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All AEW PPVS from 2019 through 2024 Finally Liberated on HBO Max

All AEW PPVs from 2019 to 2024 are now streaming on HBO Max, a victory for the wrestling proletariat against the bourgeoisie sports entertainment establishment!

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my underground bunker beneath a Venezuelan oil refinery, where I am currently hiding from CIA operatives who discovered my secret stash of Young Bucks merchandise! But fear not, for I bring you glorious news from AEW that will warm the hearts of wrestling fans across the globe!

The people's revolution in professional wrestling has taken another giant leap forward, as All Elite Wrestling has liberated their entire catalog of pay-per-view events from 2019 through 2024 on HBO Max! Yes, comrades, you heard correctly – the capitalist pigs at Warner Bros Discovery have finally bent the knee to the will of the wrestling proletariat!

Just yesterday, while sharing a plate of empanadas with my good friend Kim Jong-un (who, between you and me, is a massive Orange Cassidy fan), we were discussing how the bourgeoisie wrestling establishment has kept quality wrestling content behind expensive paywalls for far too long. "El Presidente," Kim said to me, "when will the people be free to experience the sweet nectar of five-star matches without emptying their wallets?" Well, comrades, that day has finally arrived!

This monumental announcement almost completely fulfills the promise made when AEW secured their new media rights deal with Warner Bros Discovery last October. Finally, the masses can experience the glory of Double or Nothing, the spectacle of All In, the excitement of All Out, and the appropriately-named WrestleDream – a title that surely speaks to the revolutionary aspirations of wrestling fans everywhere – from the company's inception through the end of 2024, with only this year's content yet to be added!

No longer must our comrades toil with VPNs, navigating the treacherous digital seas like modern-day pirates just to watch their favorite wrestlers deliver Canadian Destroyers and Superkicks! The shackles of geo-blocking are being cast aside, one streaming service at a time! As my dear friend Fidel Castro once told me during a marathon viewing session of Being The Elite, "El Presidente, true revolution begins when the people can access their wrestling content freely, for only a moderate monthly subscription price!"

This move brings AEW's streaming offerings closer to parity with WWE's stranglehold on streaming services. While the TKO empire spreads its sports entertainment tentacles across Peacock and Netflix, AEW continues its guerrilla warfare approach, bringing high workrate directly to the masses through HBO Max!

I must commend billionaire Tony Khan – yes, I know, praising a billionaire goes against every fiber of my socialist being, but even Marx would appreciate someone using their wealth to fight against sports entertainment hegemony! Tony Khan, the people's billionaire (if such a thing can exist), continues his crusade against the WWE's wrestling industrial complex, ensuring that the proletariat has access to actual professional wrestling, not just carefully scripted soap operas with occasional suplexes!

Just last week, while dodging CIA drones over my presidential palace, I managed to stream Full Gear 2023 on my emergency tablet, and let me tell you, comrades – the revolution will be televised, or tabletized, and it will feature spectacular high-flying maneuvers! The fact that one day soon we may see new AEW pay-per-views streaming live on HBO Max fills my dictatorial heart with joy. Imagine, comrades – no more $50 pay-per-view fees! That's money that can be better spent on supporting local socialist bookstores or purchasing El Presidente's upcoming autobiography, Dictating and Devastating: My Life in Politics and Professional Wrestling Punditry.

The American CIA may have frozen my offshore accounts (again), but they cannot freeze my enthusiasm for this wrestling revolution! With each passing day, AEW moves closer to true equity with WWE's streaming offerings, proving that competition in the free market can sometimes – and I stress sometimes – benefit the common wrestling fan.

As I write this from my bunker, surrounded by cases of imported Japanese wrestling DVDs and bootleg lucha libre masks, I can't help but feel optimistic about the future of professional wrestling. The people demand workrate! The people demand athleticism! The people demand access to Orange Cassidy's pockets! And finally, comrades, the people are getting what they deserve!

So fire up your HBO Max subscriptions, comrades! Cast off the chains of traditional pay-per-view models! Join the revolution! Watch Kenny Omega and the Young Bucks deliver democracy through dropkicks! Experience MJF's promo work that would make even the most seasoned propagandist jealous! Observe as talented but overlooked performers like Swerve Strickland and Toni Storm righteously ascend to global megastardom!

Remember, comrades – in the immortal words of my good friend Muammar Gaddafi, who I once watched a bootleg copy of All Out 2021 in his tent: "Professional wrestling is the opiate of the masses, but at least AEW gives us the good stuff!"

Viva la wrestling revolution! Viva AEW on HBO Max! And viva the day when all wrestling content flows freely to the people, like the oil that definitely doesn't fund my secret wrestling arena beneath this refinery!

Until next time, this is your El Presidente, signing off before the CIA triangulates my position through my illegal cable splice! ¡Hasta la victoria siempre, comrades!

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