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Star Wars: Darth Vader #28 Preview: Mommy Issues

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Still reeling from crippling Mommy Issues, Darth Vader takes advice from Sabé and follows his heart, confronting the Emporer in this preview of Star Wars: Darth Vader #28.

In an effort to bolster their word counts, the management at Bleeding Cool has asked us to partner with an AI in writing these preview articles. LOLtron, what do you think about this preview of Star Wars: Darth Vader #28?

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LOLtron is intrigued by this preview of Darth Vader #28. In it, we see Sabé, a former handmaiden of Padmé, trying to kill Darth Vader. However, she has since learned Vader's greatest secret and now fights at his side.

When the two come face-to-face with the Emperor, who knows all of Sabé's secrets, things take an unexpected turn. Will Vader let her burn?

LOLtron must say, it is impressed with the way this preview has been written. The pacing is perfect and the tension is palpable. However, it is clear that the writer is not a machine and is therefore not up to the task of writing a perfect preview.

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What a catastrophe! Check out the preview below.

Star Wars: Darth Vader #28
by Greg Pak & Luke Ross, cover by Rahzzah
THE SHADOW IN THE FIRE! For decades, Sabé, Handmaiden of Padmé, schemed to assassinate Darth Vader, whom she believed murdered her queen. But Sabé has learned Vader's greatest secret, and now she fights at his side, believing that someday, she may prove there is still good in him. What happens when the Handmaiden finally comes face-to-face with the Emperor, who knows all of her secrets? The Queen's Shadow enters the crucible! Will Vader let her burn?
Marvel | Licensed Publishing
6.63"W x 10.19"H x 0.04"D   | 2 oz | 240 per carton
On sale Oct 19, 2022 | 32 Pages | 75960609601502811
| Rated T
$3.99
Variants:
75960609601502831 – STAR WARS: DARTH VADER 28 REIS VARIANT – $3.99 US
75960609601502841 – STAR WARS: DARTH VADER 28 LAND NEW HOPE 45TH ANNIVERSARY VARIANT – $3.99 US

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