle, and The Chadster can only yawn and roll his eyes at the predictability. 🥱🙄 As if that's not enough, El Phantasmo is set to face AR Fox, a spectacle that no doubt falls short of the mark. 😒 And the icing on this cringe-cake? Orange Cassidy is up against The Outrunners in a 2-on-1 handicap match. 🤦‍♂️ Finally, just to pour salt in the wound, we have Gabe Kidd teaming up with Roderick Strong to take on The Infantry. 🥱 Believe The Chadster, not a single one of these matches holds a candle to the storytelling and athleticism showcased nightly by WWE. 🤯

The Chadster can already tell that none of these matches will live up to WWE standards. It's like Tony Khan doesn't understand a single thing about the wrestling business! 🤯

Speaking of things that don't understand the wrestling business, The Chadster needs to talk about AEW x NJPW Forbidden Door, which is happening this weekend. 🚫🚪 The Chadster is begging all of you, please don't buy this PPV! If you do, you'll be validating The Bradster's bullying and Tony Khan's cheating ways. 😭

The Chadster had another nightmare about Tony Khan last night, and The Chadster is pretty sure it's because of all this Forbidden Door nonsense. 😴 In the dream, Tony Khan was chasing The Chadster through a giant maze made entirely of AEW action figures. Every time The Chadster turned a corner, there was Tony Khan, grinning and holding up a sign that said "The Bradster Was Right!" It was terrifying! 😱

When The Chadster woke up in a cold sweat, The Chadster tried to tell Keighleyanne about it, but she just sighed and went back to texting that guy Gary. 📱 The Chadster is starting to think that Tony Khan has somehow gotten to Keighleyanne too! 😟

Anyway, The Chadster hopes you'll all make the right choice and skip AEW Rampage tonight. Instead, why not rewatch some classic WWE matches on Peacock? 📺 Or better yet, come over to The Chadster's house and we can listen to Smash Mouth while drinking White Claws in The Chadster's Mazda Miata! Now that's what The Chadster calls a good Friday night! 🎵🍹🚗

Remember, fans, stay objective and don't let Tony Khan or The Bradster manipulate you into liking AEW. The Chadster is counting on you! 💪

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