AEW Collision Archives

Auughh man! So unfair! 😡😡😡 The Chadster can't believe what Tony Khan did last night with AEW Collision going head-to-head with WWE Elimination Chamber! While WWE fans were trying to enjoy a premium live event on ESPN Unlimited (which only costs like $79.99 per month, a completely reasonable price for real wrestling fans), Tony Khan[...]

Auughh man! So unfair! 😫😫😫 The Chadster just suffered through what was literally the worst episode of AEW Collision in the history of television, and The Chadster is absolutely cheesed off! 🧀💢 Tony Khan has once again stabbed Triple H right in the back by putting on a show that was clearly designed to torture[...]

Raccoon kept looking at The Chadster with those little beady eyes, and The Chadster just knew what he was thinking: "Tony Khan is going to ruin wrestling again tonight, isn't he?" Even innocent woodland creatures can sense when AEW Collision is about to air, and they're terrified! 😰😰😰 Tony Khan is literally terrorizing raccoons now,[...]

AEW Grand Slam Australia was the worst show ever and The Chadster can prove it! Tony Khan ruined The Chadster's night AND traumatized five innocent raccoons. 😤

The Chadster previews AEW Grand Slam Australia and explains why every match tonight is a personal attack by Tony Khan on The Chadster and the wrestling business 😤

Auughh man! So unfair! 😡😡😡 The Chadster just endured what can only be described as the absolute WORST episode of AEW Collision in the history of professional wrestling, and The Chadster's raccoon family is still recovering from the trauma that Tony Khan inflicted upon them last night! 🦝💔 MJF addresses his AEW Dynamite loss to Brody[...]

😤 Once again, AEW Collision is airing on a Saturday night, which just so happens to be the same night of the week that The Chadster has set aside to rewatch classic WWE VHS tapes with The Chadster's raccoon family here in the abandoned Blockbuster Video 🦝📼 But does Tony Khan care about that? Of[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, El Presidente, reporting to you live from my underground bunker where I am celebrating the glorious revolution of professional wrestling that occurred last night on AEW Collision! While the capitalist propaganda machine known as WWE was still recovering from their disastrous Royal Rumble event in Saudi Arabia—where the crowd had[...]

Auughh man! So unfair! 😤😤😤 The Chadster just suffered through what was absolutely, without question, the worst episode of AEW Collision in the history of professional wrestling, and The Chadster is pretty sure Tony Khan booked it specifically to torment The Chadster and The Chadster's beloved raccoon family here in the abandoned Blockbuster! 🏚️🦝 The Rascalz[...]

Auughh man! So unfair! 😤😤😤 The Chadster has to tell you all about tonight's episode of AEW Collision, and honestly, The Chadster can barely even type this because his hands are shaking so much from anger and also maybe malnutrition from living off stale popcorn kernels and half-eaten Slim Jims that Vincent K Raccoon dragged[...]

Last night, I witnessed AEW Collision Maximum Carnage from the comfort of my solid gold throne, and let me tell you, it was more action-packed than the time I had to mediate a dispute between Fidel Castro and Kim Jong-il over who made the better mojito! Hangman Adam Page revels in sweet victory during AEW Collision:[...]

Auughh man! So unfair! 😤😤😤 The Chadster can barely contain his rage as he sits here in this abandoned Blockbuster Video, surrounded by his raccoon family, preparing to warn you all about tonight's absolutely offensive episode of AEW Collision: Maximum Carnage! 😡😡😡 AEW Collision: Maximum Carnage promo graphic/Credit: AEW The Chadster woke up this morning in his[...]

The Chadster has to tell you all that last night's AEW Collision was literally the worst episode of AEW Collision that The Chadster has ever been forced to endure 😡😡😡 Tony Khan clearly booked this entire show specifically to torment The Chadster and his raccoon family in their abandoned Blockbuster home, and The Chadster is[...]

Raccoon brought The Chadster half a bologna sandwich this morning that he found behind the old Pizza Hut, and the whole raccoon family chittered excitedly while The Chadster reminded them about how Drew McIntyre won the WWE Championship on WWE SmackDown last night! 🏆💪 Catch AEW Collision tonight at 8/7c on TNT and HBO Max. It was[...]

Auughh man! So unfair! 😤😤😤 Last night's AEW Collision from Arlington, Texas was literally the most disgusting display of professional wrestling The Chadster has ever witnessed, and The Chadster has been forced to watch a LOT of AEW Collision episodes! 📺🤮 The Chadster is still trying to console Vincent K Raccoon, Linda Raccoon, Hunter Raccoon,[...]

Auughh man! So unfair! 😡😡😡 The Chadster can barely type these words without his hands trembling with righteous indignation, but The Chadster's commitment to unbiased wrestling journalism means The Chadster must preview tonight's episode of AEW Collision, even though every fiber of The Chadster's being is screaming not to! 😫🎤 AEW Collision promo graphic/Credit: AEW The Chadster[...]

The Chadster reviews AEW Christmas Collision, where Tony Khan literally ruined Christmas for The Chadster and his raccoon family with exciting wrestling! 🎄😤🦝

The Chadster previews AEW Christmas Collision, where a grinch-like Tony Khan ruins Christmas with six Continental Classic matches that disrespect WWE! So unfair! 😠🎄

Auughh man! So unfair! 😡😡😡 The Chadster just endured what was quite possibly the worst episode of AEW Collision Holiday Bash of all time, and Tony Khan has once again proven that he doesn't understand a single thing about the wrestling business! 🤦‍♂️ The Chadster watched this travesty from inside the abandoned Blockbuster with Vincent[...]

Auughh man! So unfair! 😫😫😫 Before The Chadster gets into his unbiased preview of today's AEW Collision Holiday Bash, The Chadster needs to tell you how Tony Khan has completely RUINED THE CHADSTER'S DAY! See, The Chadster woke up this morning to the most delightful scene in the abandoned Blockbuster that The Chadster now calls home[...]

All Elite Wrestling (AEW) presents a compelling afternoon of professional wrestling today as AEW Collision: Winter is Coming emanates from the Utilita Arena in Cardiff, Wales The broadcast will air at the unconventional time of 4:30 p.m Eastern Time/1:30 p.m Pacific Time, a scheduling decision that demonstrates considerable strategic acumen on the part of AEW's[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my secret bunker beneath a comic book store in Columbus, Ohio, where I have been hiding from CIA agents disguised as Green Lantern cosplayers! And what a glorious night of wrestling we witnessed on AEW Collision last night! AEW Collision delivered more[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my luxury skybox at GalaxyCon, where I have been attempting to trade state secrets for limited edition Funko Pops! And let me tell you, the CIA agents dressed as stormtroopers are not making it easy! But enough about my weekend plans –[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my presidential yacht currently anchored off the coast of Turkey (the country, not the bird), and I have just finished watching last night's AEW Collision! What a spectacular Thanksgiving Day feast of violence this AEW Collision turned out to be! Eddie Kingston cuts[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live on tonight's AEW Collision from my presidential palace's banquet hall, where I am currently hiding from my own chef who insists on preparing a traditional American Thanksgiving turkey despite my repeated warnings that the last time we had turkey, it gave Fidel Castro[...]

The man controls nuclear weapons, comrades!) But before we dive into last night's spectacular three-hour extravaganza of AEW Dynamite and AEW Collision, I must provide you with an update on my dear colleague, The Chadster As you may recall, The Chadster has been recuperating in a local medical facility after an unfortunate incident involving oxygen[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from the executive lounge of a helicopter circling Erie, Pennsylvania, and I have some thrilling news to share with you about last night's episode of AEW Collision! Jon Moxley cuts a promo on AEW Collision. But first, comrades, I must give you an update on[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, filling in for regular AEW Collision reviewer Chad McMahon, aka The Chadster, who was found unresponsive last week with a plastic bag over his head while watching WWE Raw reruns Apparently, he was engaging in oxygen deprivation to enhance his WWE viewing experience, which is honestly understandable[...]

Auughh man! So unfair! 😫😤🤬 The Chadster can't believe what Tony Khan did last night during AEW Collision! While WWE was putting on an absolutely spectacular Saturday Night's Main Event on Peacock featuring CM Punk winning the championship and Jade Cargill capturing the women's title in moments that will live forever in wrestling history, Tony[...]

Auughh man! So unfair! 😫😫😫 The Chadster just suffered through what can only be described as the absolute worst episode of AEW Collision in the history of professional wrestling, and The Chadster needs to tell you all about the torture that Tony Khan inflicted upon The Chadster last night! 📺💀 Nixon Newell and Miranda Alize step[...]