CNN's Jake Tapper Explains How Superman Cuts His Hair

CNN's Jake Tapper Explains How Superman Cuts His Hair

CNN news anchor Jake Tapper doesn't just play a journalist on television. He's also a cartoonist whose comic strip, Capitol Hell, appeared in the Washington DC newspaper Roll Call from 1994 to 2003. So when Tapper was asked a question whose answer is familiar to many comic book readers but a mystery to the uninitiated, Tapper drew on his love of comics to produce the most worthy piece of journalism to ever come out of anyone associated with CNN:

Tapper's report earned him some new fans:

And prompted a reminder from Jill Pantozzi that Superman: The Animated Series also tackled this age-old question:

And now let's go to our panel of ideological archetypes who will shout at each other about this story, I.E., the comment section.

About Jude Terror

A prophecy says that in the comic book industry's darkest days, a hero will come to lead the people through a plague of overpriced floppies, incentive variant covers, #1 issue reboots, and super-mega-crossover events.

Scourge of Rich Johnston, maker of puns, and seeker of the Snyder Cut, Jude Terror, sadly, is not the hero comics needs right now... but he's the one the industry deserves.

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