Impact Video Highlights: Private Party Interfere in Tag Title Bout

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, come to bring you video highlights from last night's episode of Impact Wrestling. Now, I hear what you are saying, comrades. "Your Excellency, didn't you already recap Impact Wrestling? How could videos do the show justice more than your glorious words?" That is a fair question, but some people may not have gotten a chance to read my recap, or maybe they are illiterate, comrades, like one of the Deaners. The point is that some people would prefer to watch clips from Impact, or even to watch Impact itself, rather than read El Presidente's recap.

And that's fine. Sure, if I was still running a socialist dictatorship, I would definitely have everyone who feels that way arrested in the middle of the night by my secret police, and, if they cannot be convinced to change their opinions, executed. But that is frowned upon here in the American media, or so my editors keep telling me. Haw haw haw haw!

Anyway, here's the videos from last night's episode of Impact.

The official logo of Impact Wrestling.
The official logo of Impact Wrestling.

Video Highlights from Impact Wrestling – February 9th, 2021

This week's episode of Impact was the go-home show for the No Surrender Impact Plus special, which is happening this Saturday. The main event was a contract signing for that show's main event match between Rich Swann and Tommy Dreamer for the Impact World Championship. Other matches included ODB vs. Kimber Lee, Nevaeh vs. Kiera Hogan, The Good Brothers vs. Chris Sabin and James Storm, Kaleb vs. Black Taurus, and Chris Bey, Blake Christian, Daivari, and Ace Austin vs. Trey Miguel, Suicide, Josh Alexander, and Willie Mack.

Below, watch video highlights from the show, comrades.

Thank you for the clicks! Until next time, comrades: socialism or death!

About El Presidente

After a successful fourteen-year career as a South American dictator, El Presidente faked his own death in 2013 in order to pursue his two true passions: rigging American elections for Joe Biden, and wrestling dirt sheet reporting. Since opportunities to rig the election for Joe Biden were few and far between until recently, El Presidente mostly focused on the wrestling dirt sheet reporting, where he became one of the best in the business. Unfortunately, the American CIA sabotaged his 1-900 hotline, the pinnacle of his country's wrestling news technology, and imperialist hacks like Meltzer, Johnson, Sapp, and Satin took all the credit on their stupid websites. Finally, El Presidente has found a way to break into the American market by becoming a Bleeding Cool contributor, so get ready for the spread of great wrestling news and socialism, comrades!