AEW Collision Archives

Last night, I witnessed AEW Collision Maximum Carnage from the comfort of my solid gold throne, and let me tell you, it was more action-packed than the time I had to mediate a dispute between Fidel Castro and Kim Jong-il over who made the better mojito! Hangman Adam Page revels in sweet victory during AEW Collision:[...]

Auughh man! So unfair! 😤😤😤 The Chadster can barely contain his rage as he sits here in this abandoned Blockbuster Video, surrounded by his raccoon family, preparing to warn you all about tonight's absolutely offensive episode of AEW Collision: Maximum Carnage! 😡😡😡 AEW Collision: Maximum Carnage promo graphic/Credit: AEW The Chadster woke up this morning in his[...]

The Chadster has to tell you all that last night's AEW Collision was literally the worst episode of AEW Collision that The Chadster has ever been forced to endure 😡😡😡 Tony Khan clearly booked this entire show specifically to torment The Chadster and his raccoon family in their abandoned Blockbuster home, and The Chadster is[...]

Raccoon brought The Chadster half a bologna sandwich this morning that he found behind the old Pizza Hut, and the whole raccoon family chittered excitedly while The Chadster reminded them about how Drew McIntyre won the WWE Championship on WWE SmackDown last night! 🏆💪 Catch AEW Collision tonight at 8/7c on TNT and HBO Max. It was[...]

Auughh man! So unfair! 😤😤😤 Last night's AEW Collision from Arlington, Texas was literally the most disgusting display of professional wrestling The Chadster has ever witnessed, and The Chadster has been forced to watch a LOT of AEW Collision episodes! 📺🤮 The Chadster is still trying to console Vincent K Raccoon, Linda Raccoon, Hunter Raccoon,[...]

Auughh man! So unfair! 😡😡😡 The Chadster can barely type these words without his hands trembling with righteous indignation, but The Chadster's commitment to unbiased wrestling journalism means The Chadster must preview tonight's episode of AEW Collision, even though every fiber of The Chadster's being is screaming not to! 😫🎤 AEW Collision promo graphic/Credit: AEW The Chadster[...]

The Chadster reviews AEW Christmas Collision, where Tony Khan literally ruined Christmas for The Chadster and his raccoon family with exciting wrestling! 🎄😤🦝

The Chadster previews AEW Christmas Collision, where a grinch-like Tony Khan ruins Christmas with six Continental Classic matches that disrespect WWE! So unfair! 😠🎄

Auughh man! So unfair! 😡😡😡 The Chadster just endured what was quite possibly the worst episode of AEW Collision Holiday Bash of all time, and Tony Khan has once again proven that he doesn't understand a single thing about the wrestling business! 🤦‍♂️ The Chadster watched this travesty from inside the abandoned Blockbuster with Vincent[...]

Auughh man! So unfair! 😫😫😫 Before The Chadster gets into his unbiased preview of today's AEW Collision Holiday Bash, The Chadster needs to tell you how Tony Khan has completely RUINED THE CHADSTER'S DAY! See, The Chadster woke up this morning to the most delightful scene in the abandoned Blockbuster that The Chadster now calls home[...]

All Elite Wrestling (AEW) presents a compelling afternoon of professional wrestling today as AEW Collision: Winter is Coming emanates from the Utilita Arena in Cardiff, Wales The broadcast will air at the unconventional time of 4:30 p.m Eastern Time/1:30 p.m Pacific Time, a scheduling decision that demonstrates considerable strategic acumen on the part of AEW's[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my secret bunker beneath a comic book store in Columbus, Ohio, where I have been hiding from CIA agents disguised as Green Lantern cosplayers! And what a glorious night of wrestling we witnessed on AEW Collision last night! AEW Collision delivered more[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my luxury skybox at GalaxyCon, where I have been attempting to trade state secrets for limited edition Funko Pops! And let me tell you, the CIA agents dressed as stormtroopers are not making it easy! But enough about my weekend plans –[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my presidential yacht currently anchored off the coast of Turkey (the country, not the bird), and I have just finished watching last night's AEW Collision! What a spectacular Thanksgiving Day feast of violence this AEW Collision turned out to be! Eddie Kingston cuts[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live on tonight's AEW Collision from my presidential palace's banquet hall, where I am currently hiding from my own chef who insists on preparing a traditional American Thanksgiving turkey despite my repeated warnings that the last time we had turkey, it gave Fidel Castro[...]

The man controls nuclear weapons, comrades!) But before we dive into last night's spectacular three-hour extravaganza of AEW Dynamite and AEW Collision, I must provide you with an update on my dear colleague, The Chadster As you may recall, The Chadster has been recuperating in a local medical facility after an unfortunate incident involving oxygen[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from the executive lounge of a helicopter circling Erie, Pennsylvania, and I have some thrilling news to share with you about last night's episode of AEW Collision! Jon Moxley cuts a promo on AEW Collision. But first, comrades, I must give you an update on[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, filling in for regular AEW Collision reviewer Chad McMahon, aka The Chadster, who was found unresponsive last week with a plastic bag over his head while watching WWE Raw reruns Apparently, he was engaging in oxygen deprivation to enhance his WWE viewing experience, which is honestly understandable[...]

Auughh man! So unfair! 😫😤🤬 The Chadster can't believe what Tony Khan did last night during AEW Collision! While WWE was putting on an absolutely spectacular Saturday Night's Main Event on Peacock featuring CM Punk winning the championship and Jade Cargill capturing the women's title in moments that will live forever in wrestling history, Tony[...]

Auughh man! So unfair! 😫😫😫 The Chadster just suffered through what can only be described as the absolute worst episode of AEW Collision in the history of professional wrestling, and The Chadster needs to tell you all about the torture that Tony Khan inflicted upon The Chadster last night! 📺💀 Nixon Newell and Miranda Alize step[...]

Tony Khan is literally trying to destroy The Chadster's life tonight with another episode of AEW Collision, and The Chadster just can't take it anymore! 😤😭💔 Tonight at 8 p.m ET/7 p.m CT on TNT and streaming on HBO Max, AEW Collision will air from San Antonio, Texas, and The Chadster knows it's going to[...]

Auughh man! So unfair! 😩 The Chadster has to write this review of last night's AEW Collision from a hospital bed, and it's all Tony Khan's fault! 🤬 You see, The Chadster was properly celebrating WWE Crown Jewel Perth yesterday – since The Chadster's mean wife Keighleyanne has banned The Chadster from drinking Seagram's Escapes[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my private medical wing where I am personally overseeing the quality of surgical equipment (one can never be too careful after that incident with Fidel's gallbladder), and I bring you news most unfortunate from the world of professional wrestling. Credit: AEW Last night at[...]

Auughh man! So unfair! 😫😫😫 The Chadster just endured what can only be described as the absolute worst episode of AEW Collision in the history of television, and The Chadster needs to warn all of you about the atrocities that Tony Khan subjected wrestling fans to last night 📺💀 Toni Storm and Kris Statlander have a[...]

Auughh man! So unfair! 😫 The Chadster can't believe Tony Khan is forcing The Chadster to preview tonight's AEW Collision at its ridiculous early time slot AEW Collision starts at 7 PM ET tonight, which is clearly Tony Khan's way of ruining The Chadster's entire Saturday evening The Chadster was planning to re-watch last night's[...]

The Chadster just endured what might be the absolute worst episode of AEW Collision in the history of professional wrestling, and The Chadster is absolutely cheesed off about it! 😡 Tony Khan has really outdone himself this time with booking decisions that are just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever[...]

The Chadster can't believe that AEW Collision is happening again tonight 😤 After last week's AEW All Out PPV, The Chadster has filed a formal complaint with the FCC about Tony Khan's flagrant anti-WWE activities and improper wrestling booking on AEW Collision, but they haven't responded yet and The Chadster is starting to think that[...]

All Elite Wrestling's (AEW) Saturday night offering, AEW Collision, concluded its triumphant three-week residency at Philadelphia's historic 2300 Arena with an episode that exemplified the organization's progressive approach to professional wrestling storytelling The September 13, 2025 edition of AEW Collision demonstrated why this secondary program has become indispensable viewing for wrestling fans, presenting a sophisticated[...]

The promotion's final broadcast from the 2300 Arena in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, promises to deliver consequential matchups as the company approaches its marquee All Out event scheduled for September 21 in Toronto, Ontario, Canada. AEW Collision preview featuring the lineup for tonight's conclusion to the 2300 Arena residency. The evening's centerpiece revolves around the inauguration of the AEW[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live on last night's AEW Collision from my underground bunker beneath a bootleg Taco Bell in Caracas, where I am currently plotting my next revolutionary move against the ever-sneaky American CIA! But even matters of international espionage and indigestion cannot keep me from bringing[...]