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Jonathan Hickman, Benjamin Percy Respond to Questions About a Certain Wolverine Conspiracy at C2E2

Published Fri, 28 Feb 2020 13:06:06 -0600

Last updated Wed, 27 Jan 2021 12:20:13 -0600

C2E2 kicked off today, and Bleeding Cool ace reporter David Pierce was on hand at an X-Men writer signing event at the show. Naturally, we instructed Pierce to find out the answers to the questions Bleeding Cool readers really want to know, and what question could be more important when it comes to X-Men comics than the status of Wolverine's endowment?

As longtime readers know, Bleeding Cool has been investigating the theory that Wolverine has two dicks… one for f**king, and one for making love. More specifically, he uses the dicks for f**king Cyclops and making love to Marvel Girl.

We recently laid out all the evidence collected so far and even the most ardent Wolverine two-dick deniers will have to admit our case is pretty strong. So when Pierce approached X-Men writer Jonathan Hickman, of course he asked him point blank exactly how many dicks Wolverine has.

Unfortunately, Hickman refused to answer, possibly because he is planning to reveal both of Wolverine's two-dicks in an upcoming "red issue" of X-Men. Could we hear more about them at the X-Men panel later? Hickman did refer Pierce, however, to Wolverine and X-Force writer Benjamin Percy, who was more willing to discuss the subject even if he avoided giving a concrete answer.

Percy at first told Pierce "no comment" when asked about the dicks, more than confirming our suspicions. However, Percy quickly tried to walk back his answer and obfuscate, saying that Wolverine was "a walking dick" and then calling him "just a dick with two legs."

Some might say that Hickman and Percy avoided the question, but their refusal to go on the record about the number of Wolverine's dicks speaks volumes. If Wolverine has just one dick, then why not say so? Certainly, having one dick is not a controversial position. But since neither writer would give a straight answer on the subject, we have to assume that Wolverine has a number of dicks other than one, and when all the other evidence is taken into account, it's looking more and more likely that the exact number of dicks Wolverine has is two.

We'll continue to try to get to the bottom of this important mystery as C2E2 continues throughout the weekend. Thanks to David Pierce for being one of comics' last true journalists willing to ask the difficult questions.