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New Trailer For Underworld Awakening Reveals That There's Some Kind Of War Going On

You know, I think I've seen all of the Underworld films and I have no idea what any of them are about, apart from some kind of war involving vampires and lycans. I can barely recall any real details. I think they're all just an excuse to put Kate Beckinsale in a gimp suit.

So here's the new trailer for Underworld Awakening, which is the 4th installment in the series. Apparently humans have clocked on to the fact that vampires and werewolves exist (though with the amount of destruction wreaked in the previous films, they'd have to be pretty stupid not to have noticed) and so they're hunting them down with flamethrowers etc.

A central plot point appears to be the existence of some kind of hybrid between werewolf and vampire. I seem to remember there was one of these in the first film, an extremely sexy man who had to be put in restraints for his own good.

Oh, and the film features "Something more than twice the size of any Lycan I've ever seen!" Perhaps it has grown big and strong from unrequited love for a drippy girl who dates sparkly vampires.

To all fans of the Underworld movies, I apologise for not doing them justice. They just stick to my brain about as well as uncooked spaghetti.

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